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If you've been around Bored Panda long enough, you know we have a soft spot for signs.
From Australian artist Michael Pederson to the legendary El Arroyo restaurant, we cover pretty much everyone who knows how to send a message. Or doesn't!
There's a Facebook group called 'The Absurd Sign Project' and, as the name implies, its members are sharing the funniest sign fails they can find.
We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group.
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We contacted the group's administrators and moderators and one of them, Craig Hey, was kind enough to tell us more about this amusing corner of the internet.
"The community is fantastic," Craig told Bored Panda.
The gang is approaching 100,000 members but the predecessor of 'The Absurd Sign Project' had 166,000 before Facebook decided to ban it.
However, when it comes to content, numbers aren't the most important thing.
From time to time, bigger Facebook groups attract toxic users who want to litter all over them but Craig said they don't have this problem.
"Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down."
As you can see, the signs that get featured on the group come from a variety of places but there are a few leaders.
"The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," Craig said.
The representative of 'The Absurd Sign Project' thinks the main reason why there are so many funny signs isn't incompetence. Rather, it's our desire to make each other laugh.
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Kesam 2 years ago
The Greek part says "We're Orthodox Christians" so you might have to edit it a little 😉
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Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
Step outside Ma'am, we've had several reports of someone screaming Oh God Oh God last night
Sonia Phocas 2 years ago
Translation is wrong: ‘we are Christian Orthodox. We do not allow anyone to bother us/lecture us on our religion’. That’s what it should say.
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I speak Greek but I'm definitely not an expert so please take this with a grain of salt I think the part in Greek is trying to say that we won't let anyone bother us because of our faith (like persecute or hurt us?) The English translation is definitely wrong
Craig Morrison 2 years ago (edited)
"We are orthodox Christians. It is not permitted for anyone to bother us on the matter of our faith."
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Rosa Mardani 1 year ago
because, tho i dont say it outloud much, there ARE ppl who arnt religious! and they are mostly polite, so they keep their traps shut! believe it or not, they even feel uncomfortable when others talk about this stuff, SO, thats why!!!!
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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Check your municipal ordinances. In my city, if you post a "no soliciting" sign, it includes religious proselytizers. They ignored my sign once, whereupon I demanded to see their permit, also required by municipal ordinance. They left quickly.
Kavouris Helen 2 years ago (edited)
Actually this translates to: we are orthodox Christians and don't allow anyone to come here and speak to us about matters pertaining to our religion.
Catmandu 2 years ago
Eimaste hristianoi orthodozoi den epitrepomen se kanenan ma mas enohlei gia themata tis pistis mas (in Greek)
Anna Poręba 2 years ago
If you want a peaceful time with no consequences later you all better not talk about: Religions, politics, someone's weight/age.
Ricardo Ferreira 2 years ago
And Politics. And Social Politics. ... well, to anyone that want to discuss anything! I just want nice conversations on my property.
Heather Nemanic 1 year ago
Try telling that to those young Men who come to your Door wearing a Bright White Dress Shirt and shiny Black Shoes..
Elijah Freilich 2 years ago
ΕΙΜΑΣΤΕ ΧΡΙΣΤΙΑΝΟΙ ΟΡΘΟΔΟΞΟΙ ΔΕΝ ΕΠΙΤΡΕΠΟΜΕΝ ΣΕ ΚΑΝΕΝΑΝ ΝΑ ΜΑΣ ΕΝΟΧΛΕΙ ΓΙΑ ΘΕΜΑΤΑ ΤΗΣ ΠΙΣΤΗΣ ΜΑΣ actually translates to WE ARE ORTHODOX CHRISTIANS WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BOTHER US ABOUT MATTERS OF OUR FAITH
Janis Wise 2 years ago
I tell ‘em “Why yes, I have time and would love to hear about your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ! But I get to go first and tell you about my Lord and Savior The Flying Spaghetti Monster.” Some times, so as not to get bored, I change it up to “My Lord and Savior Cthulhu” or the old standards, “My Lord and Savior Satan, or Beelzebub, or Baphomet.”
James Pasquini 2 years ago
Was that sign in a tavern? They should have politics on there also. Alcohol doesn't mix with those two.
Linda Daulby 2 years ago
I want this by my gate to stop people knocking on my door asking to be either Mormon, Catholic, Protestant, or any other religion with me putting a little added to it saying i believe in my myself.
Elizabeth VanDyke 2 years ago
I could discuss religion and politics all day! I used to invite Jehovah Witness' into my home to confuse them about religion. They soon stopped coming. Don't know why.
Marguerite Wagner 2 years ago
They stopped coming because they are looking for people who want to learn about the Bible, they are not looking to discuss with people who are obviously not interested in learning what the Bible teaches.
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Stavros the Panda 2 years ago
It is a sign to warn off Jehovah's witnesses who usually ring the bell and ask if you would like them to talk to you about religion. So both the Greek and English translation make sense, in their own way.
Phil Boswell 2 years ago
I think the folks complaining about the quality of the translation have missed the point…
Thalia Lovering 2 years ago
The translation is wrong. Sing says "we are Christian Orthodox and we don't allow anybody to annoy us about our faith". It's actually NOT a cool sign.
Panda 2 years ago
I wish the English version was what they intended to say and the greek version just a bad translation!
Πέτρος Λε 2 years ago
That’s not even what the sign says in Greek. It says “We are Orthodox Christians, no is allowed to bother us about matters of our faith” This is put up in Greek homes in areas in Greece (and US, Canada, Australia, etc) where there are a lot of Greek Jehovas Witnesses trying to convert the Orthodox Christians to their false religion. We don’t want to hear it.
Leda Anastasia 2 years ago
We are christian Orthodox, we don’t allow anyone disturbing us in regard to our faith. This is a very typical sticker the local church is giving to their hardcore members and even the language choice (old Greek) is disturbing and problematic, highly associated with the far left.
Alfred Meltegir 2 years ago
Far right you mean, not left. Fascists and extremists.
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Penina Baron 2 years ago
Would it be disgusting in your eyes if they were secular and didn't want to be bothered by religious people? If they don't want to be harassed by people questioning their decisions and beliefs regardless if they would be religious or secular, I personally don't have an issue with it.
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"We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," Craig added.
"If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"
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If you also have to make a sign, whether it's for your kid's lemonade stand or a business of your own, it might be worth remembering a chat in our earlier piece on funny and clever signs with Adrian Geach.
Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda that "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."
#19
phil bishop 2 years ago
Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. Sounds reasonable to me....
#20
June’s Very Own 2 years ago (edited)
And then the man went wee wee wee wee wee, all the way home 😉
#21
Geach has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.
With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.
"A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the less is more approach," he said.
#23
June’s Very Own 2 years ago
Where else am I supposed to do my competitive dog grooming? In the elevator!?
#25
"There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign, but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach revealed.
"A bad sign is too much lettering, not enough space around or in-between text and logos, and bad color choices."
But after seeing a few more posts on 'The Absurd Sign Project', we'll become experts on those by ourselves!
#27
ThePanInPanda 2 years ago
Watch someone take the table and leave all the rest of the stuff on the ground, untouched.
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#34
June’s Very Own 2 years ago
I love EVERYTHING about this. Especially the voodoo dolls being made while you wait 😂
#35
#39
June’s Very Own 2 years ago
The fact that they probably had to write the sign based on some persons actions is unreal
#40
Lawrencium 2 years ago
For those of you not familiar, Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull testicles...
#48
Lawrencium 2 years ago
The missing closing quotation marks is what bugs me the most about this...
#49
June’s Very Own 2 years ago
This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen/read in my whole life without a doubt
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Random Anon 2 years ago
Quite a few of these pictures would also qualify for "You only had one job" kind of list.
Wisteria Lacoss-Arnold 1 year ago (edited)
But it's so FUN to down vote them into oblivion!
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MacKenzie Moore 2 years ago
why is always the place to find job offers? and why are they always spam?
JESSI WOLFE 2 years ago
I once went to this great Amish restaurant called 'Old Buggy Buffet ' Imagine what I thought when I first saw that on their sign.
Lsai Aeon 2 years ago
Nope, you just drew more attention to it. Downvote and move on, don't do this c**p
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Random Anon 2 years ago
Quite a few of these pictures would also qualify for "You only had one job" kind of list.
Wisteria Lacoss-Arnold 1 year ago (edited)
But it's so FUN to down vote them into oblivion!
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why is always the place to find job offers? and why are they always spam?
JESSI WOLFE 2 years ago
I once went to this great Amish restaurant called 'Old Buggy Buffet ' Imagine what I thought when I first saw that on their sign.
Lsai Aeon 2 years ago
Nope, you just drew more attention to it. Downvote and move on, don't do this c**p
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