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Longtime readers will know that for whatever reason, Belgium has a thing for particularly ugly houses. These buildings contain design choices so bizarre that they are almost a subgenre of architectural photography online. Cheap, ramshackle buildings are one thing, but here most homes contain what appear to be deliberate, albeit confusing design choices made by someone who had other options. 

The “Ugly Belgian Houses” (it’s in the name) Instagram account gathers the best (or worst) examples of home and yard design from the Western European country. We also reached out to Hannes Coudenys, the man who manages the page. So upvote the most heinous offenders and comment your theories on what was going through the architect's head. 

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Felix The Housecat

Felix The Housecat

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Ugly Belgian House On A Budget

Ugly Belgian House On A Budget

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Don't Care About Your Opinion But That Really Looks Like A Minion

Don't Care About Your Opinion But That Really Looks Like A Minion

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We wanted to know if Hannes has encountered any buildings so boring they broke the pages motto "Better to be ugly than to be boring." He replied with the short and simple "Not yet. The Netherlands is Boring. Belgium is beautifully ugly." On a more serious note, we also wanted to know why these buildings are so unique. "Most of the time it’s the owner who wants his house to be a certain way. Newly built or renovated, they make the choices, and an architect delivers. In 2% of the cases it’s an architect who wants to experiment and make something crazy ugly. But I like the fact Belgium is a country where experimenting is possible.No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example."

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The “Ugly Belgian Houses” account boasts 167 thousand followers on Instagram, another indicator of people's morbid obsession with absolutely hideous constructions. Global interest is so high that they have even published a book with a selection of the best constructions. One wonders if some orders are from Universities seeking to supplement their architecture divisions with materials on what not to do. The book is in a variety of tongues, but ultimately images are a universal language.

In some ways, the fascination with these buildings could be seen as a form of whiplash. Belgium contains many examples of beautiful architecture, ranging from the neoclassical Palace of Charles of Lorraine to the Art Nouveau former Old England department store. But these photos demonstrate the age-old truth that a country's architecture isn’t just the old buildings in its capital.

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Citroen Citrout

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Ugly Belgian Houses. Literally

Ugly Belgian Houses. Literally

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What Kind Of Toppings Do You Want On Your House? Yes!

What Kind Of Toppings Do You Want On Your House? Yes!

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We asked if he had any final thoughts to leave with the readers: "Belgium must have over 3 million houses. I’ve only posted a few thousand. So I recently learned my story will never end. The project will go on forever. I’ll almost never take pictures myself anymore because I get 3 pictures a day sent in."

The page’s motto is “Better to be ugly than to be boring,” which is quite aspirational. After all, as bizarre as the houses here seem, there are tens of thousands of identical, cookie-cutter houses duller than a butter knife in every country across the globe. The fact that these are homes is special as well. An office, warehouse, or store can be soulless, but a house is a home, a place for the owner to express themselves and their personality. Most of us don't just throw down a mattress on the floor of a bare-walled square room and leave it at that. Decorations, ornaments, and some fresh paint are all common additions.

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We All Live In An Orange Submarine

We All Live In An Orange Submarine

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La Sagrada Familia By Antoni Audi

La Sagrada Familia By Antoni Audi

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When You Lost The Assembly Instructions

When You Lost The Assembly Instructions

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Self-expression is in general a pretty strong human desire. We really want to make our mark and set ourselves apart. How we do this is deeply personal, but the drive is also informed by some cultural practices. In one study, European Americans, and by extension, Europeans, ranked self-expression as much more important than people from other areas of the world. The same study even found that when these individuals were not permitted to express themselves, they suffered from negative effects on their cognitive functioning. It's hard to be committed to something you don't feel any ownership and responsibility towards.

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When You Roll Too Much During Sleep

When You Roll Too Much During Sleep

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Une Belle Maisnon

Une Belle Maisnon

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Cut My House In To Pieces This Is My Last Carport

Cut My House In To Pieces This Is My Last Carport

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Belgium has no shortage of artistically inclined people, as the relatively small nation has a large number of contributions to art, architecture, and culture. It has 15 properties listed in the UNESCO list of world heritage sites and is the birthplace of the inappropriately named French fries. Indeed, it’s part of their national dish, whether eaten with steak or mussels. In terms of somewhat strange design choices, sculpture fountains of little boys peeing is also a symbol for its capital of Brussels, a design choice that really isn't that far from many of the ones displayed here. It just happens to have better craftsmanship. Execution is everything.

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Ugly Belgian House

Ugly Belgian House

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I Wanted To Include A Joke About Carpentry But I Didn't Think It Wood Work

I Wanted To Include A Joke About Carpentry But I Didn't Think It Wood Work

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When You Ordered The Wrong Roof But You Are Too Lazy To Send It Back

When You Ordered The Wrong Roof But You Are Too Lazy To Send It Back

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Like in many smaller European nations, space is limited, meaning people are constantly living in proximity to others. This could enhance the desire to stand out, regardless of the aesthetic cost. Just to demonstrate, Brussels, the capital of Belgium, is 26.9 miles (43.3km) from Antwerp, the nation's largest city, and 31.7 miles (47.4km) from Ghent, the third-largest city. All these distances are as the crow flies, but it's also not a country rent by mountains or other impassable obstacles. Americans, looking at these numbers might realize that their morning commute covers a larger distance. This might help identify the sort of population density we’re talking about here.

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Big Door Energy

Big Door Energy

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True Story: They Had To Cage The Rocks. People Thought You Could Throw Them To The Holes. It Was 100 Points If You’d Hit The Little Window

True Story: They Had To Cage The Rocks. People Thought You Could Throw Them To The Holes. It Was 100 Points If You’d Hit The Little Window

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When You Stop Talking About Your House And Make It Concrete

When You Stop Talking About Your House And Make It Concrete

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Indeed, it’s the 22nd most densely populated country in the world and the 6th most densely populated in Europe. The Flemish region in the north of Belgium is one of the most densely populated areas in Europe. With all those people pressed together and all that beautiful architecture, it’s no wonder that the people of Belgium have turned to buildings that would be shockingly bad any place else. If some morbid curiosity drives you to keep exploring the chaos of bad Belgian architecture, Bored Panda has got you covered, check out our previous articles here and here

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Don’t Say Cottage To Gothage

Don’t Say Cottage To Gothage

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Nice Qwallity

Nice Qwallity

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Oh Deer

Oh Deer

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On A Side Nose, This One Is Quite Special

On A Side Nose, This One Is Quite Special

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One Of These Is A Bloc Paté

One Of These Is A Bloc Paté

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Warpitecture

Warpitecture

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The Architect Really Stepped Up His Game

The Architect Really Stepped Up His Game

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Bridge Over The River Kwhy?

Bridge Over The River Kwhy?

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Let’s Just Hope It Disappears When They Get A Full Line

Let’s Just Hope It Disappears When They Get A Full Line

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Piece Of Cake

Piece Of Cake

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It's A Carportoise

It's A Carportoise

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Hey, Teacher, Leave This House Alone All In All, It’s Just Another Dick With A Wall

Hey, Teacher, Leave This House Alone All In All, It’s Just Another Dick With A Wall

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I Can’t See The Problem

I Can’t See The Problem

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Designed By Michelangelo

Designed By Michelangelo

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If You Understand Why Pizza Is Made Round, Packed Into A Square Box And Eaten As A Triangle, You Will Understand This House

If You Understand Why Pizza Is Made Round, Packed Into A Square Box And Eaten As A Triangle, You Will Understand This House

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The Architect Really Skewed Up

The Architect Really Skewed Up

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Shiieet Sixteen

Shiieet Sixteen

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Holy [Poop]

Holy [Poop]

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The Architect Is Making Quite Some Points Here

The Architect Is Making Quite Some Points Here

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When You Literally Run Out Of Money To Make An Extra Room

When You Literally Run Out Of Money To Make An Extra Room

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Game Of Homes

Game Of Homes

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Quatro Stagioh No

Quatro Stagioh No

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#41

Why Does It Have A Barcode? This Is Belgium, Not Scandinavia

Why Does It Have A Barcode? This Is Belgium, Not Scandinavia

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Tell Me You Don't Want Visitors Without Telling Me You Don't Want Visitors

Tell Me You Don't Want Visitors Without Telling Me You Don't Want Visitors

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#43

Not All The Ugly Belgian Houses Wear Capes

Not All The Ugly Belgian Houses Wear Capes

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The Ugly Belgian House Colouring Book Is Almost Ready!

The Ugly Belgian House Colouring Book Is Almost Ready!

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I Would Make A Penis Joke But It's Too Hard To Understand

I Would Make A Penis Joke But It's Too Hard To Understand

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Stuck In The Middle With Roof

Stuck In The Middle With Roof

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#47

When Your House Is A Flat Too

When Your House Is A Flat Too

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That’s A Perfect Example Of Rocoucou

That’s A Perfect Example Of Rocoucou

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Accident Waits To Happen

Accident Waits To Happen

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King Architecture And The Knights Of The Round Carport Window

King Architecture And The Knights Of The Round Carport Window

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Some Will Say It’s Photoshop

Some Will Say It’s Photoshop

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Behold The Castle Of The Parking

Behold The Castle Of The Parking

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You Ain’t Nothing But An Ugly House Dog

You Ain’t Nothing But An Ugly House Dog

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Acracadabra Don't Open This Mess A Me

Acracadabra Don't Open This Mess A Me

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Now That Is A Parking Violation

Now That Is A Parking Violation

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Oh No The One House Didn't See The Voorrang From Rechts

Oh No The One House Didn't See The Voorrang From Rechts

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David Attenborough Voice: "Rarely Seen, This Male Organ Of The Ugly Belgian Houses Is A Crucial Tool For Reproduction. We Are Lucky To Witness It."

David Attenborough Voice: "Rarely Seen, This Male Organ Of The Ugly Belgian Houses Is A Crucial Tool For Reproduction. We Are Lucky To Witness It."

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Opposites Attract

Opposites Attract

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It Has Some Kind Of Condition

It Has Some Kind Of Condition

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The James Webb Space Telescope Reveals Never-Before-Seen Details Of An Ugly Belgian House

The James Webb Space Telescope Reveals Never-Before-Seen Details Of An Ugly Belgian House

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Is This A Knightshop?

Is This A Knightshop?

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Don’t Ride The White Horse

Don’t Ride The White Horse

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The First, The Last, Eternit

The First, The Last, Eternit

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How?se

How?se

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Finally Found A Decent Mailbox Firewall

Finally Found A Decent Mailbox Firewall

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Brick A Brac

Brick A Brac

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A Pyramid With A Roof. Eat That Egypt

A Pyramid With A Roof. Eat That Egypt

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Amenagement A Trois (Avec Un Ami)

Amenagement A Trois (Avec Un Ami)

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Jesus Cries(T)

Jesus Cries(T)

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Clap Along If You Feel Like A Room Without A Room

Clap Along If You Feel Like A Room Without A Room

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Party In The Front Nothing In The Back

Party In The Front Nothing In The Back

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Like A Punch In The Gut

Like A Punch In The Gut

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Boom Boom Boom Boom You're Missing A Room

Boom Boom Boom Boom You're Missing A Room

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For Sale. House With Outdoor Rooftop Sauna Cabin

For Sale. House With Outdoor Rooftop Sauna Cabin

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We Got To Fight The Towers That .be

We Got To Fight The Towers That .be

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Messmerizing

Messmerizing

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Owner: I Like To Stare Through The Window Architect: Say No More

Owner: I Like To Stare Through The Window Architect: Say No More

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When You Download The House Plans From The Pirate Bay

When You Download The House Plans From The Pirate Bay

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50 Shits Of Grey

50 Shits Of Grey

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The Architect Only Finished High School

The Architect Only Finished High School

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Welcome To The Uglybelgianhouses Sightseeing Tour

Welcome To The Uglybelgianhouses Sightseeing Tour

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When Your Roof Has A Meeting

When Your Roof Has A Meeting

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It Has The Perfect Balance Between 'What' And 'The F--'

It Has The Perfect Balance Between 'What' And 'The F--'

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Better Call Saul Because Wall Not So Goodman

Better Call Saul Because Wall Not So Goodman

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Even Dall-E Couldn’t Make This Up

Even Dall-E Couldn’t Make This Up

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Google Please Deleteview

Google Please Deleteview

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22 On A 100 You Mean?

22 On A 100 You Mean?

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House Arrest In Belgium

House Arrest In Belgium

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Omg Stephouse, What Are You Doing

Omg Stephouse, What Are You Doing

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I See A Red Roof And I Want To Paint It Black (Too)

I See A Red Roof And I Want To Paint It Black (Too)

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Amenagement A Trois

Amenagement A Trois

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How To Build An Hobbit’s House : Flemish Edition

How To Build An Hobbit’s House : Flemish Edition

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The Grass Is Definitely Greener On The Other Side

The Grass Is Definitely Greener On The Other Side

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Villatetris

Villatetris

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Buy A House Get Half Extra!

Buy A House Get Half Extra!

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