"😂" she said unprofessionally

This is why it is now hard to believe any real heartwarming stories on the internet these days

Basically all corporate world, using pompous words to bulls**t their way into high level positions...

Wow... see what I was saying earlier, the internet is just fiction now

As a job hunter, it actually helps. Haven't heard back from company x in 2'weeks and their HR suddenly checks your profile - need to follow up today with person who viewed.

This "non-executive director" is so proud of their new invention. We better not tell her...

Hey, I met that guy! I think he's still talking about himself. Or to himself. Something like that...

That feels like every platform

Humility at its best!!!

You what? So this prick assumes that his interns should be poor, and punishes them for not being poor? How the f*** does a boss have anything to say about an employee's personal belongings anyway? It's insane how many people confuse wealth with personal worth.

Wow, this is so embarassing that it hurts.

With a heart heavy as a stone he sat behind his mahogany desk engulfed in the warm yellowish light of his turn-of-the-century banker's lamps, while he read yet another publisher's e-mail rejecting his manuscript. Apparently his style of writing was deemed to be 'archaic' and 'over the top'.

And then everyone clapped.

How would you like to have your patience tested every day? Congratulations, you're just the kind of doormat we're looking for!

Glasgow mate

You has no choice but to listen to her since she just ran you over

A long hard think that had him believing trees are fiction...

That's a weird way of promoting your business, by comparing it to a deadly virus that devastated economies

So, no life?

You laugh but this is a pandemic... people out here even try to get their home appliances in pictures. They will have fancy toasters and coffee makers in places that don't make sense

Really, nunchucks? What kind B-grade movies has this guy been watching to think that any biker-looking guy will 'go berserk' in a random place because someone on the phone told him to?

They're not meetings, they're classes, you self-important beetle. And he's probably heard his parent say that on a daily basis so he trotted it out to impress them.

Ew

I believe I can see the whole numberplate. Oops..

The cringe tho...

People can't help themselves... they have to brag

so the moral of the story is you should work for peanuts?

3. Place after the 'E'.

🐂

Jebus. If this is what we've come to as humans, let's just nuke everything and let the cockroaches see if they can do better.

needs a class action suit for violating the bounds of human intelligence

Bs. Technically will NOT stop a panic attack

Maybe, these are the new 5 Minute Crafts?

I have a phobia to stupid people like you

good job for finding out about coping mechanisms just today

Good gawd, the lengths people will go to

Soap ópera script writer

Why would a manager tell that story? It's not his to tell! I can imagine being in that situation on a train is horrible, but to fix it with LinkedIn is just ridiculous.

Don't give up your daytime job there Hemmingway.

*filled the air* this isn’t a novel.

'breathe