This Instagram Account Shares The Worst Dishes Someone Had The Audacity To Serve (50 Pics)
As much as we might rave about the importance of taste, the fact of the matter is that we’re also very visual creatures—the better a meal or a food product looks, the more likely we are to try it. On the flip side, if something looks unappetizing like it was cooked in an iron pot in the ninth circle of hell by a gastronomic demon, we’re likely to say, “Are you friggin’ kiddin’ me? Do I look like a troll with no standards?”
Oh, and believe me, there’s plenty of horrendous-looking food out there. You’ll find it in restaurants, hospitals, and even supermarkets. You know, places that really ought to know better! And the best part is that there’s a whole Instagram account that’s dedicated exclusively to the bad, the ugly, and the most disgusting food items.
We’ve collected some of the best of the worst food photos for you to enjoy from the IG blog, so go on and upvote the ones that you’d never ever want to see on your table or in your fridge.
I had a friendly chat with the food blog's founder and they said that the inspiration for their Instagram account was a mix of different internet pages. "Before I created this account, I was following many food pages on Instagram as well as subreddits on Reddit. Occasionally, there were posts that really looked disgusting and I thought to myself, 'Why not make a whole page about disgusting-looking food,'" they shared with Bored Panda.
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Rolled Ice Cream With Chocolate Fudge Topping
Imagine Being Killed, Ground Up And Then Being Shaped Into Your Original Body. Beautiful
Okay, maybe there's something wrong with me. But I kind of like this. It looks like a meat tray for dishing up ground pork at a supermarket done in a (attempted) cute manner. NOT a dish to be served.
I like it too! You don't have to look at the label to know that it's pork mince. Naturally, after a few scoops, the shape will be ruined.
Load More Replies...In France it's very common to shape patés in their original forms. This one is cochon en gelée (pig in jelly), it's a kind of terrine (paté). If you are sensitive to this, don't google "cochon de lait" (milky pig), it's a whole roasted baby pig on a plate. At least we don't lie with the product, meat is a dead animal, you get your dead animal. cochon-gel...8b0025.jpg
You are so right...we “sensitivas”:must grapple with the facts..meat is a dead animal!
Load More Replies...Even worse when someone comes along wanting to buy a pound! Do you decapitate it, or start slowly scooping the rear away, leaving half a raw pig stretched across the tray reaching for future customers?
Of course. That's the best way to worship satan and sacrifice a innocent lamb to him. We sacrifice pigs in France (i posted a picture yesterday).
Load More Replies...The grocery store deli will do this from time to time. I dunno, it always got a laugh out of me. (Maybe I'm the weird one...)
Oh God, oh God...save me from demonic butchers with crafty skills...Martha Stewart overkill! 😝
I love animals but I also meat, I am but a flawed human-being but this is still gross as f**k.
I think once I stick all the pieces it will turn alive. ITS ALIVE...
I think it's so additionally gross when manufacturers try to make it appear that a creature is complicit in, indeed delighted by, its own torture and murder. They make it a so called selling point. And even worse, it seems to work for the vast multitudes. Yet another reason why the human race is doomed.
Coffee From The Coffee Machine At My Uni
The founder told Bored Panda that the community that's grown around their IG page keeps them passionate about continuing the project. "Many followers are sending me submissions about bad food, so that’s what makes me keep going," they said.
What's more, I was curious to get their take on the importance of how food looks and where the line between good and bad dishes lies. "It’s a mix of how it looks, tastes, and costs," the founder explained that we tend to focus on several things. But if you're taking photos of meals for social media, then it's the first of the three that you need to give extra attention to for obvious reasons.
"For Instagram, how it looks is the most important one obviously. A dish could be the most delicious dish you’ve ever eaten, but if it looks bad it ruins everything, in my opinion. I think most people think this way too."
$15 "Grilled" Veggie Sub
Ordered Cheese Fries
This Pizza At My University
The Instagram page that celebrates the ugly beauty of bad food has over 15.7k followers and we see that number increasing in the future. After all, in a perfectly curated Instagram feed that’s full of beauty and aesthetics, ugliness stands out even better.
One of the draws of the account is that it’s very candid and open with its content. It doesn’t try to sugarcoat anything. You can even see that in the account’s name—the humor is so blunt, we can’t even write the full name because the social media censors would bleep everything. Alas!
Keep in mind that first impressions mean everything in the world of food. The look, the smell, the first bite—it all comes together to either make or (in this case) break the meal. And though trends might change (just have a look at some of these vintage foods), there’s a general gut feeling that we have about whether or not something is a timeless classic or complete slop.
I Ordered A Banana And Water And They Put The Banana In The Water!
"Exotic Salad"
(Very) Poisonous Fugu Fish, Now Free With Your Dried Anchovies!
During an earlier interview with Professor Nathalie Cooke from McGill University, I learned that even if meals might look very peculiar decade to decade (and completely weird from where we’re currently standing in 2021), we should still be familiar with most of the flavor profiles.
“The taste combinations—savory and sweet (tuna waffles, ham and bananas) or sweet and sour (mayo with lime) are surely very familiar,” Professor Cooke told Bored Panda.
According to Professor Cooke, some meal trends were driven by “corporate marketing departments” and this led to some truly weird combinations like main course dishes having marshmallows in them.
Chocolate Gnocchi From Trader Joe’s. Thought The Whipped Cream Would Help But Now It Just Looks Like A Poop Sundae
Seriously, if you went to the dog park, picked up a couple of turds and put cream on them... IT WOULD LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THIS!!!
Aight Imma Head Out
I Love When Fast Food Chicken Has A Nice, Seared Crust And A Juicy, Rare Center
As for the future, the professor had some ideas about what it might hold for the world of gastronomy: “Perhaps that we try to ‘eat’ food without any taste at all—in the form of vitamin pills? Or drink it—in the form of smoothies? That we replicate the animal kingdom and encourage children to consume it—as gummy bears, cracker fishes, dinosaur eggs in oatmeal? That we continue to be mystified by the miracle of bread and milk?”
One thing’s for sure, though—as long as we have amazing-looking meals, we’ll have unappetizing ones, too, lurking in the shadows.
Chinese Place Surprised Me With This Nice Dessert
Okay
Subway Pizza In Brazil
This Baked Potato I Got At Work
I Want To Thank Taco Bell For Saving The Best Part Of The Tomatoes For My Taco Specifically
My son worked for TB for several years, part as an assistant manager. Whoever did prep that day would have been asked to go home and not return.
Found This At My Local Pharmacy
A Chicken Sandwich
Kiwi Pizza From A Danish Pizzeria, An Unholy Abomination
Why
Gladys, you're bringing the antipasto tray for tonight's black Sabbath, OK?
Chocolate Orange + Lettuce Baguette (No Butter)
Can Of Beef Stock - Can't Wait To Mistake This For Beer
This Was $20
Why? Just Why?
Y'all Like Plain Sushi?
i always eat at least one of my nigiri's, fish and rice separate. At my local sushi place their rice is delicious. I never get that vinegar taste quite right myself.
Banana Water
I Actually Paid For This “Avocado Toast” At A Cafe By My Apartment
Apparently These Are Pistachio Pancakes
Chicken Sandwich A Friend Of Mine Ordered
2 Michelin Star Restaurant Had This On Their Page.how Does This Look?
Ordered Ceased Salad For $15 From One Of The Local Restaurants
She Got Her Favorite At Popeyes. Deep Fried Wrapper!
Potato Salad
Another One From The Hospital
I’m Sorry
Sushi Roll Wrapped In American Cheese
They Forgot To Take The Plastic Off The Cheese Slice
Restaurant Serves This $5.99 Macaroni And Cheese
40oz Tomahawk Steak With Melted American Cheese
This Burger I Paid $10 For At A Football Game
What ya gonna do? Get up, get in line again, miss half of the game? They know they get away with this crap.
Ordered Ramen. Got This... What Would You Do?
Ordered Carbonara From A '5 Star Uber Restaurant'. Guess How Much $?
Of Course That's Rice Crispy
"Deconstructed Caesar Salad"
For this reason you should carry around a piece of cotton and green ink so you can pay with deconstructed money.
Co-Worker Ordered This Monstrosity For Our Pizza Lunch
Mac And Cheese Stuffed Hot Cheeto Smothered In Queso
Five Guys Grilled Cheese. It’s About 5 Slices Of American Cheese With Hamburger Bun Bread. $6
$0.99 Burrito, Shredded Cheese, Sour Cream, Sriracha And Flaming Hot Cheetos
"Wow...F*ck me! That is NOT f*cken fresh, you lazy f*ck!" 😆♥️
Load More Replies...When I was in college, eating the food was always a risk. They managed to mess up Every meal, up to and including self serve cold cereal (the milk was often sour, and you had to check your cereal for rust flakes from the bin). One time, my friends and I went to the buffet for dinner. My one friend decided to try the manicotti. Well, we're eating and talking, when suddenly he gets a weird look on his face. He reached up and he pulls out a drywall screw. A freaking drywall screw was in the manicotti. Naturally we complained, and the manager just shrugs and goes "Its a manufacturing defect." What part of making manicotti involves drywall screws?
I'm not saying to go for "haut cuisine". In many countries you can buy healthy and delicious street food, fresh and natural-ingredients sandwiches or breaded foods or salads or simple (or not so simple) meals that are good and cheap. In this post I only see transnational fast food chains that are always expensive and low quality, that have slaves in order to workers and use plastic cheese and other worse items to what they name food. I'm sorry, but people who got that pics deserved them.
Load More Replies...I hate that post about the pathetic ramen, i hate it with all my heart because ramen.. don't disgrace ramen.
Totally agree! In fact, I just watched a great video from the wonderful YouTube channel "Great Big Story" about Ramen and instant noodles recipes from ten different countries- so inspiring! ( warning: it will make you crave noodles! Watch on a full stomach or accept that you will be making noodles...)buon appetito
Load More Replies...had ice cream today, watermelon sherbet with chocolate bits, very unusual taste
Ok., I surrender: this sour puss laughed so hard that I was at a loss to recall what was sour about
I would eat most of them. Shudder at the suspense and lunacy and shock and surprise!
The main affront in several cases seems to be the unashamed use of "American" cheese.
A lot of this is just not caring. Perhaps if we paid better wages, we'd getting better work and service.
I really hope that, after a good laugh, most of thee people sent their food back and didn't have to pay. Also, that's with this whole "deconstructed" craze? I go to a restaurant so someone ELSE will prepare my food. If I wanted to make it myself I'd stay at home where I can wear my pajamas while I cook. LOL
This is happening more and more too many kids in kitchens too many people who don't know what they are making too many jerks who just don't care. I suggest returning the food and not paying
"Wow...F*ck me! That is NOT f*cken fresh, you lazy f*ck!" 😆♥️
Load More Replies...When I was in college, eating the food was always a risk. They managed to mess up Every meal, up to and including self serve cold cereal (the milk was often sour, and you had to check your cereal for rust flakes from the bin). One time, my friends and I went to the buffet for dinner. My one friend decided to try the manicotti. Well, we're eating and talking, when suddenly he gets a weird look on his face. He reached up and he pulls out a drywall screw. A freaking drywall screw was in the manicotti. Naturally we complained, and the manager just shrugs and goes "Its a manufacturing defect." What part of making manicotti involves drywall screws?
I'm not saying to go for "haut cuisine". In many countries you can buy healthy and delicious street food, fresh and natural-ingredients sandwiches or breaded foods or salads or simple (or not so simple) meals that are good and cheap. In this post I only see transnational fast food chains that are always expensive and low quality, that have slaves in order to workers and use plastic cheese and other worse items to what they name food. I'm sorry, but people who got that pics deserved them.
Load More Replies...I hate that post about the pathetic ramen, i hate it with all my heart because ramen.. don't disgrace ramen.
Totally agree! In fact, I just watched a great video from the wonderful YouTube channel "Great Big Story" about Ramen and instant noodles recipes from ten different countries- so inspiring! ( warning: it will make you crave noodles! Watch on a full stomach or accept that you will be making noodles...)buon appetito
Load More Replies...had ice cream today, watermelon sherbet with chocolate bits, very unusual taste
Ok., I surrender: this sour puss laughed so hard that I was at a loss to recall what was sour about
I would eat most of them. Shudder at the suspense and lunacy and shock and surprise!
The main affront in several cases seems to be the unashamed use of "American" cheese.
A lot of this is just not caring. Perhaps if we paid better wages, we'd getting better work and service.
I really hope that, after a good laugh, most of thee people sent their food back and didn't have to pay. Also, that's with this whole "deconstructed" craze? I go to a restaurant so someone ELSE will prepare my food. If I wanted to make it myself I'd stay at home where I can wear my pajamas while I cook. LOL
This is happening more and more too many kids in kitchens too many people who don't know what they are making too many jerks who just don't care. I suggest returning the food and not paying