You gave her a kidney, maybe that's a turn on for her. You just need to turn her off, then on again, that'll reset it.

i spat out my water🤣

how many bananas is that?

Aussie here, I think we're already doing that but not telling anyone. Not even ourselves.

Keep mentioning his height.

Brandon just got, very appropriately, dunked on

This is a lot funnier than it should be.

i just slipped and fell 🤷‍♀️

I always have mixed feelings when I stump the expert. On the one hand, I feel somewhat validated that they couldn't fix it either, and yet I still want my problem solved.

My friend says I'm the only person he does IT for now because by the time I call him, I've already tried everything from turning it off and on again all the way through the first Google page.

Is there an app for that?

I work in IT and appreciate the calls that aren't fixed by turning it off / on again. 95% of IT calls are simple and mundane ...

....ahhhh, but your IT person has seen things you can't imagine 🤭

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I tried to get info from the Amazon IT guy yesterday. He asked if I had another home and I could use that address to set up my digital buys. I said no, I can only afford one home. How much do they pay these Amazon works!!!

My M.O.

My friend (59) and I (61) joke all the time about not remembering a word for something. My latest word was beltloop - hers was an iron.

I keep a small flock of ducks and quack at them frequently. They usually ignore me but every once in a while, all their heads snap around as if to say, "WHAT?"

Including yourself

Well, I'm technically a boomer and I'd like to annouce that I successfully managed to "tap" my card to pay for something.

I feel seen.

I shall be known as Nomu

Nah, I'll fill up on the salad instead. I love that stuff! (minus the tomatoes though- I'm allergic to raw ones)

Wait till you get a set of food containers

all the time

🤫

Well now. Huh.

Heaps better!!

what the hill!

“A cutie in the death cab is worth two in the bush.”

Toad in the hole anyone? Spotted d**k for dessert?

And now the rest of the world will be simultaneously laughing at America and living in fear of the repercussions for the next four years during the destruction of our democracy.

how about 'math'. its a fast way to lose friends😂

I don't mind splitting the bill but somehow telling the other person in advance that that's what's going to happen seems like a mood killer

That damn scene of throwing the jewel overboard still annoys me.

The horse has landed. I repeat. The horse has landed.

Or vote for tax funded, free health care? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Ha! Also: oh…

And then when you turn 18 and move into an apartment with a real psychopath you realize maybe your parents were not so bad after all.

The bad circle spiral towards burnout!

I sold my soul for $5 and got some lousy dinosaur sponges

That's what SHE said! 😉 BA DUM DUM! TSS!!

I just said "I am new here". More versatile, never a lie, sure the customer have seen me working here before today, so no it is not my first day, but I am still learning all this stuff. No it is not my first week either. Or month. Or year. But I am still learning, see, so I am still new

Considering what the holiday was twisted into that is an appropriate way to 'celebrate' the holiday.

It's funny how some kids will think it's nothing to hold a crocodile, yet other kids will talk for an hour about how they got to use their favorite purple crayon.

Always get up for the 5am pee. You won't get back to sleep otherwise. Just go full zombie and don't turn on the lights and you'll be happily dreaming away in a jiffy

I (dont) hear ya

Noddin his head like yeah, movin his hips like yeah

I went to bed after the moon landing in 69 as a child, and woke up as a woman.

No one is allowed to mention that one Christmas Song that is the worst song of all time sung by that warbling wench Mariah Carey.

Well before 2007…

my gum-gum was called Granky . . .