Better to start crying, than ripping someone's head off, literally. I also cry when I am happy, basically almost any emotions triggers me to cry.

So true ! Why can we be satisfied whith our present self ?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My cat startles the hell out of me sometimes too. Shes so creepy, just sits there, next to the bed, staring at me. All I can see in the dark are her reflective eyes and it makes me jump and clap and shoo her away with my heart beating out of my chest.

I get hit with *the Ugly stick*just before all my pictures...Its so demoralizing

This might be what my cats think when I am looking at cat memes online *L*

Instant mood changer!

If snacks are what makes you fat, that means no snack = no problem. So let's eat it all quick to get rid of it! ♥

Wow! Wish my dogs knew how to ignore a doorbell! Though I'd never express a similar hope on the fridge front - I do try to be realistic.

I don't understand the people who get up and run. I don't think I could ever do that unless there was a fire or murderer on the loose

85 F is way too hot?! Try 120-130 F our typical summer days

Sometimes I can hear my neighbours snoring. Not always, so it kind freaks me out when I hear it. Like... A sudden human sound, but no one's there. O_o

Or the other way around. "Oh, I lost weight! My jeans are loose now." The truth is, jeans are just old and worn out. Ahhhh, self-deceiving satisfaction.

With my neighbors, peace and quiet it's hard to gain. If it's not their loud stereos parties or their dogs, it's their kids creaming as if they were being set on fire!

I like big books and i cannot lie

I do the same to my boyfriend

SPF 110 club!

Ok so you say you can't draw, and i was a non believer of that already, but then this strip, you can most definitely draw.

If i could bet a husband, he'd be scandinavian. I looove blue eyes!

It needed cleaning or ironing, I don't purchase it.

Hot water for an hour...oh the bliss that would be (waste of water i know, but a dream so it is ok)

Nope. Even in sick-days i'll take care of myself.

What candy?

She ate part of her bib XD

@BusLady, Sub Bre Mitchell, I didn't see anything wrong with what Bre said. Wahoo could have said instead "I don't understand what Munchies means" then it might have been slightly more clear as to why they didn't understand (I would take a guess and say that WahooCheese may be a non-english speaker so may not understand the slang term).

I am one of VERY few bilingual people working in a government office in a bilingual country. I feel like this A LOT!

What a very good dog!!

"Now": I can't believe we wrote that same sentence in our diaries. It was 1973!

Reality is better

After a couple of drinks..... ;-)

Going down anyway.

I have to get up and leave the room.

I just learned that Bae means "before anyone else" and now I *get* it a little more

Actually a really good artist...