this is my girlfriends dream. if only we can win the lotto so we can buy all the shelter animals we can and let them live free in a farm or open land.

I get both, depending.

It's a small world after all!

Aladouche.

That expression somehow perfectly conveys the very specific reaction I had to this joke

OMG

DOES HE MEAN D**K!?

haha nice

So graceful *sad opera music plays*

So true that long black hole

Stop calling me out

Like a double edged sword.

Yeah, I can relate

Same.

or...even the right choice of words, when you said exactly what you meant....

He drove her nuts.

pear is a shape-so is muffin top:)

I love sleep. I'm good at sleeping. But I suck at GOING to sleep. The moment before I drift off is always the exact moment my brain chooses to have an existential crisis.

Time for your daily French lesson! -Duolingo

Everyone's always said that I look like my mom but I still feel for the girls that are told they look like their dad.

OMFG ROFL THIS COMIC IS HILARIOUS. .-.

Same goes for husband and wife...on both sides. My wife often finds things EXACTLY where she said it was, EXACTLY where I looked and nothing was there. Same is true in my "domain" when she cannot find that tool that is EXACTLY where I told her, and where she looked and didn't see it.

Must be because she couldn't sleep a few strips ago.

Oh, my God the struggle...

I may or may not do this

Hasn't everyone had those dreams?

This one reminded me of that one time when I was waiting my turn at the toilet. When the door opened, a beautiful young lady got out. I went in, the smell was pure horror. ♥

This is me. My mother and one sister are 5'2" and my other sister is 5'3", I'm 5'7" and it's always "Tall person, can you get that? Tall person, can you reach the one in the back? Tall person, can you get that down for me?"

My sister is like this. Drives me nuts.

Had a friend like that user

I have 3 heaps of acquainted but 3 real friends

No way

Some people are just too nice.

I'm the aunt. ♥