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If you’re running a business in a tourist-heavy country, having signage in English is a smart move. However, your smarts go out the window if the English translations you display turn into the wrong kind of funny jokes. We understand that not everyone knows the language well enough not to get lost in translation, but please—don't trust Google Translate to give you anything but a literal conversion of whatever you type in, turning your sign into a hilariously bad translation.
Machine Translation Fails
Each language is an intricate system. Knowing the literal meaning of each word will only get you so far and is definitely not enough to make a good translation. Unfortunately, this is exactly where machine translators fail spectacularly and produce awfully bad translated signs. They are still learning how to deal with a language as a living organism, not just a bunch of nouns and verbs.
Well, to be fair on translation tools, it’s possible that some of these errors were just honest typos. Either way, scroll down to see the funniest bad translations people have come across during their travels and vote for the most epic fails. Also, is anyone up for a nice ‘decomposed Moscow mule’ later?
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What is the Greatest Problem of Translation?
While many things go into making a good translation, some things are often the main culprits of funny translation fails. One of them is words that sound similar in two languages but mean different things. They are called the translator’s false friends.
Another thing responsible for many hilariously bad translated signs is taking things too literally instead of translating the meaning. And the shorter the text, the more difficult it is to translate it because you don’t have enough context to help you.
Funny Translation Fails by Humans
Often, bad translation is entirely on the person who made it because they either didn’t have enough knowledge or didn’t bother to double-check if the result actually made sense.
However, beyond dealing with false friends and ambiguous words, translating also involves understanding cultural nuances, references, and context. What makes sense in one culture might not in another, making accurate translation complex. Hence, linguistic challenges are just the tip of the iceberg.
Either way, ridiculously bad translated signs are funny to read, so keep scrolling for more translation fails in advertising. Vote for the ones that make you laugh the most, and share them with your friends!
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Isabel Tamayo 7 years ago
Coconut Humans? What should be the word after coconut? Can't figure it out.
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Scott Johnson 7 years ago
"Hey, son, I know you're mad at me for grounding you and all, but you're learning English in school, right? Would you translate this menu for my restaurant before it's printed? You will? Thanks, mate, I appreciate it."
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Andrew Gibb 7 years ago
they are in the variety of dishes category- variety is the spice of life...
What is a Common Translation Mistake?
Apart from taking things too literally during translation, another common mistake is using the very first option the dictionary offers you for the word you’re looking for. Sometimes, it may really be the meaning you need, but there’s a good chance that the one that actually suits your context is a little down the entry. Keep that in mind when translating to avoid more translation fails and improve accuracy.
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Tayyib “T410” Cankat 7 years ago
Actually it is translated quite well. I think they mean "Press the flush button again to stop water"
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Tomatoe 7 years ago
yeah, but you cannot know how would your vaccine react with that special ingredient: chesse. What ever that might be. If the languages were supposed to be EN, DE, IT and FR, it sure does not mean "cheese" in any of them :)
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Verner Carlberg 7 years ago
Barbarians. Everyone knows you use cowpox when cooking cheese dishes.
DogFashionDisco 1 year ago
I usually only order my pizza with mumps and roasted tuberculosis. But, I don’t know, pizza with tomato sauce, soft cheese and smallpox. Mmmm! That sounds delectable!
Marina Radočaj 7 years ago
it is the same word in Croatian, with different meaning...
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M O'Connell 7 years ago
It's nice to know they play Oregon Trail in other parts of the world :)
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Tomatoe 7 years ago
Both German and English translations are so hilarious that I had to go and actually google this one, to see what it was supposed to say :) It sure takes the art of miss-translation to the next level - Crema de verdura would be vegetable soup - any native Spanish speaker here is welcome to correct :)
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Verner Carlberg 7 years ago
Even though I should walk in the valley of the shadow of death, on the path under the roof of dangerous, I will fear no evil, all though I might cringe a little.... Psalm 23:4, King George III edition
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CatShatBrix 7 years ago
Rule one: do not get groped. It's every man/woman/cat for him/herself.
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Willie D'Kay 7 years ago
Milk for your skin, right? Like a milk bath. This could actually work.
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Joel Sánchez (kazer) 7 years ago
In some Spanish variants "chica" and "chico" mean "small", but they can also mean "girl" and "boy", respectively. Hence the confusion.
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Verner Carlberg 7 years ago
when you want to make a "that's what I said last night" joke, but know you'll be banned from panda if you do.
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Irene Argyris 7 years ago
The Italian translation is obviously correct, but it's probably the only one! :-D
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Konstantina Karampetsou 7 years ago
Ποικιλία (ποικ.) that is a miscellaneous collection of things translated to "assortment" (a*s) lol!!!
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Douglas Campbell 7 years ago
Brulee means burn... You burn the sugar on the custard under a broiler, so?
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Lindsay Ameye 7 years ago
Ah the difference between a and à. The accent does not show in the capital letter and leave it up to google translate to f**k up the rest for you.
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Willie D'Kay 7 years ago
When you read about the various small dishes and barbecue assortment then "greedy formula" actually makes perfect sense. It is kind of greedy to want so much.
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Kristen Hdz 7 years ago
Yes... in some countries there are still pay toilets. Also, you pay for the toilet PAPER. God forbid you have an "issue" that requires extra.
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Kristen Hdz 7 years ago
meh, it's accurate, albeit slightly awkward. factura can be invoice, bill, check (as in a restaurant)... makes sense.
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Philippe Lessard 7 years ago
In french it actually translate: the balneazon is not pure sure the absence of rescue service... wtf is balneazon... perhaps they ment baignade but it still make no sense at all so just don,'t do it
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Arend Kant 7 years ago
Not a translation but a replacement. The translation wouldn´t have made any sense.
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José Gouvêa 7 years ago
Even the original Portuguese text is obnoxiously stupid and bookish. I am a native speaker, I live in Brazil, am a writer with a degree and an MBA and I have not understood what this sign means. It surely means something about people with underage children having to do some kind of test, but the wording is awkward and the punctuation breaks the sentence randomly, further obscuring the text. Whoever wrote this can't translate well its own ideas into his own native language.
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Willie D'Kay 7 years ago
Some of these signs are just missing a single letter. I probably wouldn't notice if I made a sign in a different language.
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Jörg Zingler 7 years ago
Ermm, whats wrong with this translation? Thats Political Correctnes German style.
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Hanno Van Der Woude 7 years ago
There is no exact translation. But most english speaking people will say "Enjoy your meal".
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Daria B 7 years ago
These are why AI is a loooooong long way from stealing jobs from the human translators.
DaisyAppreciation 7 years ago
One day long ago my dad went to an Chinese resteraunt and asked the waitress about an item on the menu called "eggplant in yummy sauce" when asked what was in the yummy sauce she drew a blank, saying only that it was very yummy. My dad ordered it anyway and was pleased to say it lived up to his name.
Noel Benavente 7 years ago
When Nicole Kidman's "To Die For" premiered in my country a theater showed in its billboard "El Cuatro de la Muerte" which translated is "The Four of Death" (For-Four)
David Cobb 7 years ago
Reminds me of a banker in South Texas who decided to have both English and Spanish holiday signs. He would ask his Latino secretary for the correct words and spelling. He did fine until she was on vacation and he had to ask one of the tellers how to say " WE WILL BE CLOSED JULY FORTH TO OBSERVE INDEPENDENCE DAY." He printed the reply 'ESTAREMOS CERRADOS EL JULIO CUARTO PARA OBSERVAR EL DECIMOSEXTO DE SEPTIEMBRE."
Landon th3May0 3 years ago
A ton of these are easily debunked by typos... But the ones that aren't are hilarious...
Felipe Gutiérrez Ureta 7 years ago
Yo creo que la #7 no está mal traducida... existe un término anglosajón "Dead Slow" que seria algo así como "Muy Lento"
Karen Wilson 7 years ago
Definitely it is the "ice cream in the a*s."! Though all were very entertaining!
Özden Arıkan 7 years ago
These are not 'translation' fails. These are all products of machine translation and only show that those businesses who use MT to cut off translation costs are doomed to fail themselves! True professionals work with professional translators and don't end up in such ridiculous places.
Robin Dayle 7 years ago
Manok ng ina mo. Manok=Chicken ng=of ina=mother mo=your Looks fine to me.
Autumn John 7 years ago
What?!?! Literally nothing to do with anything!!!
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John Kenneth Piliin 7 years ago
number 9 sounds like some sort of technique or poison haha~ Number 10 well it doesn't sound wrong haha~ Number 15...who would want to smell like that? hehe~ Number 18...sounds like it's party on the deck lol~ Number 23...okay then let's not follow the rules of the pool hehe~ number 26 what did they to the person...haha~ Number 32 sounds so High-Tech!~ hah~ Number 43 what kind of palce is that...dang lol~ That must be some sort of a one of kind emergency! haha~ Number 58 well that's one way to make the people who can't afford to go away...so mean haha~ Number 74 I'll be surprise if it did walk~ Number *7 that must be so Spicy if it's for the Brave only ooh~ lol~ Number 100 sounds something very rare hehe~ Number 112 what happened to the 1st, 2nd and 3rd rooms then?!~ Number 15 another rare delicacy fresh from the Pandemonium!~
Zori the degu 7 years ago
English is probably one of the easiest languages to learn, found in existence. How on Earth did those people manage to make such dreadful mistakes? I mean, Ok, you might misspell something (write "meet" instead of "meat", lets say), everyone does it from time to time. But to write "chicken murder" or "Paul is dead"...If I was that bad I'd hire a translator only to avoid the embarrassment that would follow if some confused foreigner asks me about the meaning of the stuffs written down.
Daria B 7 years ago
Maybe those people thought the same, English is easy, we can do that. Well, turns out obviously it's not as easy.
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Daria B 7 years ago
These are why AI is a loooooong long way from stealing jobs from the human translators.
DaisyAppreciation 7 years ago
One day long ago my dad went to an Chinese resteraunt and asked the waitress about an item on the menu called "eggplant in yummy sauce" when asked what was in the yummy sauce she drew a blank, saying only that it was very yummy. My dad ordered it anyway and was pleased to say it lived up to his name.
Noel Benavente 7 years ago
When Nicole Kidman's "To Die For" premiered in my country a theater showed in its billboard "El Cuatro de la Muerte" which translated is "The Four of Death" (For-Four)
David Cobb 7 years ago
Reminds me of a banker in South Texas who decided to have both English and Spanish holiday signs. He would ask his Latino secretary for the correct words and spelling. He did fine until she was on vacation and he had to ask one of the tellers how to say " WE WILL BE CLOSED JULY FORTH TO OBSERVE INDEPENDENCE DAY." He printed the reply 'ESTAREMOS CERRADOS EL JULIO CUARTO PARA OBSERVAR EL DECIMOSEXTO DE SEPTIEMBRE."
Landon th3May0 3 years ago
A ton of these are easily debunked by typos... But the ones that aren't are hilarious...
Felipe Gutiérrez Ureta 7 years ago
Yo creo que la #7 no está mal traducida... existe un término anglosajón "Dead Slow" que seria algo así como "Muy Lento"
Karen Wilson 7 years ago
Definitely it is the "ice cream in the a*s."! Though all were very entertaining!
Özden Arıkan 7 years ago
These are not 'translation' fails. These are all products of machine translation and only show that those businesses who use MT to cut off translation costs are doomed to fail themselves! True professionals work with professional translators and don't end up in such ridiculous places.
Robin Dayle 7 years ago
Manok ng ina mo. Manok=Chicken ng=of ina=mother mo=your Looks fine to me.
Autumn John 7 years ago
What?!?! Literally nothing to do with anything!!!
Load More Replies... John Kenneth Piliin 7 years ago
number 9 sounds like some sort of technique or poison haha~ Number 10 well it doesn't sound wrong haha~ Number 15...who would want to smell like that? hehe~ Number 18...sounds like it's party on the deck lol~ Number 23...okay then let's not follow the rules of the pool hehe~ number 26 what did they to the person...haha~ Number 32 sounds so High-Tech!~ hah~ Number 43 what kind of palce is that...dang lol~ That must be some sort of a one of kind emergency! haha~ Number 58 well that's one way to make the people who can't afford to go away...so mean haha~ Number 74 I'll be surprise if it did walk~ Number *7 that must be so Spicy if it's for the Brave only ooh~ lol~ Number 100 sounds something very rare hehe~ Number 112 what happened to the 1st, 2nd and 3rd rooms then?!~ Number 15 another rare delicacy fresh from the Pandemonium!~
Zori the degu 7 years ago
English is probably one of the easiest languages to learn, found in existence. How on Earth did those people manage to make such dreadful mistakes? I mean, Ok, you might misspell something (write "meet" instead of "meat", lets say), everyone does it from time to time. But to write "chicken murder" or "Paul is dead"...If I was that bad I'd hire a translator only to avoid the embarrassment that would follow if some confused foreigner asks me about the meaning of the stuffs written down.
Daria B 7 years ago
Maybe those people thought the same, English is easy, we can do that. Well, turns out obviously it's not as easy.
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