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The internet is a public place, which means (consider this a friendly PSA!) anything you post online could be met with a comment that outshines it and takes all the glory.

Chances are, it might even find its way to the Facebook page ‘Epic Top Comments 2.0,’ where the funniest, sharpest, and wittiest replies get their moment of fame. We’ve rounded up some of their top picks, so if you need inspiration for clever comebacks to leave on Bored Panda articles, just keep scrolling!

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    I wish I had even half the sharpness of these commenters who effortlessly win the internet with their replies! But if you’re like me and feeling a little daunted about landing a knockout joke, don’t worry—humor is a muscle that can be stretched. It just takes a little time, practice, and effort.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This... this guy is real... I thought it was those net adds that always use the same people...

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    Lost Panda
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fresh fruits, fresh veggies, yeah... that's easily gonna cost your first born

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    The Big Belly Comedy Club has some fantastic tips on how to be funnier—not on the stage, but in everyday conversations. The first step is finding your unique sense of humor. “In comedy, we call this finding your comedic voice,” says the club.

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    What does ‘finding your comedic voice’ mean exactly? Well, everyone has their own comedic style. You can tune into yours by noticing what makes you laugh and which funny thoughts pop into your mind. Maybe you’re naturally sarcastic, self-deprecating, or prefer to be uplifting. By becoming more aware of what you find funny, you can gradually start weaving it into your conversations and comments.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that Diesel was still known as Pete Moss. (Making a joke about Carboniferous-era geology isn't what makes me a geek; hating myself for the perpetuation of the myth that oil, as a "fossil" fuel, actually comes from fossils is.)

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    Remember to consider who you’re speaking to, too. “What makes your friends or colleagues laugh may not have the same effect on a different group of people,” says Big Belly Comedy Club. If you’re aiming for a funny comment, keep the context, the person who posted, and even the group in mind to nail the right tone.

    For more inspiration, watch comedy shows, stand-up routines, and sitcoms. Pay attention to not just the jokes but also the timing, delivery, and wordplay. Try to incorporate some of these techniques into your own interactions, and spend time around people you find funny to pick up on what makes them shine.

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    Suzie
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now police can hack in and stop a car if it's deemed necessary.. no issue here don't do anything wrong you don't need to worry .. but why can parents have this or other halves !! " Oh your sneaking out are you .. I don't think so .. " beep

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more concerned about those radioactive presents by the fireplace. Looks like they're about to reach critical mass.

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    And don’t underestimate the power of memorizing and having a few jokes up your sleeve. “While canned jokes are not always funny,” Big Belly Comedy Club reminds us, “having a few well-timed and appropriate jokes can lighten the mood and bring laughter to social situations.”

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks gross but technically edible. Raw cow not so bad for the Humans. Raw pork and chicken on the other hand...not so good.

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    Now it’s time for practice—after all, theory will only get you so far. “Like any skill, developing your sense of humor requires practice. Look for opportunities to make others laugh, whether it’s through casual conversations, presentations, or social gatherings,” says the team at Big Belly. “The more you practice, the more comfortable and confident you will become in using humor.”

    That said, don’t overdo it. Trying too hard to turn every moment into a joke can backfire and come across as desperate. “Let humor arise naturally in conversations and use it as a way to connect with others, rather than as a performance to impress,” advises Big Belly Comedy Club.

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    Hopefully, with these tips, you’ll be on your way to becoming the wittiest friend—and maybe, just maybe, we’ll see your clever replies on the ‘Epic Top Comments 2.0’ page soon!

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked in a 100 yr old school. Took me a LONG time to swap out all the painted switch and outlet plates. My God people, it's a screwdriver, not a computer program. Paint the wall, by the time you get to the end the paint is dry enough to reattach the plates.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And whenever you reach into the drawer for a spoon without looking, it's always the one you get first.

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    George Costanza
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the garbage shows my wife makes me watch this one irks me the most. Just terrible acting, terrible plots, terrible dialogue, ridiculous clown costumes. Just complete garbage.

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    Tabitha
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, maybe not. Depends on how well it’s tacked down to the stairs.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if the food is Indian, they've been doing it for yonks and they know how

    Emma B
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who thinks dal isn't tasty must have had a very sheltered life. Or just want to s**t talk about vegans because apparently that's cool rn

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor, sad little Shantanu, who doesn't know what taste is. Maybe just stay in Mummy's basement and let her slide your meals under the door, eh, Shantanu?

    Ron Man
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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently Shantanu has never heard of spice and never eaten Indian food.

    Victoria
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shantanu is probably Indian. Maybe he's saying this is too basic for Indian food. Dal Chawal is pretty basic TBH.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you're an omnivore, you're not eating meat exclusively. Why the hate on any foods without meat?

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do not need meat to have flavour. People who say s**t like this are uneducated clueless morons.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a vegetarian, I can cook much better food than that and not feel the need to be a t***t about it

    Kay
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GEEZUS people stop bashing food just because it doesn't contain meat. ESPECIALLY Indian food. This looks like tadka daal and trust me, one thing it doesn't lack is flavor. (Although if you ask me, I prefer daal makhani)

    Joe Reaves
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    India has fantastic vegetarian food - hardly surprising since Sikhs are vegetarian.

    deejak
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Onions, chili, herbs....no taste?? Looks quite tasty to this omnivore.

    George Costanza
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vegetarian food can have just as much or more taste than meat foods. Ask most of India.

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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask most of India as most of India is meat eaters.Because 80% of Indians are non vegetarians.Only 20% of India is pure vegetarians.What you see in hollywood is not essentially real

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you don't feel any compulsion to grieve for all of the insects killed to raise that rice and those beans?

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know potatoes scream when you remove them from their storage container and produce a sharp knife? I was told this in. my teens, and now, 86 at I still apologise to every potato I plan to cook.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a decent vegetable curry or a nice dhal. 10/10 would eat.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, not so grasshopper. Think of the people picking the rice, picking the herbs, picking the vegetables ... bent over all f*****g day in the blistering sun ... avoiding snakes, spiders, ticks, etc. Think again!

    Cory Kent
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not really that funny. Vegan and vegetarian meals have tons of taste.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like they be dishing out a whole serving of guilt to all of us...

    Nosirrow
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most infamous vegetarian, Hitler, killed his dog Blondie before he committed suicide.

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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I guess what we need to ask is, where's the beans?

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    Sue
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess all the people harvesting those veggies and getting paid slave wages don't count.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Farmers kill more animals to protects their pastoral farms than they do killing animals for meat on arable farms

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd definitely pick this over the rice with boiled chicken from the other photo.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a song from Doctor Bombay/MacDoo called Rice and Curry. Why do I feel that it applies here... XP

    Pamacious
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone seems to forget about the human labor involved: people who are often treated cruelly by employers.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been both a meat-eater and a vegetarian. While meat, esp. game meat, does add flavor, it's the herbs and spices that do the bulk of the work.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only umami taste, that is, but there are mushrooms for that

    Maisey Myles
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t the word vegetarian an old Native American word for bad hunter?

    Bay Bo
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about all the tears from the ppl who picked the rice, harvested the other veggies, n the poor delicious plants u killed?

    Regina Holt
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even plants were alive before being harvested for you to eat.

    Suzie
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we do background check on the wages and conditions of the rice / veg pickers ! I would just before you spout your pious drivel

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a fair point. No meat doesn't necessarily mean no tears and no cruelty. I know many people (many more than I ever realized) don't care about human suffering, but it doesn't happen in a vacuum and it affects all of us.

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    'VEGATARIUN'', Old North American name for 'P**S POOR HUNTER'

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry your gun is harder, stronger, more accurate than your peepee Mr fish 🙄

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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing as much hair as possible, everywhere else they can, seems to be a phenomenon that has been shared by many men who can’t grow hair on their heads since time immemorial. Look at old family pictures, or your parents’/grandparents’ old yearbooks. I guarantee there’s at least ONE relative or teacher in those pictures who looks like a cue ball on top and Chewbacca from the scalp down,

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the right looks like how the one on the left would look if it was dropped from a great height, and landed facedown.

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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now explain how the men who had two separate families their entire adult lives managed to keep everything and everyone straight?

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I looked this up and it's a thing :) So, what exactly is the “love button” at Cava? The love button is used to brighten people’s days. “We have this button on our cash register called the ‘love button,’” David Garcia, manager of the Huntsville Cava explained to CNBC. “Sometimes, we’ll use the button if we notice someone’s having a bad day, or if they forgot their wallet, or if we see a customer who’s always in our store. We try to use the button at least twice a day.”

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last device that I actually understood the workings of was a treadle sewing machine.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need for this. The Mythbusters proved that you can actually wear a tuxedo under your wetsuit and still emerge from the water perfectly pressed and ready to seduce and/or assassinate someone.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the same girls who think it's ok for them to go thru a guy's phone would accuse said guy of being controlling and abusive if he did the same to them.

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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Whith”. His spelling seems to be right on point.

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