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At some points in life, you might think that nothing can surprise you. Everything’s rote. Boring. Even… meh. But that can end in a heartbeat when you accidentally come across a piece of text that starts out fine, but takes an unexpected watermelon, and makes you do a double-banana. Errr we mean ‘twist’ and ‘double-take.’

The ‘Unexpected Text’ subreddit, aka r/Unextexted (props for merging the two words), is a community that documents the very best examples of texts that end up meandering off somewhere you least expected. We thought it would make your day because they’re a lot of fun to read. Bored Panda also reached out to the moderators at r/Unextexted and spoke to the founder about the subreddit's history and its appeal. Check out our interview below.

We’ll be honest with you, some of these posts completely blindsided us and we’re glad we weren’t drinking anything while reading them. Otherwise, our screens would have been drenched. We can’t wait to find out which of these unexpected texts you liked the most, so give them a big ol’ upvote and let us know in the comments, dear Pandas! Now, let’s get into the fun stuff.

#1

They Arrested Your Dentist.....wait.. My What!

They Arrested Your Dentist.....wait.. My What!

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    Skin Dog

    Skin Dog

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    Hans
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is "skin puppy" of course! "Sking dog" would be like "fur human"...

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    One of the moderators at r/Unextexted, redditor Vxx, told Bored Panda all about the subreddit's roots. "Users posted the content to /r/Unexpected in the beginning, but it became kind of chaotic because of a few things (bandwidth inequality between videos and screenshots, user disagreement about screenshots, etc.), so we decided to not allow them anymore in /r/Unexpected. Since there were a lot of members that liked those posts (myself included), I decided to create /r/unextexted as a new home for Unexpected texts of all kinds," Vxx said.

    Vxx said that because their subreddit is pretty small, they rarely make it to the front page of Reddit. In a way, that's a blessing because it lets them avoid a lot of the moderating problems that come with massive attention.

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    As for the appeal of r/Unextexted, founder Vxx had this to say: "You never know what to expect, and we all love to get surprised, don't we? A post might be funny, sad, or scrape at the limits of good taste, but it will take you by surprise," the said, adding that the posts work wonders if you don't realize what subreddit you're on.

    With just 36k members, r/Unextexted is relatively small, compared to the bigwig behemoths that roam the vast plains of Reddit. However, the ‘Unexpected Text’ community is rock solid and their content is magnifique.

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    Created back in 2017, the subreddit celebrated its 3rd year of making our lives better just this week, on December 14. The community is open to everyone who’d like to share texts with unexpected twists (but it’s alright if you just lurk and absorb the awesomeness, too).

    #7

    They Had Me In The First Not Gonna Lie

    They Had Me In The First Not Gonna Lie

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    #9

    In Our Lab...

    In Our Lab...

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    According to the very friendly Reddit Welcomebot who sent Bored Panda a warm welcome message (I for one fully support our AI-powered robot overlords), you can submit screenshots from pretty much every medium that you want. From comics and books to social media and private messages. And everything in between! The sky’s the limit, as long as it involves text and something shockingly unexpected.

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    The ‘Unexpected Text’ community is quite rules-light (a rarity for Reddit). Their first rule is a variant of the Golden Rule—be nice to each other. Sounds simple enough. But their second rule… well, they got me good, let me tell ya.

    “Second, it's important to keep in mind that in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.” Well done, Welcomebot, well done.

    #11

    I Was Told I Should Post This Here

    I Was Told I Should Post This Here

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    Catlady6000
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pickled watermelon rind is a the in the South. And it pretty yummy

    H.L.Lewis
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so there is a real thing...watermelon rind pickles. Frankly? My mom made these once when I was a kid. Totally disgusting. But hey, some people like them.

    Doubanji
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to school with some brothers from New Zealand who swore it was normal to eat kiwi's skin in like apples. Not for me thanks!!

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    Erek Elliott
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first i thought he was talking about a pizza then he went to watermelons

    BananaJo
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half way through that I thought you were talking about pizza, and I was like yeah, why do people do that. The I saw it was about a watermeon

    Seabeast
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can pickle watermelon rind. There are lots of recipes online for it.

    Ms Phit
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs adore watermelon... one devours the entire rind too. Oddly enough, she's the picky eater

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    #12

    Being Gay Isn’t A Choice

    Being Gay Isn’t A Choice

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    kjorn
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have been force in heterosexuality too when i saw Salma Hayek dances in From dust till dawn.

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    #19

    Never Give Up!

    Never Give Up!

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    Truth Monster
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not like we're in a great literary age. We live in an age where 50 Shades of Grey was on bestseller lists. Proof anyone can be a successful writer....even if you can't write.

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    #20

    Online Therapist

    Online Therapist

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    Memento Mori
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I was like "god what kind of ungrateful piece of s**t is this" then there was that last part and now.... im never watching spongebob the same again

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    #21

    Pray For Grandma

    Pray For Grandma

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    F

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    DC
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I epected she has his father at her home or something...

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    #24

    Wholesome Dude Helping Return A...

    Wholesome Dude Helping Return A...

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    #26

    Please Remember Punctuation

    Please Remember Punctuation

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    #27

    Star Crossed Lovers

    Star Crossed Lovers

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    Hans
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is either staged, or chloe is not the kind of person I would sympathize with.

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    #30

    You Cannot "Own" Land

    You Cannot "Own" Land

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    #33

    Does This Belong Here?

    Does This Belong Here?

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    Dana
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good advice! I told my crush I liked him and he has ignored me for 7 months now... good times, good times

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    #37

    "How Did You Find Your Meal?"

    "How Did You Find Your Meal?"

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    MrLoufoque
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of what John Lennon answered to a reporter who had asked him "How did you find America?": "Turn left at Greenland."

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    #40

    They Call Me Spider-Man

    They Call Me Spider-Man

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    #50

    Belongs Here

    Belongs Here

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    #51

    Scared For 2015

    Scared For 2015

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    Hans
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, and 2020 as in 2*0+2*0 is only 2 nipples less than he had...that explains a lot!

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    #53

    Nice Bush.

    Nice Bush.

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    #55

    Succccc

    Succccc

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    Kitten claws
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about anyone else, but I really don't like it when people use emojis in the middle of the hekking sentence, especially gross ones like that. But crack will do that for ya lmao

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    #58

    Wait Till She Kicks Him

    Wait Till She Kicks Him

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    Golden

    Golden

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    DC
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha! But, now for real ... I have a realigned wire hanger next to the throne, in case something gets stuck I stir with it and it works a lot better than ... well, should I use bare hands for stirring in s**t? It works.

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    #60

    Lara Croft Cosplay

    Lara Croft Cosplay

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    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, her blouse isn't supposed to be cyan, it's more like teal.

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    #62

    Neigh

    Neigh

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    *sneezes in pansexual*
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you know he couldn't understand the language? how do you know he didn't sh@t on the floor bc of the bad joke?

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    #66

    A Much Nicer Movie

    A Much Nicer Movie

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    #69

    Helpful, Wholesome Adv- Oh

    Helpful, Wholesome Adv- Oh

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    Sasy
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently ring size is also shoe size...no idea if true, but a jeweller said it in some show, can anyone confirm?

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    #70

    From A Recent Ask Reddit Thread

    From A Recent Ask Reddit Thread

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    #71

    What Do You Do With Your Rainy Day Money?

    What Do You Do With Your Rainy Day Money?

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    #72

    A Man Gave Each Of His 3 Girlfriends $5,000 As A Test

    A Man Gave Each Of His 3 Girlfriends $5,000 As A Test

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    #76

    He Didn't

    He Didn't

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have NAMES for your information. They actually have Japanese names and English names. Japanese names: Red = Chaser, Blue = Ambusher, Pink = Fickle, Orange = Stupid. English names: Red = Blinky, Blue = Inky, Pink = Pinky, Orange = Clyde. Thank you for reading my short essay on the names of the Pac Man ghosts.

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    #77

    Ok Then

    Ok Then

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    #78

    Unexpected

    Unexpected

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :D I smell like I haven't showered in days, but it's good because it's been about a month.

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    #80

    No Not The Ussr! But Make More Shelves

    No Not The Ussr! But Make More Shelves

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    #82

    I'm Not High, You're High...

    I'm Not High, You're High...

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    #83

    Weaponized Kites

    Weaponized Kites

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a little animation I watched--there were these three girls who were trapped on an island, they found a magical lamp, the girl who accidentally got them trapped rubbed it and let all of the girls have one wish. First girl wished to go home, second girl wished to go home as a millionaire, and the third girl felt lonely on that island, so she wished for her friends to come back to the island to be with her. :>

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    #84

    Bruh Moment

    Bruh Moment

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    IFXO
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it might have said and the surgeons all paid for them... IT IS CLEARLY EDITED for entertainment purposes

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    #87

    Yeet

    Yeet

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    DC
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people destroying spiders just for not liking them - either, you can get yourself together and throw them out or so, or, in case you have a real arachnophobia, you might seek help to get rid of this ... it isn't fun to fear a milligrams-light animal physically unable to do you any harm (european spiders - the less dangerous they are, the more prevalent arachnophobia is...) anyway, is it?

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    #88

    That Took A Turn

    That Took A Turn

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    CuteCats
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last one. I NEED AN EXPLANATION!!!!!!! What do you mean 'attempts' to commit genocide? Why couldn't the weakling go the whole way?

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    #90

    This Really Be A Nobility Moment

    This Really Be A Nobility Moment

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    #96

    Just A Bit Of Disc Golf With The Boys.

    Just A Bit Of Disc Golf With The Boys.

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    DC
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for clearing that ... hadn't heard of it yet, but it sounds like it could really be fun...

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