And you do it so well.

Looks just like Morwyn. She, however, waits until I get up, then takes my place, then gloats about it. And, if I dare try to move her, she pulls the dead weight on me and I can barely pick her up. Oh, then she bites me.

My one dog has 3 parts to her day. Morning = Sleeping. Afternoon = Napping. Evening = Relaxing.

Just like me.

By climbing on my chest, making it more difficult to watch the game. Claws inserted into shoulders to make it almost impossible to move you.

I solved that problem. Buy a chair from the thrift store. Tell the dog, No. Dog then sits in the chair that you actually bought just for them.

Not one fking bit little guy

Technically they were mine.

Corgis are all heart!

Me either!

Except when jumping on your lap.

Were that world leaders would follow suit.

You are just saying that. You enjoyed knocking my medicine bottle on the floor and using it as a soccer ball and knocking it under the couch.

Alright, alright, alright. Sorry folks, I couldn't resist.

I add to them, by ignoring you, and following you into the bathroom every single time.

Not sure how they accomplish this, but it's so true...

Is it judging or has the clothing been…….eaten?

I had an end of life dog that looked like this... Simon. RIP little man.

Poor little pugs would never dream of walking I think. Maybe dreaming of having tiny cars of their own.

But Ewoks are so damn cute! But you are cute, too!

Welcome to the club!

In human's case, it is just laughable. You are always adorable.

So I try to join them, at any cost.

Sounds like a fair deal to me

Awwww. Are you sure that it isn't because you saw that I bought your favorite treats?

I need to try this.

Lol! That’s why I had four dogs following me to the loo this morning.

And I love your kisses!

In Scotland. Who needs a phone anyway?

The same.