I need it.

perfect gift for that one preschooler you just hate

Dang that really foils my plans!

This one is kinda cute, really. And very 80s.

This is my cat whenever I walk by him

No thank you. I don't want to sit on Jesus!

How to keep vampires away

Kermy noooo

I love how the earrings are just pierced through the side of her head. Yup. That's what I'm going to focus on. The earrings. Nothing below the earrings to see. Nope, not a thing.

Another actor. Lost to drugs. So. Dang. Sad. There is some crack in my boot

I want this

I have so many questions...

So many pre-80s Christian albums and their creepy double meanings...

This is actually from a Guam myth, a fisherman finds a small statue of mary and gives her to the church and when a random guy starts to clean her she bleeds, so they call the fisherman to clean her and she doesn't bleed anymore. (sorry if this is incorrect, it's been awhile since I've read it)

Ahh, yes those "heartfelt stories" 2020 so desperately needed...

But.....RON PERLMAN!!!!!........

Just why?

Is this dollhouse furniture or life sized? I kinda need to know so I can properly scale my horror.

"wheres the beef?" was a thing wendys used to have commercials for and their catchphrase and stuff because on most burgers the meat patty was smaller than the bun so their thing was that they had square patties so you could always see the beef sticking out of the bun. (i know some of you will already know this but for those of u that dont theres a random fact)

OH GOD (pun not intended)

Could be played by a young William Devane(70s actor)

I've been to a restaurant where the walls are just covered in terrible paintings like this.

He looks like my ex-brother-in-law.

Wow...I don't know what to say

Nice Obi-Wan

Looks like Willem Dafoe

Oh My God

NOPE!!!!!!!

what have they done to him

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM 😳

beautiful depiction of our Savior.

Crack, it's a hellva drug.

😂😂😂😂😂

There is no way I was made in his image!!

Skater Jesus says he's too hip to care that you're judging him for wearing earrings

uh...

w h y

... Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy???

It's Leo'clock.

It's good to advertise?

Unfortunately this is realty for many in the USA. Sub primes have made so many homeless. Covid 19 lost of jobs, medical care, bills, have driven many to live in their car or whatever. So sad that such a great country can't look after it's citizens who are in dire straits.

Jesus on the bottom just judging who ever gets this

Bottom left isn't really all that bad. ~~ Bottom middle looks like he just farted in a packed car and he's the one controlling the windows.

Oh, I love the weird things pharma reps give out!!

When you see someone you really don’t like but you have to smile anyway

If you drink whiskey from this, you're doing mugshots.

give them to me they're uhh.... for uhhh... friend definitely not me.... *lies in ogre*

It's nowhere near as good as Christian Gangsta Rap.

I sense strong Golden Girls vibes here...

I really don't see any kind of connection between the biblical Jesus and Trump. He is the antithesis of his teachings.

Now that's the one you want to avoid wearing when meeting your significant other's parents for the first time....

I feel bad for the cats harmed in this

A shirt for modern times.

My cholesterol is going up just looking at this.

First it's the nude and creepy aliens, then it was some nude man, now it's this! someone save us