Lol! Dads...

I can't decide whether this is rude or awesome.

I would freak out too if I thought it was a child, and freak out more when it's actually a dummy.

And even if they were the effing Beach Boys, they still had no right to cut into the line.

As someone who once bombed a job interview by saying something easily misunderstood, I can totally see this happening.

guess it was saturday

F**k that.

Ha ha it's a very common joke but it still makes me laugh. One evening the pilot said "look at the wonderful sunrise" and everybody freaked out. I talked to him afterwards and he said sadly "everybody missed the joke".

Understandable

And some people will ask why is this Florence in Italy is named after an american town.

Decent man. He could have driven 2 blocks before brining you back to the same spot!

Oh. Oh dear.

It's a WIN! (not a fail)

That must have hurt!

Congrats - and a great story to go out with a bang!

That's cute

You must be a middle child

Mom's a badass

And when you got there you realised you'd left your wallet on the dresser.

Rad indeed! Not a fail in my book.

I think the French were saying he was a pain in the a**e.

A pack of Chihuahuas will shred you. If you had stepped out, it would have gone from The Grey to Piranha in a heartbeat.

At least it was only for breakfast. She could have been left Home Alone while the rest of the family went to Paris.

That's simply on all the people who were bothered but didn't say anything.

Was that United Airlines? Theyve sent my luggage on so many side trips it's better traveled than I am.

A druck on the NYC subway... what are the odds

Lol I've been skunked a few times as I live in the country on a farm and do my own critter removal. Nothing truly gets rid of that smell except time. Tomato juice with cut potatoes is something I've heard works. Vinegar is another. I just showered a bunch and used lotions and sprays.

Cuttttteeeeeeee

Sounds like an episode of Mr. Bean

That is so sad 😞

And that's why so many people are objecting against the massive touchscreens in cars that you even need to turn down the volume of the radio or control the airco.

Jesus how many terrible parents can be in this thread?

Is the meat good value or is it deer?

I mean it sounds like someone boarded your bus incorrectly too

Always have emergency clothes in your carry-on

That's Toto-ly awesome!

She sucks at hide and seek

Yours?

Again, always bring emergency clothes in the carry on. This goes double if you have a baby