100% I would watch this!

That is an awesome plan

I did not see it going there.. I was thinking swap places so they all return the right car to right place, but they all insist they are the same person who left with it.

I promise gracelynns mom has a live laugh love sign.

Why would every woman fear late marriage? There's plenty who would applaud being able to marry at an age of their choosing instead of quite young. Then there's plenty who don't want to marry at all. I'll stick to checking for snakes, thank you.

Tf? We suddenly started playing Fallout when I wasn’t looking? Where’s my adorable canine companion and my power armour dammit!

Poor Brian. But I'm thinking maybe he deserved it?

I do this

He does tho-

Gordon Ramsey does both. At once.

If you're really desperate, and the "one last drink before you go?" didn't work, leave the room and change into nightwear and return to the room and say "oh well, we're off to bed now."

In an already slightly moldy tub of yoghurt, sitting in the back of the fridge. But in view, only half obscured by a vaguely orange tupperware with some cheese and half a tomato in it, and maybe an almost empty jar of pickles. Stick your hand in there, agent Smith.

This actually happened to me, but the FBI did find my flash drive. I'm currently writing this from my prison cell. Pro tip: Don't hide a flash drive in the freezer, it was the first place they checked.

Inside a tampax box. That's how I hid things from my brothers as a teenager.

Probably in my stoma bag.

Congratulations you just helped the FBI find your USB drive.

Given the state of our FBI, hiding it in plain sight would do the trick.

Plug it into the computer. I am the only person in my house that can find it there.

Right next to the laptop. That's where I put mine and it takes days for me to find it.

Unscrew the mop handle; place the USB there, screw it back on. Toss it in the utility closet. (I have more ideas; send ca$$$$h, FBI).

As long as it's in the pocket of a white dude it's prob safe.

unscrew an outlet and put in there

Going with logic, you could locate it with a metal detector or xray as well as obviously physically finding it. So you'd want to hide it either somewhere that's never going to be searched (unlikely) or somewhere that it's not going to be noticed. So something with metal and circuit boards to disguise it. Ideally something that may fly under their radar. Assuming you're the sort with sex toys a Vibrator seems ideal. Take the USB casing off, open the vibrator up and place the USB circuit board in where the vibrator circuit board goes. Reseal the vibrator. Splash some lube on the toy (or something else sticky) drop it on the bed with a couple other toys and meet the FBI agents in your underwear when they knock on the door. Oh, and don't forget to completely destroy the USB casing, assuming it's plastic like most just melt it or burn it or flush it down the loo.

Battery slot for a smile detector

After watching so many crime shows and horror movies, I can only imagine that someone would decide to swallow the evidence or shove it up the other way. Either way, it would require an xray to locate.

How about the litterbox? At least the box of litter.

Same place I keep the coins... I've already said too much.

I’d tape it to the top of the pipe in that hole in the toilet… don’t know if I want it back.

Easy! At the bottom of the tampon box. The guys would be ewwww. Hope there are no women in the raid.

Wrapped in plastic, secured inside a used period pad stuffed about midway down a bathroom trashcan as it is been a day or two.

20 years ago I would have just said in one of the 500 plastic containers my mother kept in the pantry "just in case". Took me two months to get it emptied, and I never realized how much space was in there until I finished. Can you see those big, strong FBI agents taking the lid off every single container to see if there's something taped inside one? I can't!

In the curtain rod of course

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