Sharing a sense of humour is a great thing, even if the one you're sharing it with is yourself

The Narrator is Morgan Freeman.

Oh my my! Here Kayl- Oh I mean Kaela, have some ointment for that....burn

😂😭Cinnamon with an s is obviously cinnamons

He could be called Jo3hn. The three being silent.

Vaxi-nate 😂😂😂

Elon Musk *Coughs*

Laundry Day!!

Yes, my cat's name is Eddie, short for Eddie Izzard. He's a tuxedo cat, and has a white garter on his right leg.

“10/10 great customer service would name again.”

Holly. You know it makes sense.

Prince John : Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it? Latrine : We changed it in the 9th century. Prince John : You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"? Latrine : Yeah. Used to be "Sh*thouse." Prince John : It's a good change. That's a good change!

My mom was a teacher. First day of class, she asked everyone what they wanted to be called. That was it the whole year.

It was a dare

Nominative determinism (just to expand on this a little for those who don't already know) is where Flora Baker gets a job making cakes or goes into botany (kinda a twofer), Milly Owche becomes a dentist, or DJ Turner has a career in music, etc.

You heard the one about the lady who called herself Tess, who upon marrying a Mr Tickle, suddenly decided that she wanted to be known as Theresa. Can't think why. ;-)

You either hate her or you have to resist the urge to say, "EuripiDES NU-"

How to create a baby name. Take a normal name. Force 5 vowels into it. And a Y. Bonus points if you can jam an X in there.

Omg if you want weird baby names, search up nick cannons kids. “Powerful queen cannon” being the worst one

I can't like this enough.

Guess what her nickname would be. Namers should always think about nicknames and what the initials spell. I went out with a guy whose initials were F. U. K. A woman in my office was named Ana Lyses. Worse, some applications used our first name and last initial, so she'd appear on the form as A**L.

Has he a sibling? Rhoade Rhoughner?

Festus Orestes Butt crosses the line from bad to AWESOME.

It sounds like it says "First Let's Arrest His Butt"

Oh lawd,theres so many bad names when combined first and last...Somewhere out there is some poor woman named, and I swear it's true, Anita Boner.

i once herd of a math teacher who's last name was Hitchcock

There once was a man named Festus Orestes Butt, and he almost deserved it.

No one can Orestes butt

Sounds contagious and painful

im dead

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If you end up on an historic plaque you win, period.

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I love festus (the metal dragon) though

My dad worked with a guy named James Butt. Their company email did the whole last name, first 3 letters of first name. His email was buttjam.

With that last name it's gotta be memorable

Festus, arrest his butt!

First one I laughed out loud at. It probably wasn't even a weird name in that time and place.

Sounds like some sort of abscess.

Sounds like a character from Harry Potter, a member of the Ministry of Magic I presume...

It's beyond bad it becomes awesome. Like naming your kid gaylord focker.

Ima Hogg

You got my attention with Festus, you intrigued me with Orestes, but you had me with Butt.

Festust Butt in the West?

With a name like that how could he not make a name for himself?

Any relation to the Addams?