"We were a little disappointed by the lack of a stairlift," said Frank. "Since my wife Betty and I were bisected in a train-spotting accident five years ago we've found it difficult to obtain suitable holiday accomodation. But these highly-polished banisters are terrific - we just slide right down!" He added that going upstairs was more of a challenge.

Tessa was not particularly surprised to learn that her DNA profile from ancestry.com was 5% giraffe

Ready for the pulp fiction dance?

I diagnose you with no bone.

Bezos' kids in space playing on their space island

Seamless

Sometimes you only work the portion of the picture that's being used leaving the rest untouched. I do it all the time

Looks like the Asos pic just before