And there's a lot of wrong people out there....

That reminds me of a Carlin bit. Think of how stupid the average person is. Half of the people are dumber than that.

When you don't have to struggle for your survival, it greatly reduces the stress you experience, providing you with the opportunity to create happiness for yourself.

People who insist their opinion will never change will always perceive disagreement as a personal attack. Their opinion becomes tied to their identity, instead of being a thing that should change with new factual information.

What a mate of mine would call the magical bus summoning stick. Usually with a lot of sarcasm..probably because he wanted his smoke

The world is a vampire

Chronic pain can make your life a hellscape.

This seems legit. :)

So so true 😏

"History is written by the victors" is an extremely true statement. There are aspects of our past that have been completely and totally stamped out, twisted, and altered. Especially if that civilization didn't survive, didn't have a writing system, their writing system isn't understood or none of it remains. Think about all the groups the Ancient Romans wiped out, for instance. All we know about many of them is what's been written about them by the Romans... who would outright lie to paint themselves in the best possible light to look just. Everyone else were just "barbarians", after all. Even in more recent times before the internet (and indispensable resources like the WayBackMachine), it was pretty easy to change history. Burn/ban the books/photographs/scrolls/etc, kill those who know the truth, and obliterate any physical evidence. Done.

I dunno about this one. Condiment usage, cheese amount and placement, vegetables desired....it can get complicated.

No doubt. None whatsoever.

My dad always said the 2nd 30 years goes so much faster than the 1st.

My super power is the ability to always pick the slowest line. With great power comes great patience.

I propose lines be set up according to the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Label some of them FOR SMART PEOPLE ONLY and some FOR DUMB PEOPLE ONLY. All the dumb people will think they're smart and get in the smart people line. The smart people don't mind if others think they're dumb so they'll get in the dumb line where transactions will probably take less time.

And the shortest line is not always the fastest one.

I prefer self checkout. So much faster.

If you see someone pulling out that checkbook with coupons in it. NOPE, NEXT!

The trick is to look at how fast the lines are moving, not the length

It would be the height of human conceit to believe that, in the vastness of the universe, we are the only ones. We're probably not the only ones in our galaxy, never mind the entire universe.

I have NEITHER of those problems. I look like hell all the time, everywhere.

Happens to me even when I’m not late ☹️

My answer to 'How was your weekend?' is always too short

Shopping Trolley? Love it!

You don't owe anyone your free time.

The Buddha was right......

Heck, most people would sacrifice 10 people they don't know just to get a better price on a mobile phone.

I don't believe I've ever worn white trousers. Maybe that's why I've never had a period?

And usually does.

Rocks are non-Newtonian :D

I think squirrels and raccoons are doing this, too.

Wipe dispenser box, at the the time I purchased it I was half convinced it was a waste of money but 3 kids later and it has proved its worth everyday!

I enjoy reddit in general, as I stick to stuff that's rather tame. However, I came across a thread the other day for identifying mushrooms in the wild, and I thought, "Do you actually want to trust your life to this collective?"

Mr Lovecraft had just a glimpse of it and look what it has done to him