Typical Bored Panda user in a nutshell.

Us women have our priorities straight

*watches netflix* *thinks about responsibilities* *watches netflix stressfully*

no, it's actually even worse

I don't trust "normal people"

I also have two moods: Hungry and Not Hungry

Why is it a woman problem?

I always say I'm going to start a new diet on Monday ... still waiting for Monday lol

Me, when speaking to the guy I like

That's good! I don't even bother standing up. I just cover my ears with my pillows, sheets, whatever.

Strawberries are awesome!

I can relate to this. I have chronic bronchitis and I used to get teased a lot for my excessive coughing. Those kids will never know what it feels like to have such a thing.

i can relate....

My neck, my back, my Netflix and my snacks!

I thought I was the only one!

No donuts? :-(

Netflix until next round ;)

or barefoot...

Sometimes.... Nothing really needs to even happen.... A random thought can be enough.

Chub Rub

Us Asians: Stays in the sun for 5 mins.... OMG! I'm starting to tan! Must never forget sunblock, ever!

Kitty breath! I dunno but I like how disgusting it is! XD

But you must admit it looks raunchy...unfortunately, baby butt smooth skin comes with baby face smooth looks.

... while snacking on chips or ice cream

I really cannot understand why people wear cutesy/sexy costumes on Halloween. If one decides to be sexy, the costume must be of a succubus. I thought one needs to dress up like a hag or whatever scary, creepy, macabre costume is available. As noted in Wikipedia, Halloween is dedicated to remembering the dead, including saints (hallows), martyrs, and all the faithful departed so I cannot really understand why girls should dress sexily or beautifully as Halloween is not AnimeExpo nor a cosplay convention.

Sunglasses is a powerful weapon

You are my beloved potato...

Reminds me of the devil on the left shoulder and the angel on the right shoulder...

Haha )))

I usually watch the bad auditions to make myself feel better for singing like a banshee

get it, girl!!