Seems reasonable lol.

Lucky you are not sleeping with one of them.

Tut tut. He'll be fine.

Ouch, this hits so close to home

YES and then you both sound like constipated seals and can't stop laughing at that. God I miss that..

And then your sides hurt but you can't stop laughing because every little thing sets you off again.

and then one of you farts.... and it's a new level.

me and my friend did this in class once. we had free time and I was bored so I decided to make a fun little harry potter quiz on an app called Quizlet. it had us put a definition on all the characters and things and because we are the stupid people we are we put stupid definitions on all of them. the definitions weren't even funny but we were laughing so hard for such a stupid reason it was like we were drunk or something. everyone in our class was looking at us but we didn't care lol

And it's usually about 3am and even the silliest thing makes you laugh like crazy

Is this guy dabbing in his profile photo?

I had that on my online profile. I wanted to find a guy who made me gut laugh every day. I gave up. I'll settle for a giggle.

is it weird that this happens WAY too often?

It's been a very long time.

At a certain age, you both then pee yourselves

Omg so true! I'll be sitting down with my bsf and my cousin, and I'll say something my bsf will burst out laughing then she'll add something on that and we're just dying of laughter and... THEN my aunt will come in and tell us to quiet down bc we were being too loud... This usually happens at 1 in the morning... Every time I go over there we do an all-nighter. For those that don't know what an all-nighter is, it's basically when you stay up all 24 hours from when you start to when you start THE NEXT DAY without any sleep. I'm usually the one to win. Except for the last time. I fell asleep last... we all were just hanging out and when they passed out (at 6 am) I went outside to the fire pit, started it, and passed out in a chair by the fire pit.

You just are.

Incredibly sweet and where is the hidden mic in my house?

And then I hit shuffle a million times trying to get the right song, but just tapping it is cheating

YES.

Two words: Reddit. Reddit. Three other words: Choose.

oh my, this still has me giggling!!

But what vegetables?

Why is this so accurate?

It would be awesome but the ending would be rather traumatic

TL;DR

That is so my mom an me :D Then I open the task manager, force quit the unresponsive program, and suddenly I am Hackerman.

I do that so my friends’ dogs don’t freak out barking. Skip straight to the joy part.

Just let her think her Grandson is a phone whisperer

Frankly, email providers are not totally relyable services, and chances are this mailbox sometimes received an email saying "If you do not respond within 30 days, we assume it is all right if we delete any emails older than six months". The idea is charming, but better use an offline archive with a second copy online. (This applies to anything important.)

My mum did too. Are our mum’s secretly related?

sorry, I was being mean cause I like you

I am not a morning person. I am also not a night or day person either lol.

Replace jeans with bras. Much worse.

You ever known when somebody has read WAY too many "New Yorker Recommends" books?

This doesn't go for just video calls either, lol.

That and "Buy 2 get 3"

I just.... xdfgvbhjkljlhubty and that's what my files are called.

The real answer is "Do you like onesies and breast pumps?"

She found herself a brony

Two different species of things

Luke warm is the temperature inside of a Taun-Taun on the ice planet Hoth (I’ll show myself out)

I’m with you there on the pizza rolls.

Yes. I have a dog daughter, a cat son and then four chicken daughters.

For some reason this makes me feel sad inside.

In hindsight, the tipping point may have been when they asked why I was out here and I responded, 'Just for the halibut.'

Accurate

Older brother pretended to be very careful about slicing off the crust part at the counter, held the bread part to my younger brother, said "How's that?" The 4yo younger bother approved. Older brother then just put the crust side face down on the PB&J sandwich. Little dumass never knew the difference. Wisdom, yo.

I am w h e e z i n g

Wish I had the guts to admit that sometimes.