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The Saga Of Doom Chicken — Chapter 1
By: Anonymous (not me)
– The Petting Zoo-
Doom Chicken began as your ordinary chicken. He was born and raised in a petting zoo. But the humans, both big and small, were everywhere, touching everything and begging to take him home. He couldn’t stand it!! So one day he didn’t hold back. When one of the humans squeezed him, he pecked. He scratched. And he MESSED UP HER HAIR. She was super ticked off.
“Take him to the butcher and off with his head!” She cried. (He hadn’t realised it, but this was the mayors daughter) He was caged and driven to the butchers shop. (I guess his meat was free range.) There, the butcher realized that this was only a chick, and there wasn’t enough meat on him. He decided to raise the chicken, and gave him the name Alfresco Von Beaty
~End Chapter~
CHICKENNNNN
By: Anonymous (not me)
– The Petting Zoo-
Doom Chicken began as your ordinary chicken. He was born and raised in a petting zoo. But the humans, both big and small, were everywhere, touching everything and begging to take him home. He couldn’t stand it!! So one day he didn’t hold back. When one of the humans squeezed him, he pecked. He scratched. And he MESSED UP HER HAIR. She was super ticked off.
“Take him to the butcher and off with his head!” She cried. (He hadn’t realised it, but this was the mayors daughter) He was caged and driven to the butchers shop. (I guess his meat was free range.) There, the butcher realized that this was only a chick, and there wasn’t enough meat on him. He decided to raise the chicken, and gave him the name Alfresco Von Beaty
~End Chapter~
CHICKENNNNN
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