😂 I'm gonna use this one from now on

Now look what you've done!

By your boyfriend too.

Just like Mom used to make...

Ah, the fun of passing the dysfunction on...

we all have done this. Oh the cleaning

Son: Why should I make my bed if I'm just going to sleep in it tonight? Mother: Why should I feed you if I know you're going to die someday anyways?

Priceless!!

Coz cats can take revenge easily.

Bumblebee skirt

Amen!

I want to be a stay at home trophy wife.

Hahahaha.. Ohh myyy goddd .. some of these are really savage!

I don't think her children will look good all covered up in Frost :) ... {I am prepared to get down voted on this comment by all PC people out there. }

This IS the b***h his mama warned him about!

The kids look sceptical! lol

Coz everyone here is stoned, why do you think they are singing songs for a man on a cloud?

...which is back where I started! Let's have wine...

Hahahahaa.. ohh fck.. that's Savage, specially with those expressions, its just funny as hell.

Yes! ! !

Yep, I'm sure a robot could make better chocolate with eggs.

Mine, or yours?

Thats what we have been doing all the time.

Unrelated - I want those telephones back everywhere, so that people will dial less and specially our lives will be relieved of stupid text messages.

Also known as the 'couch potato' pose.

Yayyyyyyy vodka!!

There's never a correct answer!

I notice it's a woman who's got all the answers . . .

Is it the man expressing this because he's the one cooking, or is it the woman... because the man is cooking?

Said the dog.

hahahahaha

best picture :D!

Hangry?

Oh God...Mom's using the Campbell's Soup Cook Book again...Where's the Pepto Bismol?

...and then I woke up.

I don't believe you. We know all well that smile.

Hahahaha.. this is nice.. 😀

Every single day

I have never had a boyfriend or husband who cooks. What am I doing wrong?

The kid's face!

Well, the couch and the curtains match. The chair , they found at the side of the road, with a "Free" sign on it.

Relatable

That tiny fridge. I had one in the 70's.

I need hers instead of my Fitbit hahaha

that's called not applying yourself to the job you'd rather not have

She must not eat much....

And Mary didn't had a restriction of 140 characters!

What's not to love about taking all the things you can normally do with ease and making them unnecessarily hard?

It depends on how you define success. We also don't know what kind of childhood most people had. Sorry! Suddenly realised I was being way too serious for this comedic submission!

Yep, one pair in every color ;D

So THAT'S what they have in that bag. Hope they brought enough for everyone.

"It takes a village to raise a child" No one said anything about multiple children.

Cute swim suits

I’ve said it before, but I honestly don’t really understand being embarrassed of your parents. I’m not ashamed of my parents, I understand being embarrassed FOR them, but why be ashamed the people who care for you? Parents are badass. (Yes I’m boring, but whatever)

Well, that was an ugly chair, anyway.

And the other bottles go with 1) children screaming, 2) husbands nagging, and 3) That time of the month.

Well, it starts with one fluffy little kitten....

See mom there's a method to my madness

Priorities. You know you're not going to eat that salad, anyway.