Sending this to everyone who complains of my nonparticipation in Facebook.

nicely done

I think i know that hair from somewhere...

Found it! :) You will need time, 2 lawyers, a policeman and a choice between papers and worker :D

Need to add more than one pound to get him to work.

and please note...no women...

I don't put on masks for a reason ... Having a fake face will only fetch me fake friends ... But I do understand that some people have to put it , it's not a choice for everyone ...

This one is exaggerated. Literature will always be there in its various forms and mediums.

This could also be a true representation of all the money that the state earns from taxes on tobacco. I'm my country the tax is super high, which means that even with huge expenses to healthcare due to smoking, the state would be kind of f****d if everyone quit smoking :-/

this one is devastating...

So far, all of these are good !

unfortunately I have to do this, as I broke my leg.

Rising energy bills

Red tape holding women down while the men fly free

There's always that one question in a test where your brain's just like "Nope! Can't do it. I'm out. Bye."

Actually, some breakfast cereals contain more sugar (and many have more energy per same mass) than many typical winegums, liquorice products and the like...

You are what you eat

the new Prozac

But what the point of a corkscrew if you don't have the bottle? That's not happiness to me :D

I do wish life was full of turtle cars!

Over controlling parents? ?

Im normally the sardine at the bottom of the tin that tries to get eaten but is too greasy because its been sitting in sardine juice for an hour

This hits me where it hurts; I just got laid off today.

Yes, people are meat. That does not mean cannibalism is ok. It is not. It is bad. Got it?

America.

While it's true that a contract may limit your freedom to the point of actual depression, a contract can also really protect your worker's rights. It's not always a bad thing. It depends.

First Swiss Army smartphone

Beer makes everyone more attractive!

When I first saw this, I don't notice the the words BANK scrawled against the side

yeah but it work in both ways

what's the difference with people with newspaper or book?

not surprised that liberty is not feeling well.

What's wrong with being single?

He should really get that looked at...

I would prefer a trap door! Scrooge McDuck had it for people who asked him for money!

Like shopping carts at some stores. Put in the quarter, use it, put it back.

The daily dose

I think this one represents paying rent, we all know that is a huge waste of money. Paying a mortgage on a home is an investment, when you sell you get your money back and more...this picture is shredding money, meaning it's not coming back to you in a usable fashion.

As a European, 17kg of weight is the weight of a child.... Sorry, I had to.

Not even a teaspoon of good boss?

That guy's an achiever.

Office work shouldn't be outsourced

Surfing the internet. Eheheh. Nice.

THAT'S WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF DON'T HAVE ALLIED COUNTRY!

Click baits

Media has homogenized the traits needed to become famous in tabloids.

I so wish this wasn't true. Donate people you can afford it.

Using money to cover up your lies and bad breath (uncouth, ill mannered, uncivilized)?

Bottled up anger

Trolling

Statistics don't lie but statisticians do

Sad

i didn't get it until i saw it was the africa map

Sunburning.

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

Global warming.

This would actually be an interesting design.

my wife is a nurse i can relate to this!