I kind of consumed my twin sister before we were born, so I am technically a twin but not. Anyway, I looked so much like the twins in my class that there was a rumor going around that I was their triplet who was adopted. At some point people found out I consumed my twin, so I decided to act like I never consumed her and I made a whole fake identity and they believed me (or should I say, her). Also did that so people could stop saying I was a triplet because it was so annoying.

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My university dorm (co-ed) was very old and had 12” thick walls. I, and a few others, needed to put the men’s RA in his place (too long a story as to why). We taped plastic wrap across his doorway from floor to 6” from the top. It took four 50 gallon bags of styrofoam ‘peanut’ packing to fill the space (remember, 12” walls). We waited an hour for him to come out. You can guess what happened first. Then, in his surprise (anger?) ran at us forgetting that something was keeping the styrofoam in.

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I forgot, the RA is my brother.

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