Or pick up the phone.

And 2-5 times every night. Every. Single. Night.

Ding ding ding!

Dogs and cats might have the same idea...

True...It has been five years

Reverse it and then it'd be true :)

NOW you tell me....

Maybe.

Wanted them in the beginning of our marriage, found out we're both infertile (what are the odds? I saw it as a sign) and down the road I rescued this poor dog who'd been abused and was so skittish they were going to put her down... I think she saw a kindred spirit, as I was dealing with a traumatic experience of my own... we healed each other, and eventually I rescued another dog, and my husband and I feel like we have our family. It's whole and happy, and I realized that I didn't want kids, I wanted to feel complete and now I do. I'm so grateful that we didn't do the medical stuff to force a pregnancy that wasn't meant to be. My family thinks that when I say that I'm overcompensating to hide my no baby sadness, but I'm truly grateful. I'd have had kids for the wrong reasons, and I'm barely able to keep up with the dogs, I can't imagine raising a child.

Cant stop laughing at this :-))))

Well then I was a parent for 7 years, as I "babysat" my little brother 24/7 (waking him, readying us both for the day, dropping off at daycare on my way to junior high, picking him up after and feeding, playing, reading, bathing, etc...eventually putting him to bed and starting all over) until I got married and moved out of state. He called me mommy and sometimes forget who our real mom was. The worst part was that was all when he was young, and now he remembers none of it, and treats me like a distant second cousin.

Lol bottles...

F*****g true! HAhaha

So did Casey Anthony, apparently.

For my mom that is probably a name of some strange planet (even when there are witnesses present) :)

Ha ha. Paved with good intentions.

So freaking true!!!! Takes just a bit of common sense to don a condom. Duh

LOL - spoken like a Kardashian ;)

I told my kids to raise a puppy before thinking they can raise a child. It worked! They both had only 1 kid!

Your puppy can stand on his feet since the day it is born. It can eat and drink without your help. You might be able to teach him how to fetch, sing, or whatever you want, and it is all ok and no one is denying you the right to call it your child and you his mother. It is love, and it is taking care of someone. But having a child is- experiencing pregnancy- everything happening, the birth itself- the pain of having your loved child coming into this world. It cannot eat, you have to teach them. You have to tech them eat different kind of food, which they always choke with. They might not drink water. The child is awake every three hours for at least a month, and unlike the pets, they cannot take care of themselves. You have to do everything for them until they learn. And then they start to craw, roll over- just like the dog, but they can hurt themselves, and you have to be there. And then walking, being excluded in a game, poor degree, broken heart, providing for them more than food.

Smiley rie thank you for being the best and most highly intelligent type of parent!

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@Laszlo If breastfeeding is that important to you, you do it. I'm not being fatuous either, it is possible for men who want to, you just need the proper hormone injections.

Isn't it E for effort?? Or has the entitled generation changed that?

Sad but true in Serbia (country in east Europe)

Why even have children if you're going to feel this way?

Bahahahahaha

You mean paying for the nursing home isn't in the contract we made when I supported you 100% for 18 years, plus paid for college, and your wedding as well? Oh....

Take a ridiculous amount of the same pictures Post said pictures Clog up others walls with pictures Become un friended because you posted too many baby pictures and your childless friends are sick of seeing them.