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The internet is a public place, which means (consider this a friendly PSA!) anything you post online could be met with a comment that outshines it and takes all the glory.

Chances are, it might even find its way to the Facebook page ‘Epic Top Comments 2.0,’ where the funniest, sharpest, and wittiest replies get their moment of fame. We’ve rounded up some of their top picks, so if you need inspiration for clever comebacks to leave on Bored Panda articles, just keep scrolling!

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    I wish I had even half the sharpness of these commenters who effortlessly win the internet with their replies! But if you’re like me and feeling a little daunted about landing a knockout joke, don’t worry—humor is a muscle that can be stretched. It just takes a little time, practice, and effort.

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This... this guy is real... I thought it was those net adds that always use the same people...

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fresh fruits, fresh veggies, yeah... that's easily gonna cost your first born

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    The Big Belly Comedy Club has some fantastic tips on how to be funnier—not on the stage, but in everyday conversations. The first step is finding your unique sense of humor. “In comedy, we call this finding your comedic voice,” says the club.

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    What does ‘finding your comedic voice’ mean exactly? Well, everyone has their own comedic style. You can tune into yours by noticing what makes you laugh and which funny thoughts pop into your mind. Maybe you’re naturally sarcastic, self-deprecating, or prefer to be uplifting. By becoming more aware of what you find funny, you can gradually start weaving it into your conversations and comments.

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    BrunoVI
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that Diesel was still known as Pete Moss. (Making a joke about Carboniferous-era geology isn't what makes me a geek; hating myself for the perpetuation of the myth that oil, as a "fossil" fuel, actually comes from fossils is.)

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    Remember to consider who you’re speaking to, too. “What makes your friends or colleagues laugh may not have the same effect on a different group of people,” says Big Belly Comedy Club. If you’re aiming for a funny comment, keep the context, the person who posted, and even the group in mind to nail the right tone.

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    Donkey boi
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick is, to leave the drink until the end. I've done this before.

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    For more inspiration, watch comedy shows, stand-up routines, and sitcoms. Pay attention to not just the jokes but also the timing, delivery, and wordplay. Try to incorporate some of these techniques into your own interactions, and spend time around people you find funny to pick up on what makes them shine.

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    Suzie
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now police can hack in and stop a car if it's deemed necessary.. no issue here don't do anything wrong you don't need to worry .. but why can parents have this or other halves !! " Oh your sneaking out are you .. I don't think so .. " beep

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more concerned about those radioactive presents by the fireplace. Looks like they're about to reach critical mass.

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    And don’t underestimate the power of memorizing and having a few jokes up your sleeve. “While canned jokes are not always funny,” Big Belly Comedy Club reminds us, “having a few well-timed and appropriate jokes can lighten the mood and bring laughter to social situations.”

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    Spidercat
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks gross but technically edible. Raw cow not so bad for the Humans. Raw pork and chicken on the other hand...not so good.

    George Costanza
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolutely how a prime rib roast should be served. And it isn't cooked on a grill.

    Bob Brooce
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonsense. That needs another 30 or 40 seconds. And more mashed potatoes.

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    Daya Meyer
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happens when the cook grabs a pan and introduces it to the steak: Steak - pan, pan - steak. That is enough cooking, hop onto the Plate!

    Tabitha
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not raw, just so rare it’s like it was just run through a warm room. Beats the hell out of overcooked well done dry shoe leather.

    Scott Rackley
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (yes I know that's rare prime rib, just how I like it, however to get in the spirit...) You can still see the marks where the jockey was hitting it

    ChugChug
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tartare steak is literally ground raw cow with spices and raw eggyolk. Served on a toast. Amazing with some Earl grey tea.

    moggie63
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want my steak to moo when I prod it with a fork. This looks like it would. Yummy.

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a perfectly cooked prime rib. It's SUPPOSED to be rare. Anything past medium rare on prime rib is drastically overcooked, but rare is the traditional cook on it. Cooked more than medium rare and it loses the flavor that makes it so 😋

    Shelly Graham
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you go from someone eating a rare piece of Prime Rib to them eating a cat!? I mean really it doesn't make any sense whatsoever! If you'd said chicken (but no one in their right mind eats chicken or pork that's not cooked to 165°F)

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    3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can still hear it mooing. (That's actually more likely out of an oven or a sous-vide bath than off a grill BTW. Neither of which was turned on.)

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually raw because fat is raw. You can serve a "bleu" beef but fat must be cooked.

    EJN
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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prime rib should be consumed rare and this looks perfect!

    Vernice Aure
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    2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The oven those potatoes were heating over wasn't lit either...

    Anthony Allen
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always said that I like my beef so that a good vet can bring it back to life. This is perfection.

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the stuff in the potatoes is pot and you eat them first, you won't care about the meat

    fan of phish
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a bit of horseradish sauce next to it and that’s the perfect dinner! I’m salivating rn

    Max Fox
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my steak blue, meaning it's as raw as that. However, the outside layer should be far crispier looking.

    Bryan Wright
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like under-grilled toast to me with a dollop of raspberry jam.

    Shirley Heyn
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more worried about that gollop of white c**p next to the meat . . . !

    London Paris
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not even remotely cooked, the blood is still clotting. Serve that to me and itsgoing back into the flames.

    beccabootie
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a wedding where the bride & groom were so proud of the raw prime rib served at the dinner. Most of the guests only cut away and ate the small amount of "done" meat around the edge and the rest went to the kitchen as garbage. I could not believe the waste, but the bride's family thought they had provided a high class meal. Maybe the kitchen folks ground it all up and made hamburger!!!!!!!

    Ron Man
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    3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Derek has no idea what Prime Rib is, or that you don't grill it. Poor dumb Derek. Not only has he never had one of the best cuts of beef possible, he's so ignorant of it that he's like a dog barking at sparklers.

    Talis
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what happens when he meets the "perfect steak" person.

    Beth Wheeler
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's not, that meat is RAW and not fit for human consumption!

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    "And here, my fellow gastronomers, we can see a picture of a VERY rare tuna steak!"

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    Now it’s time for practice—after all, theory will only get you so far. “Like any skill, developing your sense of humor requires practice. Look for opportunities to make others laugh, whether it’s through casual conversations, presentations, or social gatherings,” says the team at Big Belly. “The more you practice, the more comfortable and confident you will become in using humor.”

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    Don Golosso
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two tigers looking very concerned at what the cow dropped there...

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Essential criteria: 10 years of experience and 16 months old.

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    Moonie Pinkslip
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, and I'm a vegetarian. I'd be there cheering them on!! VEGAN KARENS!!!

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    That said, don’t overdo it. Trying too hard to turn every moment into a joke can backfire and come across as desperate. “Let humor arise naturally in conversations and use it as a way to connect with others, rather than as a performance to impress,” advises Big Belly Comedy Club.

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    Hopefully, with these tips, you’ll be on your way to becoming the wittiest friend—and maybe, just maybe, we’ll see your clever replies on the ‘Epic Top Comments 2.0’ page soon!

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked in a 100 yr old school. Took me a LONG time to swap out all the painted switch and outlet plates. My God people, it's a screwdriver, not a computer program. Paint the wall, by the time you get to the end the paint is dry enough to reattach the plates.

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold the tomato, all else is fair game. Unless it's a REALLY good tomato

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And whenever you reach into the drawer for a spoon without looking, it's always the one you get first.

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally sang along with that in my head.. lol

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    George Costanza
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the garbage shows my wife makes me watch this one irks me the most. Just terrible acting, terrible plots, terrible dialogue, ridiculous clown costumes. Just complete garbage.

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, maybe not. Depends on how well it’s tacked down to the stairs.

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    3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing as much hair as possible, everywhere else they can, seems to be a phenomenon that has been shared by many men who can’t grow hair on their heads since time immemorial. Look at old family pictures, or your parents’/grandparents’ old yearbooks. I guarantee there’s at least ONE relative or teacher in those pictures who looks like a cue ball on top and Chewbacca from the scalp down,

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the right looks like how the one on the left would look if it was dropped from a great height, and landed facedown.

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    Tabitha
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    3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now explain how the men who had two separate families their entire adult lives managed to keep everything and everyone straight?

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I looked this up and it's a thing :) So, what exactly is the “love button” at Cava? The love button is used to brighten people’s days. “We have this button on our cash register called the ‘love button,’” David Garcia, manager of the Huntsville Cava explained to CNBC. “Sometimes, we’ll use the button if we notice someone’s having a bad day, or if they forgot their wallet, or if we see a customer who’s always in our store. We try to use the button at least twice a day.”

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    Auntriarch
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last device that I actually understood the workings of was a treadle sewing machine.

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need for this. The Mythbusters proved that you can actually wear a tuxedo under your wetsuit and still emerge from the water perfectly pressed and ready to seduce and/or assassinate someone.

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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the same girls who think it's ok for them to go thru a guy's phone would accuse said guy of being controlling and abusive if he did the same to them.

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    3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Whith”. His spelling seems to be right on point.

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    3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah? What construction crew were you working for?

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    Suzie
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I'm not getting this it looks like a jail cell communal toilet

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