Darn it, I missed it. A while back, my partner and I came across a burlap wall hanging in a thrift store that said "Wild and Free" in cursive. It was shaped like a pendant with a dowel running through the top, and had tassels along the bottom. Very, uh, country chic aesthetic. We stood there and joked about how awful it was, until he said that the only positive use it could have as a design element would be as a loin cloth. So I snuck around behind his back and bought it. I replaced the dowel with a rope and gave it to him for his birthday.