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The holiday season can be hell for introverts. So many people, so many gatherings and events, so much small talk. So little time alone. One might even argue that this time of year is a match made in heaven for extroverts. If you feel like you're struggling along, with nowhere to hide from the masses, don't despair.

The Funny Introvert is a quiet but hilarious corner of the internet, dedicated to less talk and more memes. It's clocked up an impressive 3 million followers. And for good reason... The Instagram account is a wall of hysterical and relatable content for those who, quite frankly, prefer their own company. Bored Panda has put together our personal favorites from the page. Cancel your weekend plans, and keep scrolling for a much-needed dose of laughter during these trying times.

#1

A hilarious meme about kidney schedules and logging out of other devices, shared on Instagram.

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XenoMurph
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You gave her a kidney, maybe that's a turn on for her. You just need to turn her off, then on again, that'll reset it.

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    #9

    Hilarious meme about confusing the IT guy, making simple tech support seem impossible, from popular Instagram page.

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    UncleJohn3000
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have mixed feelings when I stump the expert. On the one hand, I feel somewhat validated that they couldn't fix it either, and yet I still want my problem solved.

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    #11

    Meme joke about forgetting English words for humor, suggesting being seen as bilingual instead of ignorant.

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    AuntKaren12
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend (59) and I (61) joke all the time about not remembering a word for something. My latest word was beltloop - hers was an iron.

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    #12

    Hilarious meme about cats, featuring a tweet by Andrew Nadeau joking about talking to his cat without understanding her meows.

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    UncleJohn3000
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep a small flock of ducks and quack at them frequently. They usually ignore me but every once in a while, all their heads snap around as if to say, "WHAT?"

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    #14

    Hilarious meme about self-checkout struggles, shared on Instagram, capturing the humor in everyday shopping experiences.

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    Julia Mckinney
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'm technically a boomer and I'd like to annouce that I successfully managed to "tap" my card to pay for something.

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    #17

    Hilarious meme about bread at Olive Garden with humorous text exchange between mom and child.

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    Julia Mckinney
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I'll fill up on the salad instead. I love that stuff! (minus the tomatoes though- I'm allergic to raw ones)

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    #25

    Funny meme about a US debate, shared on Instagram, highlighting humor in family dynamics.

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    keyboardtek
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now the rest of the world will be simultaneously laughing at America and living in fear of the repercussions for the next four years during the destruction of our democracy.

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    #28

    Hilarious meme about a woman's outfit change after a text about splitting the bill, shared on Instagram.

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    pineapple87
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mind splitting the bill but somehow telling the other person in advance that that's what's going to happen seems like a mood killer

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    #34

    A funny meme about living with parents, shared on Instagram.

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    keyboardtek
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then when you turn 18 and move into an apartment with a real psychopath you realize maybe your parents were not so bad after all.

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    #35

    Funny meme about an employee saying "sorry, it's my first day" for two years, shared on Instagram.

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    Anne Nyheim
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just said "I am new here". More versatile, never a lie, sure the customer have seen me working here before today, so no it is not my first day, but I am still learning all this stuff. No it is not my first week either. Or month. Or year. But I am still learning, see, so I am still new

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    #36

    Hilarious meme about Valentine's Day tips from an Instagram page, featuring a witty plan for extra earnings.

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    J K
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering what the holiday was twisted into that is an appropriate way to 'celebrate' the holiday.

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    #38

    Hilarious meme about the struggle to wake up early, shared on Instagram with a humorous tweet format.

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always get up for the 5am pee. You won't get back to sleep otherwise. Just go full zombie and don't turn on the lights and you'll be happily dreaming away in a jiffy

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    #39

    Hilarious meme about a kindergartener's school day, shared on Instagram, featuring a funny crocodile story.

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    Damned_Cat
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny how some kids will think it's nothing to hold a crocodile, yet other kids will talk for an hour about how they got to use their favorite purple crayon.

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    #44

    Text meme humorously describing five types of Christmas songs.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one is allowed to mention that one Christmas Song that is the worst song of all time sung by that warbling wench Mariah Carey.

    Evolbeky
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    1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, but I still feel that "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus" has got to be the absolute worst ever. It's weird and confusing as a child, and weird and gross when you get older 🫣 edit: I meant young child who believes in Santa vs older child who knows parents are Santa but is still a child. Yes. I know it was about the dad, but it still creeped me out when I was young after I made that revelation lol

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    Elladine DesIsles
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to support those voting for "Grandma got run over by a reindeer," but I've also heard a song about Santa not showing up and the horrible odor coming from the fireplace (obvious implication, Santa got stuck, died, and is decomposing in the chimney). Which my ex put on a homemade mixed holiday CD for our daughter when she was a preteen. Can't think of the name of it, might be pretty obscure. I hope it is obscure! But that has to be the worst ever

    Kit Black
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twisted Christmas. It is not obscure, and kids from 7 to 17 love it, lol!

    Kit Black
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like you forgot to get older... mommy's kissing daddy dressed as santa claus.

    Nikole
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dad of the family is dressed as Santa to surprise and delight the kids, but when they think the kids are gone, the mom kisses “Santa” aka the dad and the kids see.

    Lyoness
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not imho - that'd be Grandma being trampled to death by Rudolph and co.

    Papa
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you feel about "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"?

    st4x2gt974
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    6 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I actually just had this debate and we both decided “Blue Christmas” is in fact the WORST Christmas Song of all time. Above All I want 4 Xmas. Above “Simply having . . .” No. Over all of them. Then I pointed out to him that our generation (Millennials) are the first to cancel Elvis bc we all collectively agreed (correctly) that his music was AWFUL and so was he. The fact that no one has yet brought him up gives me hope that I’m correct about the latter bc u know that song sux

    Nikole
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    5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that no one brought it up as being a sucky xmas song confirms your decision it’s a sucky xmas song? Okay… Logical… And I like Blue Christmas.

    Pandora
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I want for Christmas is to NEVER hear that song again!

    GhostlySnail (she/her)
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! It’s way overplayed but it’s the sound of Christmas to me and it’s not a bad song. Happy holidays aroace tiger!

    justagirl
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    5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do too. it's a good song, but by the end of the season you've heard it on loop in so many places so many times you wanna punch something.

    Beak Hookage
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *kills you* Nah, just kidding. I don't think I've ever even heard it, so I don't care!

    Owen
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mariah Carey is like a horrible rash that comes back every year at the same time.

    Farnzy
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but the worst Xmas song is sung by Paul McCartney

    Nikole
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    5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Follow up to my comment… Paul was revered as the most sensitive Beatle (we all know it was George though… I loved him), and then Paul puts out that banal, plastic piece of c**p. Wings sucked.

    st4x2gt974
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn’t a terrible song, and Mariah Carey sounds fantastic on it. It’s horribly, horribly horribly overplayed bc it is so good though. And my ears have been bleeding for decades over it, I get it. But If you plucked a few ppl from an eastern nation that doesn’t celebrate Christmas and played them “All I Want” I’m sure they’d find it catchy and fun.

    Jeff Hunt
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago I heard a radio d.j. say: “We’ll do Mariah Carey, but we won’t play her!” It still makes me laugh.

    Aerial (Any pronouns/Canadian/Jewish)
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a good song the first few times! But any song played more times than you can count on one hand is going to get annoying after a while.

    Satya Bain
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    4 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone using that song on their reels or other content gets no view or like from me. Move along.

    Brian Droste
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read here on BP couple of times that is the worst Christmas song but I seen on the news that it is the most popular Christmas song there is. I don't know because I never listen to it.

    David Morgan
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    5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite possibly that metric is 'most played' not 'most popular'. Corporate purchases of licenced music for stores adds up to huge amounts of play-time. It does not equate to the staff loving the song.

    Remi (He/Him)
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need some variety, try Finnish and Swedish xmas songs with subtitles on. you'll get some merry themes like "life is short and unpleasant" and "that's my dead baby brother" among others

    Huddo's sister
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones I listen to are usually about how they have to put up with their insane family. One has just been made into a movie too, which I will hopefully watch soon! (How to make gravy, the iconic Aussie Christmas song about a guy stuck in prison wondering who will make gravy for his family)

    Pandarosa
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm SO looking forward to seeing this. Love Paul Kelly at Christmas xxxxx

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't listen to "Baby, It's Cold Outside" anymore; the lyrics are very date-rapey.

    Earonn -
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    5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, the song used to be cute and funny before I understood what was going on.

    Julia Mckinney
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    6 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a really good one for you- Deck the halls by REO Speedwagon. It's a fun rocker. However, Trans-Siberian Orchestra's "Carol of the Bells" is a great one to pretend to direct the orchestra to.

    Nikole
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like a killjoy because Trans-Siberian Orchestra annoys me sooooooo much.

    TruthoftheHeart
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I am just trying to find a Christmas song that's not about a relationship or religion. I just want to freaking Deck the Halls and rock around Christmas tree y'all!

    My O My
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My this seasons favorite song is "I want a hippopotamos for Christmas"

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    Earonn -
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    5 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let it snow, It's the Most Wonderful Time of the year (if you can ignore the references to the imagery), Frosty the Snowman, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Stop the Cavalry, Twelve Days of Christmas - some mention Christmas but aren't about religion, so I hope that works for you. If you want to include non-English songs: Schneeglöckchen weiss Röckchen, Oh Tannenbaum (only in English it's a 'Christmas Tree), oh, and of course "Jingle Bells".

    Arthur O'Byrne
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, hate to break it to you @TruthoftheHeart but Christmas is a religious celebration. So good luck in your quest to find something.

    Pandarosa
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..... and before that it was a pagan celebration. So good luck in your quest to reconcile that one.

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    6 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christmas is not a religious celebration to many, many people. Sorry, but maybe we want to hear something Christmas-y without all that fake religious cràp added..

    KittyGaming
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the Jesus ones are also pretty old remember that, Christmas is a mix of celebrating Christ's birth and pagan winter holidays because fun fact Jesus was most likely born in the spring and so really religious people don't celebrate because Dec 25 was never mentioned in the Bible, the reason why is so the Catholic church could help pagans convert more smoothly which I say my fellow Christians need to take note instead of shouting in people's faces about the devil and going to hell, all it does is make people think we are crazy, it's best to maybe slip Bible verses into conversations once in a blue moon or be like "Hey want to go to church with me on Sunday, you don't have to but it be nice if you did", doesn't that sound way nicer guys?

    Hippopotamuses
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of us who had our childhood scarred by it. I haven't heard Snoopy's Christmas yet.

    WubiDubi
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are their no new songs? Themes: Roddys' house has no chimney but a heat pump, LED Christmas lights blinded Rudolph...

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    #47

    Text meme humorously contrasts Gatorade drinkers as either athletes or hungover people, highlighting hilarious situations.

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    Tyranamar Suess
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prisons don't provide Gatorade. Water. That's what they give you. Which isn't enough if you're having massive diarrhea or poor intake. Because you need the sodium and glucose in Gatorade to use your sodium glucose transporters. To super speed water into the body. Had a patient die bc they only gave him water and I recommended Gatorade. Prison is an awful place to be or to work at.

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    #49

    Funny meme about the first time a pirate said "shiver me timbers," shared on an Instagram page.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey guys, I am working on a new catchprase, not sure if it quite works... Rattle me timbers? Or shiver me timbers? Which one works best?

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if... In a few decades time the Hannah Montana soundtrack is held up to the same esteem as Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon?

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    StarCrossedFriday
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow this reminds me of Adam Kaye’s description of Kegels: ‘imagine you’re naked in a bathtub full of eels and you don’t want any to get in’.

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    Nils Skirnir
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta laugh at folks who bemoan the ‘long’ wait times for a new patient appointment at the VA. They obviously never got a new health plan, never got a new job, or moved and had to get a new provider - often a months long wait. Even w/great health insurance.

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    reuben kift
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you have to be depressed to enjoy mac and cheese? Mac and cheese is awesome. The fact that I have depression doesn't factore into this. I think.

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    6 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly people! You can have a non work/holiday routine that is even MORE routine. Dreams can come true.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    6 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part about playing fantasy football is trying to come up with the best team name XD I think my two favorites were Friday Night Wights and The Brady Hair Experience.

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    UKGrandad
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    1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurricaning? You and your wife are going to be energetically blowing tall boys in the school parking lot? Perverts!

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    How do you feel about the holiday season as an introvert?

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    I try to balance both