Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! 🤣

... since you want to take care of my life, here are my bills.

The picture is creepy.

The pic is cute tho

Oops Kerry again. I am remembering just how much I dislike Kerry again because of this thread.

Savages. Although if you don’t know you may get a placebo caffeine effect 🤷🏽‍♀️ 🤞

FFS, Kerry does this when she wants sympathy.

We had manuals (publications) that covered every thing you could conceivably have happen in my job in the military. If you were a good worker and tried hard as a new guy/gal, I’d show you how to do something. If you were lazy, I’d just tell you which publication it was in and ignore further questions. If you were REALLY lazy, and I didn’t like you, I’d tell you to “look in the pub” but not say which of the hundreds we had.

UGH, it is so annoying when someone does this!!! As if everyone else is helpless and everything comes grinding to a halt when they're not there. Some people seem like they have some sort of martyr complex about it, I swear 🙄

Kerry. Again....

Or go get another roll, but leave the empty on the roller and just put the new roll on top of it instead of putting it in the roller. WTF? It ain’t rocket science.

Ugh yesss or worse their grandchildren 🤮🤮 I'm so sorry Becky I just don't f*****g careeeeee

This is crime.

Where I work, we have those coffee capsules. Most people here don't even make their own coffee, they wait until the first person goes to the machine to make theirs, and then ask: "can you make one for me?". Laziness at its finest, drives me crazy!

Goddamnit Kerry!

A coworker showed me his kids baby photos and ASKED what I thought. The answer was 'just as ugly as her dad'.

I was usually the one who didn’t mind making some overtime, so would stay late. But once, just once, I decided it’d be nice to go home early, so declined when one of my coworkers with kids—-who f*****g NEVER stayed late and ALWAYS went home early, you know, pulling that “but you don’t have kids” entitlement s**t—-asked if I’d stay. When I said no, that just once I would like to be the one to go home early, she got all huffy and pissed off and asked me why I wouldn’t stay and let her go home to watch her kids go to sleep (s**t lady, they went to sleep the night before and will do it again the next night, so you can see them do another performance of the going to sleep play any night). Anyway, right before we got busy with a rush of customers, she disappeared. When we set up to clear the rush, I asked the manager where she was. He said she told him she was sick and had to go home, so I let her. When I told him of my conversation with her and her anger at my saying no right before she told him she was sick and left, he was PISSED OFF at her having played him like that, and told me he would make goddamn sure next time there was a chance to go home early, he’d offer it to me in private first before announcing it, so no one else could play childish spiteful games like that again. He said it was because he knew I never abused the privilege and generally would stay late, so deserved to go home early once in the great while when I wanted to. That next opportunity just happened to come up the very next time I was on the schedule with her, and you should’ve seen the look on her face as I packed up to leave early. The next day the manager told me she came into his office crying like she was sick again, and he told her he k ew what she had done to me, and that she was going to get a written warning if she lied to him about being sick so she could get out of work again. She never tried it again with me, it did try it with other coworkers. She didn’t last long.

Maybe they don’t have enough money for food

Not as bad as a Walmart Cheer. Worked over 12 years, refused to ever do one, ever.

Ah yes, the carpool driver not being punctual.

Putting their dirty dishes in the sink and just leaving them there. I. Am. NOT. Your. Maid.

Usually the very first thing in the morning too. Like, FFS. You couldn’t have done that at home BEFORE you got here?

Then never ever take it out. Especially if the company penny pinches and won’t hire cleaners, or only has them come in once a month.

Kerry, the make believe boss I mentioned, she does this also.

They are the worst!

This. This makes me angry enough to murder. I swear to god Darcy if you make one more "ahhhh" sound or lip smack I will throttle you until you can't make a single sound ever again!

I add them, and promptly add them to the "Share with everyone but...." list. So they see nothing. They're basically staring at a year old FB page.

Start using my seat in the lunchroom.

Or just playing office politics.