You gave her a kidney, maybe that's a turn on for her. You just need to turn her off, then on again, that'll reset it.

i spat out my water🤣

how many bananas is that?

Aussie here, I think we're already doing that but not telling anyone. Not even ourselves.

Brandon just got, very appropriately, dunked on

Keep mentioning his height.

This is a lot funnier than it should be.

i just slipped and fell 🤷‍♀️

My M.O.

I always have mixed feelings when I stump the expert. On the one hand, I feel somewhat validated that they couldn't fix it either, and yet I still want my problem solved.

My friend (59) and I (61) joke all the time about not remembering a word for something. My latest word was beltloop - hers was an iron.

I keep a small flock of ducks and quack at them frequently. They usually ignore me but every once in a while, all their heads snap around as if to say, "WHAT?"

Including yourself

Well, I'm technically a boomer and I'd like to annouce that I successfully managed to "tap" my card to pay for something.

I feel seen.

I shall be known as Nomu

Nah, I'll fill up on the salad instead. I love that stuff! (minus the tomatoes though- I'm allergic to raw ones)

Wait till you get a set of food containers

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all the time

Well now. Huh.

Toad in the hole anyone? Spotted d**k for dessert?

Heaps better!!

what the hill!

“A cutie in the death cab is worth two in the bush.”

And now the rest of the world will be simultaneously laughing at America and living in fear of the repercussions for the next four years during the destruction of our democracy.

how about 'math'. its a fast way to lose friends😂

I don't mind splitting the bill but somehow telling the other person in advance that that's what's going to happen seems like a mood killer

It's a red flag if she wasn't planning to bring her wallet to begin with. How entitled do you have to be to assume someone else is going to foot the bill?

What? I am so confused on why people expect men to pay all the time. At least he didn't say she was paying for it all. And as long as he doesn't buy something super expensive that she has to pay for. (If I am missing a very clear joke here pls tell me)

I dont mind splitting the bill . The game changer is when he tells you to bring tyour wallet because your going dutch and the he asks you to pay his bill.... and asks for money for the cable bill. it happened to me once. this is why i keep extra running shoes in my car

The one extending the invitation should be expected to pay imho. Else, ask the other person "to meet" for a drink/meal, which implies Dutch. But if you "invite" someone to a meal, you imply treat. But I'm old school I guess.

I don't mind going Dutch, that way I can order what I like no matter how much it costs. And don't "feel" obligated at the end.

So her only reason for going on the date was to get a free feed?

Expecting the man to pay, is ridiculous. I don't understand why people continue with this nonsense. Society has started to stand up against lots of toxic ideas, but for some reason society hasn't tackled this one yet. I really don't get it.

It's TELLING someone you'll be splitting the bill that's the issue. By default, I expect and am happy to pay the bill in full. Equally, I'm not so insecure that I refuse any assistance with it. However, I discuss it with my date so they don't feel there's any obligation just because I bought them dinner. I paid for the pleasure of their company - if they enjoyed mine enough for things to go further, that's great. If not, I'm not going to have a massive tantrum about it.

Why assume this random guy or guys in general are into the high heels and silk dresses etc... This just has "selling your body and form" vibes to it... I dunno man it makes me dislike this whole thing if I find out a woman is doing that on a date. As a baseline for dates I say dress fittingly for both men and women! In matter you like and think looks good! The whole dress up for someone is reserved for later in the relationship XD

I've always preferred my ladies in jeans and sneakers anyway.

The horse has landed. I repeat. The horse has landed.

That damn scene of throwing the jewel overboard still annoys me.