Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
Despite being so normalized, the eight-hour workday still covers a lot of time. Some folks, if not constantly supervised, will find their own ways to get stuff done in this time span that are not at all related to work.
Employees shared the brashest, most clever, and most hilarious things they or someone they know did on the job and got away with, all while pretending to work. People gave examples ranging from overlooking a shoplifter all the way to full-blown visits to the gym. So if you are reading this at work, you are in good company, get comfortable, upvote your favorite examples, and comment your thoughts below.
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I used to work in Tesco and my manager was an absolute legend. End of shift he would tell us to help ourselves to anything that was out of or just about to go out of date. Anything that was left (which was a lot) he would take with him and hand it out to the homeless.
His attitude to the upper management was “f**k them, none of us get paid enough to give a f**k”.
RIP big John……
This should be standard practice. Food waste is wrong on so many levels. I wish there were more people like John.
There are more people like John. Food waste here doesn't exist. What can go to the homeless, does. What they reject goes to friends. What friends reject goes to animal feed. What is unsuitable even for animals goes into compost for plants.
Load More Replies...For a while, I volunteered at my County’s food bank. Five days a week, the food bank goes out to the grocery stores, and picks up expired or almost expired food. The food bank gets two truckloads on a daily basis.
If I get sent to a shoplifting where the person is lifting one single sandwich or a pregnancy test or something like that I make it go away by helping the person “find” a couple quid in their pocket to pay for it and writing the call off as a misunderstanding.
I did that years ago for people shoplifting baby formula, a cheap package of bologna, etc. Not so much the ones trying to steal hair color
How DARE you deny the VITAL hair color!!! /s
Load More Replies...I used to have to shoplift diapers and formula. It was terrifying. I would just put the biggest box of diapers under the cart and nonchalantly go out lawn and garden at walmart. That's the only time I ever stole.
Sounds like you’re a police officer. If so, you should be made chief…and then commissioner.
20th-century workers often had to deal with workloads even higher than ours. Ten and nine-hour days were standard in many factories. Workers and unions would often strike over it, demanding fewer hours, but it wasn’t until 1914 that major companies started to decrease the length of the workday. Henry Ford, the most unlikely ally to workers, was instrumental in this time span becoming standardized.
Two years later, the Adamson Act saw a Federally mandated workday length specifically for railway workers. Once this precedent had been set, it became more normal, all the way up to this day. We still use “a 9 to 5” as a quick way to refer to any given workday, despite the fact that remote workers have very mixed schedules and service workers tend to have other kinds of shifts.
Everyone thinks I’m being helpful and cleaning up when I carry the pallets outside…nah, I’m fussing the cat that lives out there.
I'm sticking googly eyes on everything. Plant pots, monitors, the tea tin, the milk. Everything. I do it openly, I don't hide it, and yet no one has noticed it's me. Just constant "where are the googly eyes coming from?" when suddenly there's one on the outside of someone's lunch box in the fridge. I started an entire year ago and convinced the cleaner not to pick them off.
if you go out in public, take on a saftey west and helmet, you can get away with even mote stuff that way....
This HiVis vest makes you invisible for most people, indeed.
Load More Replies...It sound fun, but very unsustainable due to all that plastic. I don't know how to feel about this. *goes off to invent eco googly eyes*
On site plumber on a very large industrial site. I keep all the scrap organise it and weigh it in every 3 months. Make around £200-300 each time. No one’s knows been doing this for at least 5 years now. My way of sticking it to the man and also helping out the planet slightly.
Unfortunately, this is often not allowed. Dishonest workers will sometimes cut up perfectly good material so that they can simply scrap it. A huge waste of material and money, and a huge burden on the contractor, client, and, by extension, the rest of us. I've seen it happen and heard from people who openly admit to doing it. Greed and dishonesty suck.
I worked landscaping ages ago and when we'd be working in upscale new construction neighborhoods, I'd always check those construction dumpsters. One house was being trimmed in copper. Copper gutters, copper roof pieces, the works. Man, that dumpster was the motherlode right there. Back then it was around .50 cents a pound. Would also get wood scraps. Carpenters throw away such good stuff. A 10' 2x4 that is split on the end? Ok, cut off 2 feet and now you have a perfectly good 8' 2x4.
I make sure stuff I find laying around on the street or whatever gets recycled but I wonder what this gentleman's hourly wage for this works out to.
Don't you have recycling places in your country? Must be outside of the USA as you use the L$$.🤨
I thought everyone did that. Any scrap aluminium, copper, brass, bronze, lead always ends up at the scrap dealer. Not so with steel because the scrap dealers don't take quantities less than a ton.
Modern managers, despite their best efforts, need to realize that just because a workday is eight hours, doesn’t mean an employee will actually spend every last second working. This is not to say that they aren’t productive, but some organizational research suggests that office workers might spend as little as half their time directly engaged in doing tasks.
Walking my dog.
On my at home days I take my dogs out up to 2 hours to the fields and the woods. I manage to get good signal, so I’ve replied to messages, and emails whilst sat on a log watching them eat mud.
So... that is still working though. Win - win. As long as the job get done, I see no problem.
You are clearly not a corporate, micromanaging, mid level manager with a complex
Load More Replies...This is the benefit of working from home. You don't need to sit in the office and stare at your nails for 45 minutes; you can put in a load of laundry, walk the dog, get dinner started....
I constantly turn a blind eye to shoplifting because I can’t possibly justify humiliating or punishing someone for having little to no choice but to steal something they need ( band aids, tampons, etc) that they obviously can’t afford
People here don't steal something they need and can't afford. They steal expensive perfume, clothing, kids steal sweets, dads steal DIY ... piano stools.
In that case IMO it is justified to stop the shoplifter.
Load More Replies...If you saw someone shoplift food or an emergency item like tampons/pads/bandages.... no you didn't
Problem is, if they can afford it fine but want free stuff
Load More Replies...Thing is, it's safer to not intervene. In many, well.. pretty much every place in Canada we're not supposed to stop people because it's common for the thieves to put up a fight. Plus, our laws state no one has actually stolen anything until they have left the store doors. Someone can put an item in their pocket or purse and the store staff cannot accuse them of shoplifting, by law. You'll still be watched like a hawk, but there's really nothing law enforcement can do until you've gone out the door without paying for it.
That's true most places I have worked in the US. Target, BRU, Family dollar- they basically tell you to enforce "super customer service" and you can say "would you like to pay for that?" But can get fired for stopping people or accusing them
Load More Replies...Stealing means that the prices in the stores will go up even more than they do.
Not necessarily - most smart places have built in contingency fees for stock damage, etc. 1 box of tampons is not going to raise the prices.
Load More Replies...Shopping is a nightmare w prices so high. I know gouging is going on w stores/ vendors
The same should go for those who don't shoplift because they can't afford the item, but are doing it as a thrill-seeking behavior (like Winona Ryder, for instance). These people shouldn't be humiliated or punished either but put on Ritalin or Adderall (like what was done for Winona Ryder, for instance).
Let me tell you the sad story of how I was caught shoplifting and how I got away (Yes, they eventually put me on Ritalin but not until I was 42 y.o.). It was on September 5th, 1972, and some of you will recognize that date. They caught me stealing something of diminutive value (I don't remember what; stick of gum, maybe). They held me while deciding what to do (call the cops, call my parents?). There was a radio playing on the counter, and just then the programming was interrupted with breaking news: at the Munich Olympic Games (which was just down the street from us in Salzburg) two members of the Israeli Olympic team were killed by terrorists and nine taken hostage; they, too, were eventually massacred during the next day. The shopkeepers were dismayed and forgot all about me. But I remember that radio announcement to this day.
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I join every zoom meeting a few minutes late to avoid the awkward small talk
We make awkward small talk because it's better than awkward silence while we wait for people to join the meeting. You're just making it worse for the rest of us.
We have an agreement here that everyone just waits for the last person or 5 minutes (whichever comes first) with cameras and microphones off. Then the host just greets everyone and starts. It’s wonderful!
Load More Replies...Another option is to join, but just stay muted until the meeting starts. Like, just wave when you log on, and then get back to doing whatever it is you're doing in the meantime. That way you don't show up late making other people have to endure small talk while waiting for people to join.
I hated these zoom meetings. It was always 5 to 10 minutes late getting started because half the people struggled to connect to them. So, I just took my sweet time. Usually it was about some new project that I would get information for later or something the management had issues with that really weren't our issues to deal with.
As much as it might annoy higher-ups, even a productive worker needs to take little breaks to wind down. Just checking one’s email or taking a five-minute walk can help the brain reset and actually make the employee more productive in the long run. Some in this list have mentioned going to the gym, which is time-consuming but could be a great stress reliever if done correctly. But it seems that most managers aren't ready to have that conversation yet.
My wages have been wrong for the past 6 years I'm supposed to be on a lower wage band instead I've been getting £167 more every week for the past 6 years!! Woop woop
When I read this it makes me wonder if this person hasn’t gotten a raise in 6 years, and if so, why?
I'm in the U.S. ...and asking what this "raise" is that I keep hearing about...
Load More Replies...Won't it be fun when they realize their mistake and you have to pay all of it back!
A friend had this happen so he reported it to payroll and HR every month Kept getting the we'll look into it run around. Put the extra into a separate account. At the end of year he was terminated for wage theft. He didn't document his reporting. There was a GLITCH in the system... so they fixed the glitch - Office Space.
Don't tell. And if they find out, you just thought you got a well-deserved raise they forgot to tell you about.
I leave an hour early every day - as does my manager. If they can’t be arsed, why should I?
And get paid for it? I hope so, because if they haven't noticed you already they can probably afford it.
Where I worked it was 8-4:30PM We had an early shift that did 6-3:30PM. Admin knew of this shift but could not comprehend it. They were always forcing managers to write those people up for leaving early. One crazy woman I worked started coming in on days off & sitting in the parking lot. She kept a running list of all times the bosses got to work & when they left. Even if they never showed for work. The next time she got wrote up, she asked to go see the director. She laid out her list right in front of her. These are the a-sholes that work for you who don't seem to understand time. The early shift gets written for leaving early after working 8 hours but many of your people are only 5 or 6 hours a day. If they show up at all.
It depends. One at the company I work for does this for his kids (driving them to sports or something), and works one hour late in the evening. At this company it is not strange to be at the office only a couple of hours a day, if your job is not deeply involved in production processes which requires pressing buttons of machinery or quality control of the products. It is sort of expected from administrative roles to be present on 3 days of a week, at least half a day. For the rest it is your own responsibility to be reachable for colleagues and getting your work and communication done.
Three times a week, on my WFH days, I go to the gym mid-day. I couple these sessions with lunch - because I've noticed lunch time varies for everyone in my company from 12:00 to 14:30ish, so it gets quiet. This gives me enough time to go to the gym, workout, get back home and then have a quick pre-made lunch.
Honestly because of this I am also much more productive - I come back relaxed, energized and I feel that dividing my day in two distinct parts is more manageable. Also my workouts have benefited, I go the gym at my peak and I'm no longer tired and cranky and this translates into my performance. There's also less slacking off cause I know I'm on the clock. And with the workout out of the way, I can enjoy evenings more - without having to wake up at the crack of dawn and go to the gym then.
I used to do this, I was on flextime, and could work late. I went to the gym every lunch, went home and walked my dog, ate, got back within 3 hours. It is awesome, and reduces SAD to nothing in the winter(midwinter has 7 hours sunlight here so dark outside coming and going to work).
I work from home and a lot of days I take a nap during my lunch break. I've been struggling with a health condition that leaves me exhausted all the time, so this is a great solution. After I've napped mid-day I'm more productive in the afternoon, since I'm not so tired. In general I'm much more productive working from home than I ever was when I had to go to an office.
Somehow: if you are more productive in your work performance afterwards, what is the issue? Even your company benefits...
I used to do the same thing back in the eighties, only I went to the Seattle library and practiced the piano. Very rejuvenating.
When I worked from home at lunch I would quickly change into my swimsuit, clock out then drive the 3 miles to the pool where I'm a member and swim for about 45 minutes. Dash home, clock in and change clothes. When it was too cold or the pool was closed I did the same thing only I took my kayak out or walked the nature trails. I wish I was work from home again.
And it’s important to remember that not all work is created equal. Many jobs burden people with unnecessary busy work, perhaps to create the appearance of productivity, even when all it does is tire people out without any benefits. Business analysts believe that in many companies, up to 40% of work is really just busy work that could be delegated or left until later.
I wrote a novel during my probation period at the most recent job.
Watch it....one company I worked for decided that any creative projects worked on or completed during work hours on company computers were IP of the business.
Many people write books while at work. I did. But this is the first I've heard of someone doing it in their probation period.
I use my Monday morning to clean my house and do my laundry. On a Tuesday mid morning I go do my weekly shop. On a Friday I take a nice long lunch break. Then throughout the week I like to watch YouTube or TV shows while I’m working. I’ll also do home admin stuff during the week as well if needed. I’m meant to work hybrid but gradually reduced the days I went into the office, no one said anything so now I WFH full time.
The key to getting away with it is hitting deadlines, making sure you don’t miss meetings and being helpful if someone messages you. All the ‘being away’ goes very much unnoticed and no one really cares. Also use the, my internet dropped out excuse sparingly when you’re late to reply.
I used to work for a call centre. In the office going on the internet was forbidden. Once I worked from home I was able to use my own laptop, set up anywhere I want, and that was usually in my living room, in front of my TV. My laptop was not monitored (thankfully) and I got to browse the internet and found a way to listen to music and youtube videos with on earphone in and listen to the people on another earphone set. I was also job searching while working. Ha! There was even a day I had a glass of wine. 4/10 wouldn't recommend guzzling. Having to read scripts without sounding tipsy was... interesting hahaha. I had 0 f***s to give for that company. I've got a completely different job now.
Why look for work when you already have the perfect job?
Load More Replies...Isn't the point of wfh/4 day week to keep the same production level, just spend less times. This goes to show how well it can work.
High five! I think it is absolutely key to always be available during what the office considers working time. Most of my job as a manager is knowing where to find an answer for anyone that needs it. Sure, I do schedules, train and hire, handle tough people, maintain policies and procedures, yada yada… The point is that I can talk anyone on my team through anything they need to do over a teams call because I have sat in their chair for thousands of hours and I know our systems. It was so much more efficient for me during the pandemic. I could do house stuff during the day while multitasking calls and then use the evening for focus time because no one would interrupt me. I often had everything (house and work related) done by Thursday afternoon, which meant that all I had to do was answer the phone for the rest of the week. It felt like a three day weekend every weekend. No way that ever happens working full time in the office
I'm in the office 3 days a week. Because home working is so widespread now, I'd say 75% of the time there's nobody in who I have anything to do with. So I've realised nobody is aware what time I leave. I've started leaving at like 4:15. It's great.
I work in an IT adjacent section of my company. We were full work from home for covid, which was the best thing ever for my career; I got so much more work done without people stopping by every 5 seconds to ask questions that have literally no benefit to anything (kind of like technical small talk). Now that I have a new bosses boss, I have to come back in to the office. Thing is, roughly 80% of my work is with departments in other states/countries. There is LITERALLY no reason for me to be in the office except that the new boss "doesnt like using messenger". So 1920s Andy is the only reason I am in the office. My dogs are plotting their revenge.
Of course, for every worker just doing their own thing while on the clock, there is a manager making time and effort to self-sabotage by overloading their best employees and just creating difficulties. If you want to hear more about one such case, Bored Panda has got you covered, check out our article on a woman who ended up maliciously complying with her manager's demand to “do more.”
We went fully remote over covid. I get a solid 3 hours of work done a day. The rest of the time is side project, gaming, browsing the web, etc.
I stopped feeling guilty ages ago as I get FAR more done now than I ever did in the office and get a ton of praise for it so everyone wins.
The amount of time spent just gossiping and playing around on "office days" at my last WFH job made it clear to me that working at home is far more productive. No, Becky, I don't care where you and your husband had dinner out last weekend or what you had or how much it cost.
And bosses seem to think we are more productive IN the office, under their watchful eye. Hmm.
Many of them are control-freaks who have the attitude that if they can see butts in seats, that means that people are being productive. There are certain people who probably do need more micromanagement, but not everyone. I say there's nothing wrong with how this person is managing their work life if their productivity is up and everyone is happy. Sometimes I wonder about getting a job where I can WFH. I do like my job though, but since it involves testing chemical products, it's not possible to lab work from home. I guess one advantage is that there is a good work/life boundary. No one bothers me on my days off unless it is an emergency (like most of the shift is out sick). And I am an hourly employee, so I get paid overtime for that.
Load More Replies...I did literally no work during online school and got away with it. I spent my days reading and playing online games. Felt good TBH
I once had a temporary agency warehouse job. I reported to all the right people but wasnt on anyones list. I still got paid. I spent the next 6 months wandering around with an empty cardboard box doing bugger all & still getting paid!
I would have gotten bored very quickly. I don't like being too busy, but I also hate having nothing to do.
For me in that situation, I would have been doing some organizing or cleaning. Weird but I enjoy that type of work and no one else ever has the time to do it. So it's still a helpful thing for the employer but I get paid to do what I want instead of what Im hired for
Load More Replies...The managers and other employees all chip in $2/hr each to watch this guy wander around aimlessly thinking he's getting away with something just for an occasional laugh.
Using cleaning chemicals to actually perform my job properly, despite being a water only job. Like f**k are you getting grease and grime off a floor with just hot water.
£5 bottle of 5L degreaser, makes a 1 hour job 20 mins.
Any manager who specifies water only for cleaning deserves to be fired - immediately. There are good cleaning chemicals now that don't smell. It's not like in the old days when ammonia and bleach used to stink. Actually, just rat the manager out to the correct health authorities and they will get fired.
No. Don't judge before knowing the reason for this rule. Deviating without knowledge is risking other people's health or causes damage to other peple's property
Load More Replies...Lol - same here.I worked in a nursing home for elderly people. Was told to do the floors in the bathroom /shower with water only. Preferably cold. Because chemicals were supposed to be bad for the tiling. And second, the warm water was supposed to leave more stripes than cold. So one day, I was cleaning the floors and got called in, because they had seen from on the floor. Just said : you expect the elderly to wash with cold water only and no shampoo and soap... of course it will foam up when my water hits that residue. ( and the soap I was secretly using, was not helping either)
Good fir you. I wks in an office and they never used decent cleaners in restrooms
Hot water? I worked at a place that made us clean with cold water only
OP left out the reason why only water should be used and what is supposed to be cleaned. There a several good reasons for this rule. Before tampering with things like that, communicate and weigh out the risks. You might damage somebodies health or property by using a not certified degreaser. Btw, water and a microfibre cloth does many jobs pretty neat with satisfactory results.
Very rare, but sometimes, I get my full breaks. Cries in NHS.
NHS in Britain is a pain. The competent get overwhelmed and the incompetent get to stand around and chat with their friends for seven hours a day. Eventually the competent give up, become creatively incompetent, and a new batch of people gets overwhelmed.
Sounds exactly like the U.S. Healthcare system, except an ambulance ride is $10,000.
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I wfh, I take my lunch break then after eat my lunch at my desk.
I still do work, but I have double the break.
I work through lunch and then at 4:30 instead of 5:30. Boss knows and is okay with it as long as I'm getting work done.
One job I had, I got annoyed at the smokers taking so many extra breaks on night shifts, so I just started tools downing whenever they went out, and sneaking off for a shower during one of their smoke breaks near the end of the shift. Wasn’t any team leaders on nights, and while the group leader in the office definitely noticed the clean/slightly damp hair a couple of times, he knew he couldn’t say anything without me calling out his fellow smokers.
I work outside, often away, or at home unsupervised. 8 hour days.
There have been days I've got up, made a couple of phone calls, then gone back to bed.
Other days, like today, I'll be out on site for an hour, then I might head into town for a mooch around.
I was working with my boss a couple of weeks ago. We were done by 11am. We went on a bar crawl for the rest of the day. He's just as bad. Runs his own fishing guide business on the side.
He states he works in energy and some days he does put in 12-14 hours. So, doesn't sound like a totally slack job.
My previous job was a bit like this. When I was working, I would be onsite with a customer, usually for a whole week, travelling our Sunday and back Friday night, often to foreign parts. Nobody cared one iota that when I was home I would do my shopping during office hours, or take my car to the garage, or even go and do something entirely different for the day. As long as I was contactable and the work got done.
I wake up at 5am. Check in on Teams and go back to bed for an hours or two. Don’t get me wrong when I am needed for travel for work or on a hot project I’ll work my a**e off to get the job done.
Work in tech and so much stuff can be automated. You occasionally get one of those horrible repetitive jobs for an audit or some such. Oh, you want me to spend 3 days gathering all this data, sure! I spend an hour or two writing the automation script. Enjoy some downtime for a couple of days then run the script that spits out the results in less than 5 minutes. Boss thanks me profusely for my hard work on this laborious task whilst I sit there laughing!
I wish I was brilliant like you. I couldn't write an automation script to save my life. Sigh.
IF task=boring ANDOR task=repetitive ANDOR me=don'tfeellikedoingit THEN computer:plzdothis ELSE me=pretendtowork
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My previous employer was lax as f**k with IT equipment, every year my team would put a requisition request in for new laptops and every year IT would send us each out a brand new, top spec Dell XPS.
Not once did they ask for the old machine back and the department manager was completely uninterested so we kept them.
I must have had upwards of £10k in laptops from that place in the handful of years I worked there.
It seems to happen at a lot of places, my husband’s office also has a stack of old laptops that could be reconditioned and sold or donated. Spoke recently to an organisation that takes them on donation, reconditions and sends to poor regions.
I used to dumpster dive (usually looking for cans and other things that I could take in to be recycled) while I was homeless and made the Find Of A Lifetime at the local car wash in the form of a Dell Microsoft XP brick of a laptop WITH IT'S CORD ASSEMBLY STILL INTACT! Fresh install of XP later and it worked just fine for several years.
This is so weird. This is a potential security breach. They should be sent back, and have at least the SSD destroyed before being sent to be reconditioned or donated.
I hate my work dell laptop. Hot as hell. Burns my lap. and it is only loaded with work programs, can't be used as anything else.
Important to smuggle them out after hours, but before the security guard makes his rounds. I would swap the new superseded hardware from the office with older hardware from home. Extra good because I still had access at home to the old files that would have been wiped when work replaced the hardware.
I'm a home worker. I roll out of bed 5 minutes before my shift starts, pop on a presentable shirt in case I'm about to head into a meeting, and then boot the laptop up. After 30 minutes, when I know where I stand with the workday, I head off to brush my teeth, and get showered and dressed. Not much of a difference, but it's 20-30 minutes of my life saved every day. It has lead to some awkward situations when I come into an emergency at 9, and I'm still sitting in meetings by midday in my pyjama bottoms.
I remember seeing a pandemic video of a Zoom or Teams call with two guys in suits. One of the guys had to stand up, I think to shoo his toddler who went into the room, only to reveal he was wearing shorts. The second guy complimented him on the shorts and he started to apologize, visibly embarrassed and horrified. Then, the second guy also stood up, and it turned out he was wearing shorts too! I work from home and I'd not change from my pajamas too, if I didn't have to walk kiddo to school - but shorts are a given in the summer :)
Look, Peter Cushing was wearing comfy slippers when he played Wilhuf Tarkin in Star Wars.
Farting.
I’m really, really good at silent farts and weirdly, no one ever suspects me. They blame it on Janice every time
LOL I usually don't say anything and people think it's the sewer gases again.
I've been moving from a flat to a house over the past couple months. Pretty much all of my house hunting, bill redirects, notifying the bank of change of address etc etc gets done during work time. I basically never do "life admin" off the clock.
Well, if you're working typical work time hours that's the only time you have to take care of any of that.
Built dozens of kayaks using company resources. I donated the local scout group ten and built myself a grp river shooter with a layer of Aramid.
In French using the company time and resources for your own sidework was once called "travail en perruque" "workings in wigs" because employed hairdressers used to gather cut hair instead of throwing it out and make wigs or toupees they would sell for their own profit. It's become rare to be able to do this, but was presumably common in some lines of work. I've seen a museum on glassmaking industry , that exposed many artistic works made by workers for themselves aside from the regular production. They called them "bousillés" meaning "screwed-ups". Come to think of it, I have a boat model my father lade when he was working as a civilian for the Navy (beginnings of IT in the 1970's). There was soooo much downtime when they had literaly nothing to do , that he took up boat models builiding at work.
I was forced to sit through a particularly boring training session over Teams not too long back, on a system I wouldn't be using. I spent most of it on mute with my camera off playing Zelda.
I had a 4 hour rapid response call (emergency bs) and ended up banging out some accounting calculations and most of a paper I need to write for an MBA financial analysis class. Thank heavens for long and useless meetings.
I had a friend my years ago who went on a skiing holiday, but still took calls and emails at the top of the mountain cause they didn't have annual leave
I have 4 screens in my home office. I only need 3 to do my job properly. The 4th screen is spent watching YouTube, playing games and f*****g about on Reddit.
I'm about to try for a second WFH position, I'll be getting another monitor to accommodate both jobs plus my personal computers
I’m currently using a tv as an external screen for my computer. I also have an external monitor in my living room that I can just hook my computer to when I’m in there.
I'm literally sat here on my forklift waiting for 4 o' clock. Its not fun having nothing to do by the way.
I worked nights alone at a warehouse in the office and the first few hours were always busy and I would do everything but after about 11pm, nothing at all needed doing so I’d just do no work for 8 hours every day. The managers left at 10pm so they only ever saw me rushed off my feet and they didn’t suspect the nights were so slow they didn’t need anyone in the office. I made sure to use the computer facing the wall so they couldn’t see I was watching films and tv shows all night and scrolling Reddit. Best job I ever had.
Worked in mcdonalds when I was 18, at close, before we turned the grills off and cleaned them down, we'd cook a load of sausage patties and have breakfast at midnight. Probably the worst thing I've ever done tbf
Personal admin. Bills, flights, car insurance claim, food shopping. All on the clock
My day is so boring- I hate it. I work in an office with another person (second person is my director who is hardly in the office maybe visits me once a week for a few hours). I have quite a good role, but my god is my day boring. I spend most of my day on reddit/google, sometimes reading an online book and work for around two a hours a day at split intervals lol. You see, I know she watches the cameras so I literally spend all day on monitor searching stuff (so it looks like I am working lol). I also eat my lunch before lunch and then lock up the office and go on a half an hour walk lol.
"also eat my lunch before lunch and then lock up the office and go on a half an hour walk lol." Everybody should do that. It really helps.
Whose the corporate a*****e that's downvoting people keeping their sanity!? (Have an upvote!)
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About once a week me and a colleague take the opportunity to sneak away for a few mins to make out. We haven't been caught (yet).
I hope you are both single, because Karma is a b***h when you get caught.
Working at fiveguys which is infamously expensive. The refill cups are £4.15 and I (9 times out of 10) don’t charge people for them, or if a family comes in I will normally just charge for 1 or 2 instead of 4. I give out so much free food, but cups are the main one
I understand times are tough. What I don't understand is when people think families or others perceived as "needy" should be given free or heavily discounted stuff out of sympathy. Like, a poor family isn't going to just wander into a 5 Guys for cheap food and drinks knowing they can't afford it. /js
Taking kids out to dinner is expensive. Nothing wrong with giving them a break.
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I was running my own business, in a different field to the one I was employed in, from my work desk. Ordering stock, talking with clients, you name it I used my employers time whenever I could to get my business up, running and into the black.
Edited to add, as some are interested, the following
I was employed in a 'highly demanding technical position' that took at most an hour a day, when I was busy, which wasn't very often. I seriously had trouble making it look like I was doing anything at all most days so...
Why not use that spare time productivity, I asked myself, whilst playing tetris...
I was so busy at times with the hussle that I was genuinely stressed by it. After all, ***I was doing it all on my own! :)***
Did that for just over three years. Was a sad sad day when I had to quit the real job to concentrate on the business.
You're in the right job when the boss can't tell the difference between your work and your own business.
In my previous job where I had f**k all to do to begin with, except a few things which mattered so little that nobody checked or cared if it was done: I downloaded Unity and an online course for it, and spent all day every day training in it, before eventually quitting to do game dev programming full time.
I've read the entire horus heresy series (50+ novels) on my kindle over the last couple of years while 'working'. Quiet quitting rules
Not strictly work, as I'm self employed, but for months I've been using my bank's car park. It's 20 seconds from my workplace, completely unmonitored, barely anyone uses it and the bank staff are all middle aged women who couldn't give a shite. I'm sure the day will come when they tighten up and crack down, but till then I'll push my luck.
Recently I worked a handyman sort of guy for a shopping centre, basically doing stuff like replacing lightbulbs, doing various generator tests and so on. I spent like 90% of the time in the basement of the place waiting for calls to come through because otherwise there wasn't really anything to do. Cause there were no cameras or anything I ended up just watching films in my office and eat sweets most of my shifts. No joke. The person who trained me even told me the skiving potential was through the roof and gave me tips
Haven't bought a battery in years.
Worked in healthcare, when a battery got down to 45% in a certain device, it had to be replaced. Got enough batteries to keep my smoke alarms working for years !
I'm not meeting the mandatory minimum amount of time we're supposed to spend in the office. Nobody checks and they made the mistake of admitting they're too short staffed to sack anybody for not going in if they're doing work at home.
I work from home
And my boss has no way to track if I’m online
Here I am, I started at 9am
I’m still in my bed
It’s 2.30
The biggest issue for me with WFH is I gained more weight and became less unfit than before. That was one factor that motivated me to find another job to get me out of my house. Plus, the line between my home and work was getting too blurred. It took me an hour to transition my mindset after logging off.
One of the easiest ways to combat this is to get up, get ready to go to work, put on work clothes etc, then leave the house. Go for a 15 minute walk, and enter your work area. Do your work, and at the end of your working day, leave the 'office', and walk home. It means you get some exercise, and can help draw a line between 'work' and 'home'.
Load More Replies...Im an HGV driver doing store deliveries on 10 hour shifts. If I’m near the end of my shift and I’m finished at a shop a little earlier than I expected, early enough where if I go back immediately I’ll be given something else to do that’ll take me over my time, I’ll park outside and go in for my weekly shop on the clock. Reason being, my tracker will show I’m still at the shop if anyone bothers to check. Then I’ll take an absolute pisstake of a detour back. If I can’t take a detour, I’ll join the long queue at the fuel pumps. If they’re both empty, I’ll fill the ad blue, take my time dropping the trailer, drive round, fuel up again, then go through the truck wash. Then tidy up the cab. Then tidy my air lines. Then quadruple check my paper work. Then pop into the canteen for a coffee. No one has said a thing about it and I’ve been doing it for weeks. But i think everyone does their own form of time wasting so it’s expected in a way
On my lunch break I go off and smoke weed when I'm on my walk on the days I'm in the office. I edit my photographs when things are loading. Spend time with my new born. I practice yoga during meetings and work out. I rarely have anything to say in meetings, but I like keeping in touch with what's happening.
Watching whole seasons of tv shows on my phone at my desk. I’m one of a handful of people who works in the office. It’s sleepy valley and no one cares.
I don’t have anyone looking for what I do. My deliverables are through the work of my team. I have a coffee break every hour. When I’m bored, I go about and distract others. I go through Reddit. I see what jobs are going around and do some interviews to keep the skills sharpened. I go for 2 hour lunches. Sometimes, I attend site but get so bored that I come home (any time really) and smoke a join to chill. Most of my calendar is full of meetings that I don’t attend but keeps me ‘busy’. I also block focus hours for myself and do some meditation. No one can read what my meetings are so they just assume I’m always busy. Pretty efficient!
I think they're setting up "meetings" that don't actually exist
Load More Replies...I make a component for air con units. Make 300 a night on my own. When there is someone else working with me, I get them to build half of it, and I do the rest. Still only make 300 components, and nobody has noticed. Done this for the last 4 years.
I work in a restaurant. If I'm on a long shift I eat 2 meals for free, unlimited free drinks etc. Sometimes bring my family in for free breakfasts. This is all 100% okay by management as they all do the same. I also take home any over ripe bananas to make banana bread instead of binning them. The thing I do that I am not supposed to do is steal cutlery/ plates/ glassware. Just the odd pint glass or a pack of teaspoons or a few ramekins. Recently got a few egg cups as well. Just the odd thing that I really need here and there.
My (genuine) appointments at the doctor and dentist can take up to 2 hours. But you know how busy they are wink wink
yeah see with either job I wouldn't really be doing myself any favors with taking off for appointments. In one, I'd have to use PTO. In the other, I'm hourly and just have to ask off for unpaid time off. Not a fan of either option really.
I have an hour for lunch, but I'm flexible on when I take it.. So it's more like an hour and fifteen in practice. An hour and a half depending on how busy we are and how many people I'm chatting with.
I used to arrive 5 mins before my old boss to open up the factory ready for the staff to arrive and book half an hour overtime every day for those 5 mins, This went on for about 5 years until they had cameras installed.
I used to leave work early, go to the pub next door and come back to work an hour or so later to clock out. Loads of people did it, even supervisors and at least one of the managers and no one seemed to care.
Lot of people bragging about the stuff they get away with while "working" from home. And then they wonder why the company wants them back in the office.
I mean, a lot of people were bragging about stuff they get away with IN the office. I think it's less the location of the job, and more the person doing (or not doing) it.
Load More Replies...I reported my supervisor to OSHA for not respecting non smoking employees right to a smoke free environment in the break room. She was a smoker and didn't want to have to go outside in the cold to smoke.
When I smoked the best time was winter because nobody else wanted to be out there which meant nobody was bumming off of me.
Load More Replies...I miss my old job where I was salaried. Now when I take off for an appointment or need to leave early to take my kids somewhere, it's a much bigger deal. My flexibility is absolutely gone.
I guess it's just because I've rarely worked office jobs, but the concept of not having enough work to do to fill the day just dies not compute for me.
i work in an office job and i am in fact overwhelmed with paperwork but none of its real so it doesn't stress me out the way fast food did
Load More Replies...owner and congratulated him for allowing us and encoraging us to knit
In the 1960s, I worked in a very old fashioned drapers shop. The owner expected us to be busy every minute of the day. One of the time filler jobs was to cut small offcuts of foam into chips for stuffing toys. In Jan/Feb, after stock taking had been done, it was very slow. We had chopped so much foam that we couldn't do any more. This day, we had cleaned all the draws, cupboards and even tided up the spare string box and we were just stood talking. The owner came out and everything he suggested, we had done. I said to him that we were bored and wanted something to do. If we promised to ensure all jobs were done and we didn't ignore customers, could we bring down our knitting. It would look better if we were doing that then just stood. Reluctantly, he agreed. A customer came in so we at once put our knitting into a draw whilst she was being served. The customer had noticed us knitting and after she had been served asked to see what we were making. She then asked to have a word with the
I really hope everyone who's not working at work or just stealing time don't have anyone depending on them or are in a job where slacking off like that causes deaths or injuries. I am a security guard, we can watch YouTube or do some time distracting stuff like study for school, learning a new skill or anything to kill time but my sitee manager has a real gripe with gaming. Even though he plays chess or other board games on his work pc and let's others play games on their phone or tablet but when i legit study Linux and write code on my steam deck he'll get super pissed and demands i don't do that. The workers don't care, my fellow officers don't care and im the fastest one to resolve any security issues and call the needed departments for resolutions. Honestly i started playing minecraft just out of spite now.
Stealing time?! Are you aware of the tons of wage theft that companies do?
Load More Replies...I hate the man just as much as the next person, but folks if you’re gonna do your sneaky wage theft at least be smart enough to not broadcast it on the world wide webz 😩
at my minimum wage retail job i pretended to go to the bathroom but snuck out of the building to print my resignation notice at the library across the street 😂 bonus points: i wear glasses with transition lenses so i took them off both times i was outside
Wow I'm amazed y'all can get away w this. I'm tracked on productivity. Sux. Exhausting pc wirk
Lot of people bragging about the stuff they get away with while "working" from home. And then they wonder why the company wants them back in the office.
I mean, a lot of people were bragging about stuff they get away with IN the office. I think it's less the location of the job, and more the person doing (or not doing) it.
Load More Replies...I reported my supervisor to OSHA for not respecting non smoking employees right to a smoke free environment in the break room. She was a smoker and didn't want to have to go outside in the cold to smoke.
When I smoked the best time was winter because nobody else wanted to be out there which meant nobody was bumming off of me.
Load More Replies...I miss my old job where I was salaried. Now when I take off for an appointment or need to leave early to take my kids somewhere, it's a much bigger deal. My flexibility is absolutely gone.
I guess it's just because I've rarely worked office jobs, but the concept of not having enough work to do to fill the day just dies not compute for me.
i work in an office job and i am in fact overwhelmed with paperwork but none of its real so it doesn't stress me out the way fast food did
Load More Replies...owner and congratulated him for allowing us and encoraging us to knit
In the 1960s, I worked in a very old fashioned drapers shop. The owner expected us to be busy every minute of the day. One of the time filler jobs was to cut small offcuts of foam into chips for stuffing toys. In Jan/Feb, after stock taking had been done, it was very slow. We had chopped so much foam that we couldn't do any more. This day, we had cleaned all the draws, cupboards and even tided up the spare string box and we were just stood talking. The owner came out and everything he suggested, we had done. I said to him that we were bored and wanted something to do. If we promised to ensure all jobs were done and we didn't ignore customers, could we bring down our knitting. It would look better if we were doing that then just stood. Reluctantly, he agreed. A customer came in so we at once put our knitting into a draw whilst she was being served. The customer had noticed us knitting and after she had been served asked to see what we were making. She then asked to have a word with the
I really hope everyone who's not working at work or just stealing time don't have anyone depending on them or are in a job where slacking off like that causes deaths or injuries. I am a security guard, we can watch YouTube or do some time distracting stuff like study for school, learning a new skill or anything to kill time but my sitee manager has a real gripe with gaming. Even though he plays chess or other board games on his work pc and let's others play games on their phone or tablet but when i legit study Linux and write code on my steam deck he'll get super pissed and demands i don't do that. The workers don't care, my fellow officers don't care and im the fastest one to resolve any security issues and call the needed departments for resolutions. Honestly i started playing minecraft just out of spite now.
Stealing time?! Are you aware of the tons of wage theft that companies do?
Load More Replies...I hate the man just as much as the next person, but folks if you’re gonna do your sneaky wage theft at least be smart enough to not broadcast it on the world wide webz 😩
at my minimum wage retail job i pretended to go to the bathroom but snuck out of the building to print my resignation notice at the library across the street 😂 bonus points: i wear glasses with transition lenses so i took them off both times i was outside
Wow I'm amazed y'all can get away w this. I'm tracked on productivity. Sux. Exhausting pc wirk
