30 Normalized Things In Movies And TV That Rarely Happen In Real Life, If At All
Part of growing up often means learning that the world isn’t everything that it seems, but often enough, this “false understanding” is a result of the “real” world we have all seen on TV. Sometimes this is called disenchantment, but the truth is that so many parts of life are just made up for convenience on screen.
Someone asked “What happens on TV all the time, but never happens in real life?” and netizens shared their best examples. From way too nice houses to magic bullets, get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below.
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Ultra, ultra white teeth. I’m talking new toilet bowl porcelain white.
On Breaking Bad Jesse smoked meth and cigarettes regularly, but somehow miraculously was able to maintain a dazzling white smile.
I saw them called "improbable American teeth" once somewhere and I always think that now
Women waking up and the hair is perfect, the face looking perfect and glowing even if they’ve been up all night. Yeah, right. Even young women will look rough in the morning
I don't like the casual "looking like a person = looking rough" judgement in this. The make-up industry has done a number on us, we need to push back against this negative self-view they want us to have.
Girl gets injured — maybe knocked unconscious. Guy picks her up and carries her, princess style, miles and miles to safety. Maybe up a mountain, maybe through the woods, maybe just a few blocks down the road.
Anyone who’s ever carried anyone knows it’s super hard. The strongest man I know can’t carry me more than, perhaps, a block. And that’s being generous. And I’m really good at being carried — I don’t lie there limply. I use my arms and core to take some weight off the guy’s biceps and put it onto his shoulders.
In real rescue situations, you’d typically have say, six people carrying one victim — with other rescuers to sub in when they got tired.
You can carry a person on your own for a SHORT distance, but not bridal style. You have to put them over your shoulder like a potato bag.
Empty coffee cups.
Seriously, whenever you see a character holding a disposable coffee cup like this one on TV, it’s always empty. Really, obviously empty. I find it very distracting.
I believe it’s because most actors can’t be trusted not to spill the contents of their cup all over the expensive filming equipment or the set or whatever. But is it really too difficult to make a prop cup the same weight as a full coffee cup? Or maybe have a lesson in pretending your cup is full at acting school?
Sorry to ruin every show ever for you…
I've made some prop pieces for a tiny theater once. We filled the cups halfway with this paper goo paste (in German it's called Kleister) because it'd make the cups heavier so they wouldn't fall over or look strange
One's outfit, makeup, and hair style always match.
Fat people are rare.
Houses are either big, beautiful, and perfectly decorated, or small, ugly, and messy.
Funerals seem like fancy occasions.
People go through glass - easily - suffering only minor scrapes.
Money is seldom a reason to worry.
People are in the mood for sex soon after being involved in traumatic situations.
All lawyers go to court.
All crimes are solvable.
People brush their teeth without slobbering.
My wife works in cardiac medicine and HATES how dead people are bought back to life with an electric shock on TV. If a heart stops beating, that person is dead and an electric shock does nothing. A defibrillator does just that, it defibrillates. A heart in fibrillation is beating erratically preventing blood flow. A shock kind of resets it. If someone's heart has stopped, applying CPR will help, zapping them will not.
Also people just gasp and sit up then resume their lives as normal, like they hadn't just actually died and don't have a bunch of broken ribs from the CPR!
Someone pointed this out to me once, and now I can’t not see it: people hang up on telephone calls without saying “Good bye” or otherwise conversationally signaling that the conversation is concluded. The phone call will come in, and then the moment that the plot-advancing information has been exchanged, the call is abruptly ended.
At least in the United States, if you had a phone call like that with someone in real life, you’d probably find it exceptionally rude.
If a call ends without confirming the conversation is over, I call back. It can be phone or network issue that disconnected the call.
Gun shot victims dying slow and peaceful deaths. On the screen the victims are usually saying their goodbyes, asking for forgiveness, or seeking revenge.
Reality is very different. As a trauma nurse, I have witnessed many gun shot wound deaths and none were peaceful. The scene is violent and horrific. The victim is generally pleading to be saved if they’re conscious.
It is nothing like most movies depict. There are some movies that depict accurate deaths by gunshot, but most do not because the violence would deter audiences from watching.
I moved to Florida and touched a gun for the 1st time. Guns are scary, but the bullets are so small, but the damage they do is ... I don't understand why, if we can't get rid of guns, why don't they charge a lot more for bullets? The idiot tax on cigarettes motivated many to quit smoking, why not add a significant tax on bullets and make them more difficult to buy?
I won’t go so far as to say that this never happens, but…
In television and movie “passion” scenes, the guy always grabs his partner—clothes ripping, buttons popping and flying across the room, and shoes hanging from lamps.
The guy then proceeds to enter his partner with zero preparation—no tender touches, no foreplay, no condoms… no anything.
And despite all of these factors, both parties dissolve into screaming mutual satisfaction within two minutes.
This has never happened to me. Nor has it happened to anyone that I know.
No concern about contraception? Diseases? Caring about your partner’s needs?
I want to know where the notion came from that this is realistic for most people… but then again, we’re talking about entertainment—not real life.
I guess that’s the point.
In the movies and on TV, it’s precisely when everything is perfect and everybody is happy that you know something disastrous is about to happen.
Seeing everything go well is what makes you suspicious.
We are learning to be afraid of good fortune - as if joy was something to be wary of.
An assured, impending catastrophe is a sound reason to make sure we never get too happy.
And sure enough, that’s when the car skids. The child wanders off into the woods. Smoke billows.
Well, life is not like TV.
Wonderful things can keep happening to me, one after the other.
The other shoe is not going to drop.
There is no logical reason why there should be a limit to how happy I can be, and the same holds true for you.
In my experience things going good means that I’m in for a bad time later on. I fear being happy and avoid it as much as I can because things will always go horribly wrong just after I reach the peak of happiness
People spending all of their time hanging out at the coffee shop (practically living there) ordering food and laughing day and night without having to worry about work or any other normal daily activities whatsoever.
Forensics. Attending a crime scene or post mortem while not wearing a hair net, safety goggles, face mask etc. Because if you're a hot young pathologist, you're more concerned with looking good than contaminating evidence or having corpse fluids on you
and the forensics team also have guns and chase people that somehow stayed hidden and they also sex stuff with each other too.
Coming out of a coma after many years. In TV, the patient looks quite well, like he is sleeping, wakes up, asks what the matter is. The family cries happy tears, the patient gets up to look at his own image in the mirror and and realizes he is ten years older. Then he returns home to deal with the psychological issues.
In real life, a comatose patient comes out of it usually very slowly, has lost all muscle tone, usually has a feeding tube or a tracheostomy tube in place and has very limited abilities. He can not walk, barely talk and most often comunicates by blinking or moving his eyes up and down. Progress is painstakinly slow. and very rarely does a person fully recover. Brain injury is unforgiving and I have never heard from a patient that has a full physical and intellectual recovery after more than a year in a coma or persistent vegetative state. Of course there can be a lot of love in the family and wonderful new memories in some cases, learning to live a new meaningful life with some mental or physical handicaps. But things will not be the same. It will be hard on everybody. There is always hope, just different expectations.
as with many other things on here: That would be incredibly boring to watch. Unless it´s some kind of drama and that´s the whole point of it.
Ring doorbell and someone will open the door within 2 seconds. Do people always stand in front of their doors waiting for someone to ring the bell?
Call on someone's phone and they will pick up the call within a second. How come I have to wait so long for people to pick up their phone?
Background music/score. It would really help me figure out what’s happening in my life just by paying attention to background music.
Speed dating in almost every show. Guy meets girl, flirts a bit, sparks fly and the next thing you know that they are seeing each other. Doesn’t happen that often in real life.
How come they don't watch tv like we do? Only The Big Bang Theory used to discuss about tv shows and movies. But even that stopped after a few seasons.
Laugh tracks in comedy shows. It would really help me if laugh tracks actually worked in real life. Some people don't understand that I made a joke.
Why everybody looks so perfect in TV shows? Girls know how to apply perfect makeup. Guys have gelled hair and abs. Everyone has perfect skin.
Locker Conversations.
In between classes, in TV shows, characters stop by their lockers for a chat with their friends. This is seemingly where A LOT of drama happens. But in real life? No.
Most high school students rarely use their lockers; they just carry their things around in their backpacks. Lockers are often assigned to students in hopes that they will be used daily, but in reality they supply a storage unit for rarely used textbooks and school supplies. Also, students usually have around five minutes between their classes, so there isn’t enough time to casually chat with their friends outside of their lockers!
Another thing, ALL CHARACTERS HAVE TOP LOCKERS. Wow! By chance, all the main characters were all lucky enough to be assigned top row lockers? Never irl lol.
I guess I've been out of school too long. I graduated in the 90s. We actually did use our lockers. Daily. We did swing by them between classes. Maybe not between every single class. It depended on where each class was. And we definitely had conversations at our lockers.
An Indian boy likes a girl, the girl doesn't know it. He wants to express his feelings.
What he will do?
He will stalk her in the college or school. He will stalk her in the mall while is shopping. He will stalk her while she is eating food. He will stalk her in the library. He will stalk her in the other country too. (Where the female lead is spending her honeymoon with her fiance, he still doesn't stop.) He will stalk her to the bathroom, yeah we are Indians we don't spare any space. And then what happens?
*Drum roll please.*
The girl falls in love.
This is the concept of 99% of Indian movies.
I thought the usual plot was that guy is in love with girl, girl doesn't know it, guy gets all his friends, family, colleagues, and acquaintances to perform an enormous and well-choreographed song and dance number to a bhangra beat, girl falls in love?
When a couple kisses for the first time, everybody around them applauds.
Women wear bras to bed, under their night gowns, and full make-up.
High schools are full of 25 year old students.
When people brush their teeth, they never rinse their mouths. They just spit and go.
Business people and professionals drink whisky, neat, constantly, regardless of sex, age or culture. Often they toss back 4 to 6 ounces without having any apparent effects.
People never say please or thank you - especially thank you.
Nobody ever finishes a meal - especially breakfast. They get loaded up with pancakes, bacon, eggs and toast, and then they leave it untouched. They also never take more than a sip of their giant glass of orange juice.
People are really nasty to each other - yell, say hurtful things - and yet there are seldom repercussions either personally or professionally.
Characters live in apartments or houses that would cost much more than they could afford.
Medical shows are meticulously researched (to the point that medical students study shows like House), but in crime shows, m*rder and s****de methods are frequently all wrong. Ditto bomb building. (I’m not complaining.)
About the teeth brushing thing... I don't rinse either, I just spit. And you're supposed to do it like that, many dentists say so, including my brother.
Ok, this isn't a deep, philosophical answer, but whenever I see someone brushing their teeth on TV it always looks neat. No toothpaste dripping down the chin or getting flicked into the eyes. I know that for practical purposes the actors don't use toothpaste because it would ruin the shot, but I really wish just once it would look more realistic.
I've never flicked toothpaste into my eyes, I think that would take some doing.
Let’s talk about movie gun fights.
Because they are ridiculous.
In a real gunfight a guy never walks down the middle of an open street. Standing up tall just shooting and not reloading.
Meanwhile, his enemies have him surrounded, are behind cover, shooting at him and missing over and over again.
Somehow Denzel just strolls down the street returning fire, landing head-shot after headshot with every round he fires.
It’s beyond science fiction. He would have been dead and the movie would have ended after 5 minutes.
Don’t believe me? Ask any military vet.
Hollywood gives us two types of guns: one with infinite capacity magazines, or one with exactly n+1 bullets, where n is how many shots have been fired up 'til now so we all know that there is Only One Bullet Left
Waiting for a taxi isn’t a thing in movies. Just wave your hand and a taxi will appear out of nowhere.
Phones in movies are so advanced that you don’t even dial the whole number and you’re already talking with your correspondent.
Shooting 952 bullets towards somebody and not even one of them hits him.
Although the house is obviously haunted with evil souls and ghosts and death is the most probable thing to happen, staying for 9 more weeks is apparently a good idea.
I look through the window and see someone creeping in the back of the house with a machete in his hand and his face covered with blood. I go straight towards him in case he is lost or something.
Science says humans can’t survive without oxygen for more than 3 minutes. Movies say that humans can spend 10 minutes under the water while fighting a shark with their bare hands.
Every time you turn on the TV, “lucky you” finds the news just starting to talk about something that relates to you. Perfect timing as always.
Running from a killer who is slowly walking towards you without falling every single 10 seconds is impossible, even if you dodged 952 bullets at once.
And finally, you can predict the future by the weather. If you see lightning, you better run because s**t is about to get real.
Things that bother me the most
Step-parenting issues are resolved in a week or less. Sorry folks, being a step-dad myself I just get angry at how fast step-parent bonding is resolved in “one-episode” or less. Doesn’t happen that way.
Single criminal makes 5 or 6 law enforcement professionals lay down their weapons so he can flee with a gun to the head of the hostage. Never happened. Ever.
Phone calls that finish without any salutations (“Goodbye”)
Phone user hears a “dial-tone” after someone hard-hangs up on them. What is this, the 1980s?? Cellphones have never had dial-tones. Ever. Also cellphones making “dialing” noises when a user hits a speed-dial or callback number. Folks, this is an artifact of the analog phone system.
Every criminal mastermind has 3-D blueprints of every office building ever built.
Fetal ultrasounds are the most exciting thing ever and cause an instant change of heart for the boyfriend/fiance/father who could not have cared less 2 minutes ago, and their life is never the same. Maybe if we all hadn’t seen this same scene 1000 times already, it would have some impact.
Don’t get me started with “hacking” scenarios
Cops and lawyers and doctors are all hot and camera ready. I can count the number of times I’ve seen a fat cop or a balding overweight lawyer or a doctor who looks like the doctors on TV. You’d think that these people are only marking time being doctors or lawyers until they get the call from their agent so they can start their entertainment or modeling careers.
The arrest rate would be a lot higher if all the cops looked like this
Hell, criminals would VOLUNTEER to be locked up just to get a car ride to the station with this guy. Bonus points if they get cuffed by him, too.
I’m thinking of the TV show Bones in particular where everyone is a genius level Ph.D in some hard science and they all look hot, even the most geeky of them. I liked the show, but if my engineering school had been full of guys that looked this hot….
There is a reason women engineers have a saying, “The odds are good, but the goods are odd” and it ain’t because their colleagues look like this:
I think this, at least, is an American thing. If you watch British crime dramas (Vera, Shetland, McDonald and Dodds, Traces, Line of Duty) the cops are just normal-looking, averagely attractive, regular people.
You shoot the gas tank of the car that is driving away and it blows up. Almost never actually happens in real life.
Mythbusters tested this one. The only way they could get the car to explode when shooting the petrol tank was by using tracer rounds.
Everyone is always invincible.
Fall off a roof? You’re fine.
Got shot ten times? Just brush it off.
Tom Cruise doesn’t die after crashing this car off a 30 foot drop.
Unless specifically asked for in the script, everyone can take a beating with little to no damage. Someone gets shot? Ah no problem, they can take it and continue fighting and eventually beating the villain.
Now, excuse me while I go beat up 20 guys on my own. I have anger issues. Don’t ask.
And the bad guys always wait for their turn to beat up the good guy. Until one by one they go down.
This one just slays me: two people lustfully tear each other’s clothes off and make breathless, passionate love, coming to magical, mutual orgasm after a whopping five seconds. I’d like to visit THAT world.
Finding the keys to the car under the sun visor.
There is actually an explanation for this one, though. On TV and movie sets, the keys to vehicles are often kept under the visor, because the drivers are constantly changing and it would be a pain to track down the last person who drove it or a lock box where the key is. So the crew just keeps the key with the car to make it easy for whomever needs to drive it. They apparently forget that normal people don’t do that.
When the school bell rings.
One thing I always notice when watching TV shows/movies is how the students in a classroom pack up their things when the bell rings. A few moments before the bell their desks would look pretty neat, perhaps just a textbook and a pen or two. As soon as the students hear the bell they shut the book and place everything in the bag and head out of the classroom.
Throughout all the years I've been in school, it has never happened like this. I've always had a notebook, my pencil case and pretty much all of its contents out on the desk alongside a water bottle and the required textbook. Almost everyone's desk is not nearly as tidy and simple as the ones we see on TV. It would take me a good minute or two to pack everything up nicely in my bag so that I could leave the classroom. Of course, I understand that they have reasons for doing this on TV (to save time etc.) but nevertheless I always notice it.
Also, I don't think this applies to every school but in my school we were never just allowed to ‘pack up and leave’ when we heard the school bell. I vividly remember some of my teachers saying “The teacher, not the bell, dismisses you.”
My teachers act as if there is no bell. Keeps teaching until the next teacher arrives or until someone comes in to tell us to have lunch. And even after that they’ll still keep teaching as they have no problem with torturing students. Our teacher once took half our lunch break just to explain something about ammonia
Everyone you know just being in the same room. (I'm looking at you, sit-coms)
Now if you arrange a get together, I can see most of your friends being there. Probably not all, a few people have work or need to pick up someone from the airport. I can also see maybe three or four people who all know each other just happening to be in the same place at the same time with no particular arrangement, it happens, particularly if you live close together.
On a regular basis? With no apparent three-day notice, prior planning, or reason? I mean, not one of these people has anything else to attend to, has a cold, a date, or just doesn't feel like it?
I can't speak for anyone else, but to get my entire group of friends to turn up to a coffee house takes more than just casually showing up there and hoping for the best. Hell, give me a week to notify everyone, some a**hat will cancel at the last minute.
After six seconds of CPR, victim spurts forth from the jaws of death. Generally, victim then coughs politely, and starts making conversation.
In real life? CPR won't restart a heart that isn't beating. It won't bring a person back from the dead. It's just the enabler: it forces blood and oxygen to keep circulating around the body, and minimizes cell death until a defibrillator or medicine can restart the heart. (Or get it back into a normal rhythm.)
Also… in real life, CPR is ugly. You hear and feel ribs crunching. (It's worth it - keep going!) It's also exhausting. So much so that, per research, after 2 minutes, even experienced rescuers need to switch out, because the quality of CPR declines so much from fatigue.
There was a case when Prague ZOO transported a bear. They gave him a sleep shot and the director wanted to check one last time that everything is good. The bear had no heartbeat. So he started CPR on a bear while another vet (quite often the head of ZOO is also a veterinarian, not always, but quite often) went to get something to resurrect the bear. He held the record for longest CPR (and most probably still holds it for non-human CPR), he performed for excruciating 45 minutes! Go to gym, and try bench pressing 20 kilos (44 pounds) for 45 minutes with no break and you will get some idea about why he needed two days break after that.
People running out of a restaurant without paying the bill. You see this a lot on cop shows when they get a call, or when someone has to leave quickly-they just run out. I can recall only a few instances where you actually see people paying for a bill at the end of a meal.
When people are on duty -cops, paramedics, etc- they can have a standing order with a restaurant that they can leave when necessary and just get billed. My BIL was an ambulance driver and when they got a call while eating, they would come back later to finish (if time allowed).
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Practically this entire list is people whining the TV and movies aren’t realistic. Duh? If they were realistic they’d be boring as fùck. It does not advance the story to show kids sitting in class for an hour. It would waste time and interrupt the flow of a scene to have people knock on the door and someone have to go answer it every. Same with ringing a phone for a realistic amount of time, or having every conversation begin and end with routine pleasantries. Apartments are too big because they’re -stage sets-, and storytelling requires the actors to be able to move around, and all always be facing the same direction. If you want realistic, tape your family all day every day for a week, and then try to watch it. You’ll be bored to death, and anybody who isn’t you will lose interest after 30 seconds.
Exactly. So many of these are, "Why does my fictional show have fiction in it?"
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A woman vomiting = she's pregnant. There is no other reason for a woman to throw up, ever - not the flu, not food poisoning, not riding the Wild Crazy Whiplash Roller Coaster of Doom after eating three chili dogs and a cherry slushie.
you know what? if those tv shows and movies are made to be as realistic as they can be, who is going to watch them? shows has to be 100 episodes long and 99 of them just plain boring stuff. crime shows? really? are you sure you are gonna watch detectives writing lengthy reports, prosecutors making cases, and lawyers making cases against it years and years of just people writing things? maybe you will but most of us absolutely won't. the movie Last Action Hero made fun of action movies and it flopped badly.
My pet peeve is childbirth on TV/movies. The woman is in sudden excruciating pain (nope), her water breaks in a huge flood (nope), mad rush in car to hospital (nope), mad rush down hospital corridor in wheelchair (nope), large medical team all kitted out in full scrubs (nope), woman is either rapid breathing and/or screaming in agony (nope), gives birth with her body modestly covered in a sheet (nope), birth takes about 5 mins (nope), newborn baby is chubby and clean and at least 3 months old (nope), new mother looks beautiful throughout (nope). Btw, I know some people do experience some of these things, but TV overdoes them so much it gives a wrong impression of how most births go.
One of my biggest of these peeves is first time mothers' first indication of labour is always their waters breaking, without even a contraction or them realising. This is unbelievably unlikely. I can't stress enough how unlikely this is. The waters usually break long, long into labour. The sac of fluid is actually helpful for the baby manoeuvring! Annoys the c**p out of me as it seems to be used every single time in every single drama or comedy.
Load More Replies... Not a movie but I've been rewatching Criminal Minds recently and the BAU always managed to know exactly who the unsub was based on the most generic information. Like "the killer is a white male, aged between 20-45, who works in an office' and then someone will say "I know exactly who that is" and off they go to catch the guy red handed about to commit another murder. Also, Penelope was always able to hack into any highly confidential records in seconds purely by smacking her keyboard a few times.
Yikes. First of all - ADULTS PLAYING TEENS IS SAFER. I can suspend reality to keep teens out of that industry. It's okay. You are supposed to be smart enough to realize it's fiction. Second - my partner and I spend about two hours just nuzzling eachother under the cover in bed before we start having sex. Is that what you want? Sex/fondling/foreplay in real time? Shawn and Corey from Boy Meets World taught me TV was compressed - please PLEASE could someone else grasp this. I don't want the movies to be realistic if that mean watching people search for a parking space, watching them have sex, watching them sign documents, watching them go to the bathroom. On today's sitcom Josie is moving into a new apartment. Here's twenty minutes of her scrolling on her phone waiting to meet with her landlord and sign the lease. Come on, people.
I was watching a Youtuber a while back and he said he had been criticized for only showing certain things in his videos. He countered this by pointing out that he was only showing the interesting bits and how if you wanted everything in entertainment to be left in, you’d be watching people sleeping on a plane for 7 hours at the midpoint of a movie. Do you really want to watch someone drive around, looking for a parking space? Someone using the bathroom, especially in the case of a TV show? The person is in the toilet, looking at their phone. Great, that’s your episode for the week! You think you want to see it, but you don’t.
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My observation: If actors are at school or speak about school, the subject is ALWAYS literature.
I've seen plenty of movies where people get shots in their neck, often with little to no time to make sure it goes in somewhere that won't k i l l them.
In any cop show, the detectives only work one case at a time and manage to solve it in a few weeks. They are laser focused on catching that one criminal. In real life, I'm sure they would have dozens or more cases at any one time to solve. Do real life detectives in big cities really run around chasing down leads, or do they make a few phone calls from their desk and call it a day?
I have a few irrelevant but interesting observations. A person writes something and hands it to another person to read and you can clearly see that the paper is empty. The same unfortunately often applies to other papers to be read. Once I noticed a book with blank pages. In historical dramas, the hostess wants the dinner party to be perfect, but the tablecloths are wrinkled and unironed. Women always have an underwear set. Yeah, I too have twenty pairs of bras and matching panties, always. I also perhaps pay too much attention in dance scenes (noisy clubs etc) to how the extras dance because there is no music when filming them. I also pay attention to whether someone (character or extra) swallows something while drinking. I may not be able to catch the magic of a movie or series, but we have different ways of watching and I don't feel like I'm missing anything.
"Suits" does the blank paper thing a lot. Most of the time it's in a blue folder, which gets slid across the table by Lawyer A to Lawyer B, who says "What is this?" before opening it and discovering that their whole case/defense is blown out of the water by the invisible writing on the first page.
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I live in a an area that must be in a migration route for some birds especially Geese and starlings. A few weeks ago all I could hear were geese… loads of geese. Looked out my window and seen loads of V shapes flying over my house. This lasted for about an hour hundreds of geese. In a movie this would mean something was coming, an apocalyptic storm, earthquake or a monster! Luckily for me just migration 😀
I despise when someone on a show is confused by something simple, and another person starts to explain kind of in a flustered annoyed way and instead of finishing the explanation they just say nevermind all exasperated
People willing to sacrifice their life on a whim or partners that shrug their shoulders and are okay with the main couple getting together. First one is always like 'get out of here, go, go, I will hold them off!' When you know he's going to die and he knows he's going to die too. Most people in reality would just not be willing to die that easily!. Second one is when a couple have been engaged for years, live together but when the main leads find 'lurve' the ex is like 'yeah, that's fine, we are good, we can all be friends now'. Noo, real life is arguments, pain, sobbing and much messier.
We watch movies, and tv shows to ESCAPE mundane reality, not wallow in it.
I always wonder in what world a crimelab tech that tests stuff, ends up also having a gun, chasing suspects down, analysing a crime scene and even doing interrogations. I would think those are all different jobs in real life.
There's a show in the UK called Silent Witness that does this to the point that it's become farcical. It's meant to be about pathologists but they go to the crime scene to collect the evidence, then come back to the lab to do the post mortum and then they take it upon themselves to visit suspects at home or work to question them about the evidence they've found. In between all that they're negotiating for the lives of hostages and deactivating bombs. Like, no, stick to the lab and cutting up some bodies.
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One thing I have noticed is when two people are having a conversation in a room, often a third person enters and somehow knows not only what they're talking about, but also has a response to whatever the last person says. Looking at you, CSI!
And on a similar note: two people having a "private conversation" at a normal speaking volume. The third person in the room, standing a mere 18" away, doesn't hear any of it.
Load More Replies... What's REALLY bugging me is when someone dumps their medication in the toilet / sink. Yes, it makes a great scene and is more "final" than dumping it in the garbage / at pharmacy. HOWEVER, it's a repeated super damaging portrayal of what you really shouldn't do! We've such a big problem already with medication in ground water and animals
Alarm goes off. Woman tries to get out of bed or rolls over to her partner they have sex. She rushes into work late with a coffee, papers all over in her arms walks into a meeting and someone says good morning thanks for joining us. In reality someone is calling when you are five minutes late screaming at you. And best one. Why are women who are home all day walking around in heels doing laundry, dishes etc. Even better who has time to cook a big Sunday breakfast the family then dinner time ordering pizza.
Unless it's a plot point, nobody ever has to use the bathroom.
Lately I've been seeing snot dripping out of actors'noses when they cry. Don't matter, a few tears or bawling hysterically, there is a line of goo dripping. And they just let it hang, like they don't realize it's happening, and no tissues are involved at any time. Who does that? To me, snot, buggers and dog slobber are the 3 things that make me gag seeing them. I miss the most tragic scenes in the show\movie when I'm running to the bathroom.
Not sure about the USA adverts as I live in Europe. Over here virtually every advert contains mixed race families when statistics priopve that less than 3% are actually mixed race, This is also true of any group of 'friends' shown at parties, bars, restaurant etc. Any group of 12 will have at least 8 ethnic minorities in it. All pandering to the 'woke' minority, purely because they think it will generate sales. It actually shows how shallow they are and certainly puts most people off as they can see through the hypocrisy.
Of all of the crime/forensics shows on television, I found Quincy, M.E. to be the most realistic. Partly because the episodes were based on authenticated facts. Also, Quincy didn't try to be cute or charming; he was considerate, even vulnerable, but he was also blunt and no-nonsense. Say what you will about him, but that guy rocks!
Practically this entire list is people whining the TV and movies aren’t realistic. Duh? If they were realistic they’d be boring as fùck. It does not advance the story to show kids sitting in class for an hour. It would waste time and interrupt the flow of a scene to have people knock on the door and someone have to go answer it every. Same with ringing a phone for a realistic amount of time, or having every conversation begin and end with routine pleasantries. Apartments are too big because they’re -stage sets-, and storytelling requires the actors to be able to move around, and all always be facing the same direction. If you want realistic, tape your family all day every day for a week, and then try to watch it. You’ll be bored to death, and anybody who isn’t you will lose interest after 30 seconds.
Exactly. So many of these are, "Why does my fictional show have fiction in it?"
Load More Replies... A woman vomiting = she's pregnant. There is no other reason for a woman to throw up, ever - not the flu, not food poisoning, not riding the Wild Crazy Whiplash Roller Coaster of Doom after eating three chili dogs and a cherry slushie.
you know what? if those tv shows and movies are made to be as realistic as they can be, who is going to watch them? shows has to be 100 episodes long and 99 of them just plain boring stuff. crime shows? really? are you sure you are gonna watch detectives writing lengthy reports, prosecutors making cases, and lawyers making cases against it years and years of just people writing things? maybe you will but most of us absolutely won't. the movie Last Action Hero made fun of action movies and it flopped badly.
My pet peeve is childbirth on TV/movies. The woman is in sudden excruciating pain (nope), her water breaks in a huge flood (nope), mad rush in car to hospital (nope), mad rush down hospital corridor in wheelchair (nope), large medical team all kitted out in full scrubs (nope), woman is either rapid breathing and/or screaming in agony (nope), gives birth with her body modestly covered in a sheet (nope), birth takes about 5 mins (nope), newborn baby is chubby and clean and at least 3 months old (nope), new mother looks beautiful throughout (nope). Btw, I know some people do experience some of these things, but TV overdoes them so much it gives a wrong impression of how most births go.
One of my biggest of these peeves is first time mothers' first indication of labour is always their waters breaking, without even a contraction or them realising. This is unbelievably unlikely. I can't stress enough how unlikely this is. The waters usually break long, long into labour. The sac of fluid is actually helpful for the baby manoeuvring! Annoys the c**p out of me as it seems to be used every single time in every single drama or comedy.
Load More Replies... Not a movie but I've been rewatching Criminal Minds recently and the BAU always managed to know exactly who the unsub was based on the most generic information. Like "the killer is a white male, aged between 20-45, who works in an office' and then someone will say "I know exactly who that is" and off they go to catch the guy red handed about to commit another murder. Also, Penelope was always able to hack into any highly confidential records in seconds purely by smacking her keyboard a few times.
Yikes. First of all - ADULTS PLAYING TEENS IS SAFER. I can suspend reality to keep teens out of that industry. It's okay. You are supposed to be smart enough to realize it's fiction. Second - my partner and I spend about two hours just nuzzling eachother under the cover in bed before we start having sex. Is that what you want? Sex/fondling/foreplay in real time? Shawn and Corey from Boy Meets World taught me TV was compressed - please PLEASE could someone else grasp this. I don't want the movies to be realistic if that mean watching people search for a parking space, watching them have sex, watching them sign documents, watching them go to the bathroom. On today's sitcom Josie is moving into a new apartment. Here's twenty minutes of her scrolling on her phone waiting to meet with her landlord and sign the lease. Come on, people.
I was watching a Youtuber a while back and he said he had been criticized for only showing certain things in his videos. He countered this by pointing out that he was only showing the interesting bits and how if you wanted everything in entertainment to be left in, you’d be watching people sleeping on a plane for 7 hours at the midpoint of a movie. Do you really want to watch someone drive around, looking for a parking space? Someone using the bathroom, especially in the case of a TV show? The person is in the toilet, looking at their phone. Great, that’s your episode for the week! You think you want to see it, but you don’t.
Load More Replies... My observation: If actors are at school or speak about school, the subject is ALWAYS literature.
I've seen plenty of movies where people get shots in their neck, often with little to no time to make sure it goes in somewhere that won't k i l l them.
In any cop show, the detectives only work one case at a time and manage to solve it in a few weeks. They are laser focused on catching that one criminal. In real life, I'm sure they would have dozens or more cases at any one time to solve. Do real life detectives in big cities really run around chasing down leads, or do they make a few phone calls from their desk and call it a day?
I have a few irrelevant but interesting observations. A person writes something and hands it to another person to read and you can clearly see that the paper is empty. The same unfortunately often applies to other papers to be read. Once I noticed a book with blank pages. In historical dramas, the hostess wants the dinner party to be perfect, but the tablecloths are wrinkled and unironed. Women always have an underwear set. Yeah, I too have twenty pairs of bras and matching panties, always. I also perhaps pay too much attention in dance scenes (noisy clubs etc) to how the extras dance because there is no music when filming them. I also pay attention to whether someone (character or extra) swallows something while drinking. I may not be able to catch the magic of a movie or series, but we have different ways of watching and I don't feel like I'm missing anything.
"Suits" does the blank paper thing a lot. Most of the time it's in a blue folder, which gets slid across the table by Lawyer A to Lawyer B, who says "What is this?" before opening it and discovering that their whole case/defense is blown out of the water by the invisible writing on the first page.
Load More Replies... I live in a an area that must be in a migration route for some birds especially Geese and starlings. A few weeks ago all I could hear were geese… loads of geese. Looked out my window and seen loads of V shapes flying over my house. This lasted for about an hour hundreds of geese. In a movie this would mean something was coming, an apocalyptic storm, earthquake or a monster! Luckily for me just migration 😀
I despise when someone on a show is confused by something simple, and another person starts to explain kind of in a flustered annoyed way and instead of finishing the explanation they just say nevermind all exasperated
People willing to sacrifice their life on a whim or partners that shrug their shoulders and are okay with the main couple getting together. First one is always like 'get out of here, go, go, I will hold them off!' When you know he's going to die and he knows he's going to die too. Most people in reality would just not be willing to die that easily!. Second one is when a couple have been engaged for years, live together but when the main leads find 'lurve' the ex is like 'yeah, that's fine, we are good, we can all be friends now'. Noo, real life is arguments, pain, sobbing and much messier.
We watch movies, and tv shows to ESCAPE mundane reality, not wallow in it.
I always wonder in what world a crimelab tech that tests stuff, ends up also having a gun, chasing suspects down, analysing a crime scene and even doing interrogations. I would think those are all different jobs in real life.
There's a show in the UK called Silent Witness that does this to the point that it's become farcical. It's meant to be about pathologists but they go to the crime scene to collect the evidence, then come back to the lab to do the post mortum and then they take it upon themselves to visit suspects at home or work to question them about the evidence they've found. In between all that they're negotiating for the lives of hostages and deactivating bombs. Like, no, stick to the lab and cutting up some bodies.
Load More Replies... One thing I have noticed is when two people are having a conversation in a room, often a third person enters and somehow knows not only what they're talking about, but also has a response to whatever the last person says. Looking at you, CSI!
And on a similar note: two people having a "private conversation" at a normal speaking volume. The third person in the room, standing a mere 18" away, doesn't hear any of it.
Load More Replies... What's REALLY bugging me is when someone dumps their medication in the toilet / sink. Yes, it makes a great scene and is more "final" than dumping it in the garbage / at pharmacy. HOWEVER, it's a repeated super damaging portrayal of what you really shouldn't do! We've such a big problem already with medication in ground water and animals
Alarm goes off. Woman tries to get out of bed or rolls over to her partner they have sex. She rushes into work late with a coffee, papers all over in her arms walks into a meeting and someone says good morning thanks for joining us. In reality someone is calling when you are five minutes late screaming at you. And best one. Why are women who are home all day walking around in heels doing laundry, dishes etc. Even better who has time to cook a big Sunday breakfast the family then dinner time ordering pizza.
Unless it's a plot point, nobody ever has to use the bathroom.
Lately I've been seeing snot dripping out of actors'noses when they cry. Don't matter, a few tears or bawling hysterically, there is a line of goo dripping. And they just let it hang, like they don't realize it's happening, and no tissues are involved at any time. Who does that? To me, snot, buggers and dog slobber are the 3 things that make me gag seeing them. I miss the most tragic scenes in the show\movie when I'm running to the bathroom.
Not sure about the USA adverts as I live in Europe. Over here virtually every advert contains mixed race families when statistics priopve that less than 3% are actually mixed race, This is also true of any group of 'friends' shown at parties, bars, restaurant etc. Any group of 12 will have at least 8 ethnic minorities in it. All pandering to the 'woke' minority, purely because they think it will generate sales. It actually shows how shallow they are and certainly puts most people off as they can see through the hypocrisy.
Of all of the crime/forensics shows on television, I found Quincy, M.E. to be the most realistic. Partly because the episodes were based on authenticated facts. Also, Quincy didn't try to be cute or charming; he was considerate, even vulnerable, but he was also blunt and no-nonsense. Say what you will about him, but that guy rocks!
