50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)
The holiday season can be hell for introverts. So many people, so many gatherings and events, so much small talk. So little time alone. One might even argue that this time of year is a match made in heaven for extroverts. If you feel like you're struggling along, with nowhere to hide from the masses, don't despair.
The Funny Introvert is a quiet but hilarious corner of the internet, dedicated to less talk and more memes. It's clocked up an impressive 3 million followers. And for good reason... The Instagram account is a wall of hysterical and relatable content for those who, quite frankly, prefer their own company. Bored Panda has put together our personal favorites from the page. Cancel your weekend plans, and keep scrolling for a much-needed dose of laughter during these trying times.
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I always have mixed feelings when I stump the expert. On the one hand, I feel somewhat validated that they couldn't fix it either, and yet I still want my problem solved.
My friend (59) and I (61) joke all the time about not remembering a word for something. My latest word was beltloop - hers was an iron.
I keep a small flock of ducks and quack at them frequently. They usually ignore me but every once in a while, all their heads snap around as if to say, "WHAT?"
Well, I'm technically a boomer and I'd like to annouce that I successfully managed to "tap" my card to pay for something.
Nah, I'll fill up on the salad instead. I love that stuff! (minus the tomatoes though- I'm allergic to raw ones)
And now the rest of the world will be simultaneously laughing at America and living in fear of the repercussions for the next four years during the destruction of our democracy.
I don't mind splitting the bill but somehow telling the other person in advance that that's what's going to happen seems like a mood killer
And then when you turn 18 and move into an apartment with a real psychopath you realize maybe your parents were not so bad after all.
I just said "I am new here". More versatile, never a lie, sure the customer have seen me working here before today, so no it is not my first day, but I am still learning all this stuff. No it is not my first week either. Or month. Or year. But I am still learning, see, so I am still new
Always get up for the 5am pee. You won't get back to sleep otherwise. Just go full zombie and don't turn on the lights and you'll be happily dreaming away in a jiffy
It's funny how some kids will think it's nothing to hold a crocodile, yet other kids will talk for an hour about how they got to use their favorite purple crayon.
I went to bed after the moon landing in 69 as a child, and woke up as a woman.
No one is allowed to mention that one Christmas Song that is the worst song of all time sung by that warbling wench Mariah Carey.
I agree, but I still feel that "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" has got to be the absolute worst ever. It's weird and confusing as a child, and weird and gross when you get older 🫣 edit: I meant young child who believes in Santa vs older child who knows parents are Santa but is still a child. Yes. I know it was about the dad, but it still creeped me out when I was young after I made that revelation lol
Load More Replies...I have to support those voting for "Grandma got run over by a reindeer," but I've also heard a song about Santa not showing up and the horrible odor coming from the fireplace (obvious implication, Santa got stuck, died, and is decomposing in the chimney). Which my ex put on a homemade mixed holiday CD for our daughter when she was a preteen. Can't think of the name of it, might be pretty obscure. I hope it is obscure! But that has to be the worst ever
My husband and I actually just had this debate and we both decided “Blue Christmas” is in fact the WORST Christmas Song of all time. Above All I want 4 Xmas. Above “Simply having . . .” No. Over all of them. Then I pointed out to him that our generation (Millennials) are the first to cancel Elvis bc we all collectively agreed (correctly) that his music was AWFUL and so was he. The fact that no one has yet brought him up gives me hope that I’m correct about the latter bc u know that song sux
Yeah! It’s way overplayed but it’s the sound of Christmas to me and it’s not a bad song. Happy holidays aroace tiger!
*kills you* Nah, just kidding. I don't think I've ever even heard it, so I don't care!
Mariah Carey is like a horrible rash that comes back every year at the same time.
It isn’t a terrible song, and Mariah Carey sounds fantastic on it. It’s horribly, horribly horribly overplayed bc it is so good though. And my ears have been bleeding for decades over it, I get it. But If you plucked a few ppl from an eastern nation that doesn’t celebrate Christmas and played them “All I Want” I’m sure they’d find it catchy and fun.
It's a good song the first few times! But any song played more times than you can count on one hand is going to get annoying after a while.
Anyone using that song on their reels or other content gets no view or like from me. Move along.
I read here on BP couple of times that is the worst Christmas song but I seen on the news that it is the most popular Christmas song there is. I don't know because I never listen to it.
Quite possibly that metric is 'most played' not 'most popular'. Corporate purchases of licenced music for stores adds up to huge amounts of play-time. It does not equate to the staff loving the song.
The worst Christmas song ever written is Fairytale of New York, Mariah is great in comparison!
If you need some variety, try Finnish and Swedish xmas songs with subtitles on. you'll get some merry themes like "life is short and unpleasant" and "that's my dead baby brother" among others
The ones I listen to are usually about how they have to put up with their insane family. One has just been made into a movie too, which I will hopefully watch soon! (How to make gravy, the iconic Aussie Christmas song about a guy stuck in prison wondering who will make gravy for his family)
I can't listen to "Baby, It's Cold Outside" anymore; the lyrics are very date-rapey.
"Seriously i have to go now" "s l e e p w i t h m e w o m a n"
Load More Replies...I have a really good one for you- Deck the halls by REO Speedwagon. It's a fun rocker. However, Trans-Siberian Orchestra's "Carol of the Bells" is a great one to pretend to direct the orchestra to.
And here I am just trying to find a Christmas song that's not about a relationship or religion. I just want to freaking Deck the Halls and rock around Christmas tree y'all!
My this seasons favorite song is "I want a hippopotamos for Christmas"
Load More Replies...Let it snow, It's the Most Wonderful Time of the year (if you can ignore the references to the imagery), Frosty the Snowman, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Stop the Cavalry, Twelve Days of Christmas - some mention Christmas but aren't about religion, so I hope that works for you. If you want to include non-English songs: Schneeglöckchen weiss Röckchen, Oh Tannenbaum (only in English it's a 'Christmas Tree), oh, and of course "Jingle Bells".
Hi, hate to break it to you @TruthoftheHeart but Christmas is a religious celebration. So good luck in your quest to find something.
Well the Jesus ones are also pretty old remember that, Christmas is a mix of celebrating Christ's birth and pagan winter holidays because fun fact Jesus was most likely born in the spring and so really religious people don't celebrate because Dec 25 was never mentioned in the Bible, the reason why is so the Catholic church could help pagans convert more smoothly which I say my fellow Christians need to take note instead of shouting in people's faces about the devil and going to hell, all it does is make people think we are crazy, it's best to maybe slip Bible verses into conversations once in a blue moon or be like "Hey want to go to church with me on Sunday, you don't have to but it be nice if you did", doesn't that sound way nicer guys?
For those of us who had our childhood scarred by it. I haven't heard Snoopy's Christmas yet.
Prisons don't provide Gatorade. Water. That's what they give you. Which isn't enough if you're having massive diarrhea or poor intake. Because you need the sodium and glucose in Gatorade to use your sodium glucose transporters. To super speed water into the body. Had a patient die bc they only gave him water and I recommended Gatorade. Prison is an awful place to be or to work at.
"Hey guys, I am working on a new catchprase, not sure if it quite works... Rattle me timbers? Or shiver me timbers? Which one works best?
Poll Question
How do you feel about the holiday season as an introvert?
I find it overwhelming
I enjoy the social gatherings
I prefer my own company
I try to balance both
Yeah, there’s been a good mix lately. Funny memes, photographs, cats…
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Yeah, there’s been a good mix lately. Funny memes, photographs, cats…
Load More Replies...Don't forget your multiple daily updates about that guy who jacked that CEO.
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