I don't mind being the little spoon to my wife.

I do this and I'm a girl

"Balls stuck to thigh" is legitimately one of the most uncomfortable situations ever.

I've done this since I was a little girl, I absolutely have a savior complex. Why would anyone be afraid to admit they'd like to be a hero?

it's a useful tool!

Same here! And I'm a woman!

There is nothing wrong with peeing in the shower and I will fight to the death on that hill, my wife lost and now does the deed...BUT one cannot poo in the shower! There will not be any waffle stomps!

When I did free diving we learnt that it’s the body’s way of naturally decompressing to adjust to being fully submersed, I had to and was encouraged to relearn how to pee in the pool

Heard a rumor it prevents foot fungus...........who knows?

No we don’t all do this, this is just disgusting!

I specifically save it for the shower. I'm a woman

Once, while having tapas with my family, I asked them who never had peed in the shower. Our youngest (of 4 children) immediately yelled ''I don't!' supposing nobody would do such a thing. After a moment of silence, he realized he was the only one. He had to review his entire world view there and then. My question turned out to be a hilarious conversation starter. Try it!

Nope, never have, never would.

I read something recently about trying to avoid peeing in the shower otherwise your subconscious learns to associate the shower with having a pee and you then have to go every time.

Yep. Something about warm water makes a lot of folks have to pee.

Showering w my son's daddy. He thought it was funny to pee on me. I'd only realize what was going on when he'd begin to giggle and I'd see yellow at the bottom of the tub. That's when I learned to pee standing up. I never thought it was gross. We always had fun lathering up afterwards.

No, never have, never will.

Nothing to hide! I do it every single day

My ex and I used to shower together quite often. Every now and again she would start giggling and there was only one reason for this, she was peeing down my leg. so to get even I would press her into the corner and proceed to pee on her while both of us would laugh like manics. Does anybody think this is weird?

i do this al the time

My kids bath in the shower. I cant pee where they bath.

but, do you do the waffle stomp or are you normal?

I’ve never understood why peeing in the shower is so gross.

Wtf...

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And urine is sterile... So "no biggie".

Happy to know other people do this too.

Do or do not. There is no try.

The nose picking is no secret. The secret is what some men do with the buggers afterwards.

Ya know, it's funny. I've had a bunch of straight guy friends be like "I know you're gay and all, but that girl is HOT". I always try to explain- dude, I can recognize a beautiful woman when I see her, even if I don't find her sexually attractive. A landscape painting can be beautiful to me, doesn't mean I wanna put my d*ck inside of it. Beauty is both subjective and universal at the same time. Anyone who can't appreciate beauty due to societal norms is lying to themselves.

Can I just say that "like a ...girl" drives me insane.

I think it's more a hormone thing than anything else...

Hehehe I'm gay as the day is long, and even I find it hard not to notice cleavage when it's like... really out there. I don't get any sort of charge out of it, but c'mon, it's like... right friggin' there. Hard not to see when it literally jumps out like that. I've heard lesbians say the same thing about guys wearing speedos- like "woah! you're uhh... well, there you are" lmao

My advice would be to just use 2 different deodorants. But then again that’s just my two scents

To me it sounds like it’s just water under the fridge

Could be religious thing. Most religious people don't really know about sexual stuff until they're married. It's possible he doesn't even know what masturbation is, just knows it's something sexual. It's really easy to keep away from things that you're not taught about or see as taboo.

Honestly, if I'm half asleep (or drank enough beers), I'm sitting down. F*ck what anyone says.

I have a bat'leth!

My doctor asks if I ever considered suicide and I tell him, doesn't everyone?

I once saw a beautiful woman heading for a door, so to be nice I opened it for her. Instead of thanking me, she, and everyone else on the plane starting screaming at me.

My BIL crys and he is literally compared to Sasquatch and probably the most stereotypically masculine looking guy I know. It made me think more of him for it honestly.

That all of us honey

Would you f**k me? I'd f**k me.

We both appreciate beauty in many forms. My husband and I point out good looking people to each other especially if they're "your type", I like bald men, my husband makes sure I see them all. He likes tall women, I make sure he sees them.

Lie to your boss and the cops but never your doctor.

Why should anyone feel like they "shouldn't" like a song? This is just bizarre. There's plenty of songs I don't like... but to like one and feel like doing so is somehow taboo just seems... I dunno. Not healthy.