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30 Normalized Things In Movies And TV That Rarely Happen In Real Life, If At All
Part of growing up often means learning that the world isn’t everything that it seems, but often enough, this “false understanding” is a result of the “real” world we have all seen on TV. Sometimes this is called disenchantment, but the truth is that so many parts of life are just made up for convenience on screen.
Someone asked “What happens on TV all the time, but never happens in real life?” and netizens shared their best examples. From way too nice houses to magic bullets, get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below.
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#1
Ultra, ultra white teeth. I’m talking new toilet bowl porcelain white.
On Breaking Bad Jesse smoked meth and cigarettes regularly, but somehow miraculously was able to maintain a dazzling white smile.
CanadianDimes 5 months ago
I saw them called "improbable American teeth" once somewhere and I always think that now
#2
Women waking up and the hair is perfect, the face looking perfect and glowing even if they’ve been up all night. Yeah, right. Even young women will look rough in the morning
Penguin Panda Pop 5 months ago
I don't like the casual "looking like a person = looking rough" judgement in this. The make-up industry has done a number on us, we need to push back against this negative self-view they want us to have.
#3
Girl gets injured — maybe knocked unconscious. Guy picks her up and carries her, princess style, miles and miles to safety. Maybe up a mountain, maybe through the woods, maybe just a few blocks down the road.
Anyone who’s ever carried anyone knows it’s super hard. The strongest man I know can’t carry me more than, perhaps, a block. And that’s being generous. And I’m really good at being carried — I don’t lie there limply. I use my arms and core to take some weight off the guy’s biceps and put it onto his shoulders.
In real rescue situations, you’d typically have say, six people carrying one victim — with other rescuers to sub in when they got tired.
Zedrapazia 5 months ago
You can carry a person on your own for a SHORT distance, but not bridal style. You have to put them over your shoulder like a potato bag.
#4
Empty coffee cups.
Seriously, whenever you see a character holding a disposable coffee cup like this one on TV, it’s always empty. Really, obviously empty. I find it very distracting.
I believe it’s because most actors can’t be trusted not to spill the contents of their cup all over the expensive filming equipment or the set or whatever. But is it really too difficult to make a prop cup the same weight as a full coffee cup? Or maybe have a lesson in pretending your cup is full at acting school?
Sorry to ruin every show ever for you…
Zedrapazia 5 months ago
I've made some prop pieces for a tiny theater once. We filled the cups halfway with this paper goo paste (in German it's called Kleister) because it'd make the cups heavier so they wouldn't fall over or look strange
#5
One's outfit, makeup, and hair style always match.
Fat people are rare.
Houses are either big, beautiful, and perfectly decorated, or small, ugly, and messy.
Funerals seem like fancy occasions.
People go through glass - easily - suffering only minor scrapes.
Money is seldom a reason to worry.
People are in the mood for sex soon after being involved in traumatic situations.
All lawyers go to court.
All crimes are solvable.
People brush their teeth without slobbering.
#6
My wife works in cardiac medicine and HATES how dead people are bought back to life with an electric shock on TV. If a heart stops beating, that person is dead and an electric shock does nothing. A defibrillator does just that, it defibrillates. A heart in fibrillation is beating erratically preventing blood flow. A shock kind of resets it. If someone's heart has stopped, applying CPR will help, zapping them will not.
CanadianDimes 5 months ago
Also people just gasp and sit up then resume their lives as normal, like they hadn't just actually died and don't have a bunch of broken ribs from the CPR!
#7
Someone pointed this out to me once, and now I can’t not see it: people hang up on telephone calls without saying “Good bye” or otherwise conversationally signaling that the conversation is concluded. The phone call will come in, and then the moment that the plot-advancing information has been exchanged, the call is abruptly ended.
At least in the United States, if you had a phone call like that with someone in real life, you’d probably find it exceptionally rude.
Howl's sleeping castle 5 months ago
If a call ends without confirming the conversation is over, I call back. It can be phone or network issue that disconnected the call.
#8
Gun shot victims dying slow and peaceful deaths. On the screen the victims are usually saying their goodbyes, asking for forgiveness, or seeking revenge.
Reality is very different. As a trauma nurse, I have witnessed many gun shot wound deaths and none were peaceful. The scene is violent and horrific. The victim is generally pleading to be saved if they’re conscious.
It is nothing like most movies depict. There are some movies that depict accurate deaths by gunshot, but most do not because the violence would deter audiences from watching.
Janice 5 months ago
I moved to Florida and touched a gun for the 1st time. Guns are scary, but the bullets are so small, but the damage they do is ... I don't understand why, if we can't get rid of guns, why don't they charge a lot more for bullets? The idiot tax on cigarettes motivated many to quit smoking, why not add a significant tax on bullets and make them more difficult to buy?
#9
I won’t go so far as to say that this never happens, but…
In television and movie “passion” scenes, the guy always grabs his partner—clothes ripping, buttons popping and flying across the room, and shoes hanging from lamps.
The guy then proceeds to enter his partner with zero preparation—no tender touches, no foreplay, no condoms… no anything.
And despite all of these factors, both parties dissolve into screaming mutual satisfaction within two minutes.
This has never happened to me. Nor has it happened to anyone that I know.
No concern about contraception? Diseases? Caring about your partner’s needs?
I want to know where the notion came from that this is realistic for most people… but then again, we’re talking about entertainment—not real life.
I guess that’s the point.
#10
In the movies and on TV, it’s precisely when everything is perfect and everybody is happy that you know something disastrous is about to happen.
Seeing everything go well is what makes you suspicious.
We are learning to be afraid of good fortune - as if joy was something to be wary of.
An assured, impending catastrophe is a sound reason to make sure we never get too happy.
And sure enough, that’s when the car skids. The child wanders off into the woods. Smoke billows.
Well, life is not like TV.
Wonderful things can keep happening to me, one after the other.
The other shoe is not going to drop.
There is no logical reason why there should be a limit to how happy I can be, and the same holds true for you.
Stardust she/her 5 months ago
In my experience things going good means that I’m in for a bad time later on. I fear being happy and avoid it as much as I can because things will always go horribly wrong just after I reach the peak of happiness
#11
People spending all of their time hanging out at the coffee shop (practically living there) ordering food and laughing day and night without having to worry about work or any other normal daily activities whatsoever.
#12
Forensics. Attending a crime scene or post mortem while not wearing a hair net, safety goggles, face mask etc. Because if you're a hot young pathologist, you're more concerned with looking good than contaminating evidence or having corpse fluids on you
Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey 5 months ago
and the forensics team also have guns and chase people that somehow stayed hidden and they also sex stuff with each other too.
#13
Coming out of a coma after many years. In TV, the patient looks quite well, like he is sleeping, wakes up, asks what the matter is. The family cries happy tears, the patient gets up to look at his own image in the mirror and and realizes he is ten years older. Then he returns home to deal with the psychological issues.
In real life, a comatose patient comes out of it usually very slowly, has lost all muscle tone, usually has a feeding tube or a tracheostomy tube in place and has very limited abilities. He can not walk, barely talk and most often comunicates by blinking or moving his eyes up and down. Progress is painstakinly slow. and very rarely does a person fully recover. Brain injury is unforgiving and I have never heard from a patient that has a full physical and intellectual recovery after more than a year in a coma or persistent vegetative state. Of course there can be a lot of love in the family and wonderful new memories in some cases, learning to live a new meaningful life with some mental or physical handicaps. But things will not be the same. It will be hard on everybody. There is always hope, just different expectations.
René Sauer 5 months ago
as with many other things on here: That would be incredibly boring to watch. Unless it´s some kind of drama and that´s the whole point of it.
#14
Ring doorbell and someone will open the door within 2 seconds. Do people always stand in front of their doors waiting for someone to ring the bell?
Call on someone's phone and they will pick up the call within a second. How come I have to wait so long for people to pick up their phone?
Background music/score. It would really help me figure out what’s happening in my life just by paying attention to background music.
Speed dating in almost every show. Guy meets girl, flirts a bit, sparks fly and the next thing you know that they are seeing each other. Doesn’t happen that often in real life.
How come they don't watch tv like we do? Only The Big Bang Theory used to discuss about tv shows and movies. But even that stopped after a few seasons.
Laugh tracks in comedy shows. It would really help me if laugh tracks actually worked in real life. Some people don't understand that I made a joke.
Why everybody looks so perfect in TV shows? Girls know how to apply perfect makeup. Guys have gelled hair and abs. Everyone has perfect skin.
#15
Locker Conversations.
In between classes, in TV shows, characters stop by their lockers for a chat with their friends. This is seemingly where A LOT of drama happens. But in real life? No.
Most high school students rarely use their lockers; they just carry their things around in their backpacks. Lockers are often assigned to students in hopes that they will be used daily, but in reality they supply a storage unit for rarely used textbooks and school supplies. Also, students usually have around five minutes between their classes, so there isn’t enough time to casually chat with their friends outside of their lockers!
Another thing, ALL CHARACTERS HAVE TOP LOCKERS. Wow! By chance, all the main characters were all lucky enough to be assigned top row lockers? Never irl lol.
Amelia Jade 5 months ago
I guess I've been out of school too long. I graduated in the 90s. We actually did use our lockers. Daily. We did swing by them between classes. Maybe not between every single class. It depended on where each class was. And we definitely had conversations at our lockers.
#16
An Indian boy likes a girl, the girl doesn't know it. He wants to express his feelings.
What he will do?
He will stalk her in the college or school. He will stalk her in the mall while is shopping. He will stalk her while she is eating food. He will stalk her in the library. He will stalk her in the other country too. (Where the female lead is spending her honeymoon with her fiance, he still doesn't stop.) He will stalk her to the bathroom, yeah we are Indians we don't spare any space. And then what happens?
*Drum roll please.*
The girl falls in love.
This is the concept of 99% of Indian movies.
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 5 months ago
I thought the usual plot was that guy is in love with girl, girl doesn't know it, guy gets all his friends, family, colleagues, and acquaintances to perform an enormous and well-choreographed song and dance number to a bhangra beat, girl falls in love?
#17
When a couple kisses for the first time, everybody around them applauds.
Women wear bras to bed, under their night gowns, and full make-up.
High schools are full of 25 year old students.
When people brush their teeth, they never rinse their mouths. They just spit and go.
Business people and professionals drink whisky, neat, constantly, regardless of sex, age or culture. Often they toss back 4 to 6 ounces without having any apparent effects.
People never say please or thank you - especially thank you.
Nobody ever finishes a meal - especially breakfast. They get loaded up with pancakes, bacon, eggs and toast, and then they leave it untouched. They also never take more than a sip of their giant glass of orange juice.
People are really nasty to each other - yell, say hurtful things - and yet there are seldom repercussions either personally or professionally.
Characters live in apartments or houses that would cost much more than they could afford.
Medical shows are meticulously researched (to the point that medical students study shows like House), but in crime shows, m*rder and s****de methods are frequently all wrong. Ditto bomb building. (I’m not complaining.)
troufaki13 5 months ago
About the teeth brushing thing... I don't rinse either, I just spit. And you're supposed to do it like that, many dentists say so, including my brother.
#18
Ok, this isn't a deep, philosophical answer, but whenever I see someone brushing their teeth on TV it always looks neat. No toothpaste dripping down the chin or getting flicked into the eyes. I know that for practical purposes the actors don't use toothpaste because it would ruin the shot, but I really wish just once it would look more realistic.
LaserBrain 5 months ago
I've never flicked toothpaste into my eyes, I think that would take some doing.
#19
Let’s talk about movie gun fights.
Because they are ridiculous.
In a real gunfight a guy never walks down the middle of an open street. Standing up tall just shooting and not reloading.
Meanwhile, his enemies have him surrounded, are behind cover, shooting at him and missing over and over again.
Somehow Denzel just strolls down the street returning fire, landing head-shot after headshot with every round he fires.
It’s beyond science fiction. He would have been dead and the movie would have ended after 5 minutes.
Don’t believe me? Ask any military vet.
Pandemonium 5 months ago
Hollywood gives us two types of guns: one with infinite capacity magazines, or one with exactly n+1 bullets, where n is how many shots have been fired up 'til now so we all know that there is Only One Bullet Left
#20
Waiting for a taxi isn’t a thing in movies. Just wave your hand and a taxi will appear out of nowhere.
Phones in movies are so advanced that you don’t even dial the whole number and you’re already talking with your correspondent.
Shooting 952 bullets towards somebody and not even one of them hits him.
Although the house is obviously haunted with evil souls and ghosts and death is the most probable thing to happen, staying for 9 more weeks is apparently a good idea.
I look through the window and see someone creeping in the back of the house with a machete in his hand and his face covered with blood. I go straight towards him in case he is lost or something.
Science says humans can’t survive without oxygen for more than 3 minutes. Movies say that humans can spend 10 minutes under the water while fighting a shark with their bare hands.
Every time you turn on the TV, “lucky you” finds the news just starting to talk about something that relates to you. Perfect timing as always.
Running from a killer who is slowly walking towards you without falling every single 10 seconds is impossible, even if you dodged 952 bullets at once.
And finally, you can predict the future by the weather. If you see lightning, you better run because s**t is about to get real.
#21
Things that bother me the most
Step-parenting issues are resolved in a week or less. Sorry folks, being a step-dad myself I just get angry at how fast step-parent bonding is resolved in “one-episode” or less. Doesn’t happen that way.
Single criminal makes 5 or 6 law enforcement professionals lay down their weapons so he can flee with a gun to the head of the hostage. Never happened. Ever.
Phone calls that finish without any salutations (“Goodbye”)
Phone user hears a “dial-tone” after someone hard-hangs up on them. What is this, the 1980s?? Cellphones have never had dial-tones. Ever. Also cellphones making “dialing” noises when a user hits a speed-dial or callback number. Folks, this is an artifact of the analog phone system.
Every criminal mastermind has 3-D blueprints of every office building ever built.
Fetal ultrasounds are the most exciting thing ever and cause an instant change of heart for the boyfriend/fiance/father who could not have cared less 2 minutes ago, and their life is never the same. Maybe if we all hadn’t seen this same scene 1000 times already, it would have some impact.
Don’t get me started with “hacking” scenarios
#22
Cops and lawyers and doctors are all hot and camera ready. I can count the number of times I’ve seen a fat cop or a balding overweight lawyer or a doctor who looks like the doctors on TV. You’d think that these people are only marking time being doctors or lawyers until they get the call from their agent so they can start their entertainment or modeling careers.
The arrest rate would be a lot higher if all the cops looked like this
Hell, criminals would VOLUNTEER to be locked up just to get a car ride to the station with this guy. Bonus points if they get cuffed by him, too.
I’m thinking of the TV show Bones in particular where everyone is a genius level Ph.D in some hard science and they all look hot, even the most geeky of them. I liked the show, but if my engineering school had been full of guys that looked this hot….
There is a reason women engineers have a saying, “The odds are good, but the goods are odd” and it ain’t because their colleagues look like this:
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 5 months ago
I think this, at least, is an American thing. If you watch British crime dramas (Vera, Shetland, McDonald and Dodds, Traces, Line of Duty) the cops are just normal-looking, averagely attractive, regular people.
#23
You shoot the gas tank of the car that is driving away and it blows up. Almost never actually happens in real life.
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 5 months ago
Mythbusters tested this one. The only way they could get the car to explode when shooting the petrol tank was by using tracer rounds.
#24
Everyone is always invincible.
Fall off a roof? You’re fine.
Got shot ten times? Just brush it off.
Tom Cruise doesn’t die after crashing this car off a 30 foot drop.
Unless specifically asked for in the script, everyone can take a beating with little to no damage. Someone gets shot? Ah no problem, they can take it and continue fighting and eventually beating the villain.
Now, excuse me while I go beat up 20 guys on my own. I have anger issues. Don’t ask.
troufaki13 5 months ago
And the bad guys always wait for their turn to beat up the good guy. Until one by one they go down.
#25
This one just slays me: two people lustfully tear each other’s clothes off and make breathless, passionate love, coming to magical, mutual orgasm after a whopping five seconds. I’d like to visit THAT world.
#26
Finding the keys to the car under the sun visor.
There is actually an explanation for this one, though. On TV and movie sets, the keys to vehicles are often kept under the visor, because the drivers are constantly changing and it would be a pain to track down the last person who drove it or a lock box where the key is. So the crew just keeps the key with the car to make it easy for whomever needs to drive it. They apparently forget that normal people don’t do that.
#27
When the school bell rings.
One thing I always notice when watching TV shows/movies is how the students in a classroom pack up their things when the bell rings. A few moments before the bell their desks would look pretty neat, perhaps just a textbook and a pen or two. As soon as the students hear the bell they shut the book and place everything in the bag and head out of the classroom.
Throughout all the years I've been in school, it has never happened like this. I've always had a notebook, my pencil case and pretty much all of its contents out on the desk alongside a water bottle and the required textbook. Almost everyone's desk is not nearly as tidy and simple as the ones we see on TV. It would take me a good minute or two to pack everything up nicely in my bag so that I could leave the classroom. Of course, I understand that they have reasons for doing this on TV (to save time etc.) but nevertheless I always notice it.
Also, I don't think this applies to every school but in my school we were never just allowed to ‘pack up and leave’ when we heard the school bell. I vividly remember some of my teachers saying “The teacher, not the bell, dismisses you.”
Stardust she/her 5 months ago
My teachers act as if there is no bell. Keeps teaching until the next teacher arrives or until someone comes in to tell us to have lunch. And even after that they’ll still keep teaching as they have no problem with torturing students. Our teacher once took half our lunch break just to explain something about ammonia
#28
Everyone you know just being in the same room. (I'm looking at you, sit-coms)
Now if you arrange a get together, I can see most of your friends being there. Probably not all, a few people have work or need to pick up someone from the airport. I can also see maybe three or four people who all know each other just happening to be in the same place at the same time with no particular arrangement, it happens, particularly if you live close together.
On a regular basis? With no apparent three-day notice, prior planning, or reason? I mean, not one of these people has anything else to attend to, has a cold, a date, or just doesn't feel like it?
I can't speak for anyone else, but to get my entire group of friends to turn up to a coffee house takes more than just casually showing up there and hoping for the best. Hell, give me a week to notify everyone, some a**hat will cancel at the last minute.
#29
After six seconds of CPR, victim spurts forth from the jaws of death. Generally, victim then coughs politely, and starts making conversation.
In real life? CPR won't restart a heart that isn't beating. It won't bring a person back from the dead. It's just the enabler: it forces blood and oxygen to keep circulating around the body, and minimizes cell death until a defibrillator or medicine can restart the heart. (Or get it back into a normal rhythm.)
Also… in real life, CPR is ugly. You hear and feel ribs crunching. (It's worth it - keep going!) It's also exhausting. So much so that, per research, after 2 minutes, even experienced rescuers need to switch out, because the quality of CPR declines so much from fatigue.
Šimon Špaček 5 months ago
There was a case when Prague ZOO transported a bear. They gave him a sleep shot and the director wanted to check one last time that everything is good. The bear had no heartbeat. So he started CPR on a bear while another vet (quite often the head of ZOO is also a veterinarian, not always, but quite often) went to get something to resurrect the bear. He held the record for longest CPR (and most probably still holds it for non-human CPR), he performed for excruciating 45 minutes! Go to gym, and try bench pressing 20 kilos (44 pounds) for 45 minutes with no break and you will get some idea about why he needed two days break after that.
#30
People running out of a restaurant without paying the bill. You see this a lot on cop shows when they get a call, or when someone has to leave quickly-they just run out. I can recall only a few instances where you actually see people paying for a bill at the end of a meal.
What happens on TV all the time, but never happens in real life?
Sand Ers 5 months ago
Practically this entire list is people whining the TV and movies aren’t realistic. Duh? If they were realistic they’d be boring as fùck. It does not advance the story to show kids sitting in class for an hour. It would waste time and interrupt the flow of a scene to have people knock on the door and someone have to go answer it every. Same with ringing a phone for a realistic amount of time, or having every conversation begin and end with routine pleasantries. Apartments are too big because they’re -stage sets-, and storytelling requires the actors to be able to move around, and all always be facing the same direction. If you want realistic, tape your family all day every day for a week, and then try to watch it. You’ll be bored to death, and anybody who isn’t you will lose interest after 30 seconds.
Felonius Gru 5 months ago
Exactly. So many of these are, "Why does my fictional show have fiction in it?"
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The Other Guest 5 months ago
A woman vomiting = she's pregnant. There is no other reason for a woman to throw up, ever - not the flu, not food poisoning, not riding the Wild Crazy Whiplash Roller Coaster of Doom after eating three chili dogs and a cherry slushie.
i love hawaiian margarita pizz 5 months ago
you know what? if those tv shows and movies are made to be as realistic as they can be, who is going to watch them? shows has to be 100 episodes long and 99 of them just plain boring stuff. crime shows? really? are you sure you are gonna watch detectives writing lengthy reports, prosecutors making cases, and lawyers making cases against it years and years of just people writing things? maybe you will but most of us absolutely won't. the movie Last Action Hero made fun of action movies and it flopped badly.
Sand Ers 5 months ago
Practically this entire list is people whining the TV and movies aren’t realistic. Duh? If they were realistic they’d be boring as fùck. It does not advance the story to show kids sitting in class for an hour. It would waste time and interrupt the flow of a scene to have people knock on the door and someone have to go answer it every. Same with ringing a phone for a realistic amount of time, or having every conversation begin and end with routine pleasantries. Apartments are too big because they’re -stage sets-, and storytelling requires the actors to be able to move around, and all always be facing the same direction. If you want realistic, tape your family all day every day for a week, and then try to watch it. You’ll be bored to death, and anybody who isn’t you will lose interest after 30 seconds.
Felonius Gru 5 months ago
Exactly. So many of these are, "Why does my fictional show have fiction in it?"
Load More Replies... The Other Guest 5 months ago
A woman vomiting = she's pregnant. There is no other reason for a woman to throw up, ever - not the flu, not food poisoning, not riding the Wild Crazy Whiplash Roller Coaster of Doom after eating three chili dogs and a cherry slushie.
i love hawaiian margarita pizz 5 months ago
you know what? if those tv shows and movies are made to be as realistic as they can be, who is going to watch them? shows has to be 100 episodes long and 99 of them just plain boring stuff. crime shows? really? are you sure you are gonna watch detectives writing lengthy reports, prosecutors making cases, and lawyers making cases against it years and years of just people writing things? maybe you will but most of us absolutely won't. the movie Last Action Hero made fun of action movies and it flopped badly.
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