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If you've been around Bored Panda long enough, you know we have a soft spot for signs.

From Australian artist Michael Pederson to the legendary El Arroyo restaurant, we cover pretty much everyone who knows how to send a message. Or doesn't!

There's a Facebook group called 'The Absurd Sign Project' and, as the name implies, its members are sharing the funniest sign fails they can find.

We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group.

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    We contacted the group's administrators and moderators and one of them, Craig Hey, was kind enough to tell us more about this amusing corner of the internet.

    "The community is fantastic," Craig told Bored Panda.

    The gang is approaching 100,000 members but the predecessor of 'The Absurd Sign Project' had 166,000 before Facebook decided to ban it.

    However, when it comes to content, numbers aren't the most important thing. 

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, the chances of you pooping on your hairdresser is never 0

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many incidents have happened to need a sign put up Before said sign little kid pat's fart squirrels gets sprayed parents complain because they thought it was a squirrel many many complaints later

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    From time to time, bigger Facebook groups attract toxic users who want to litter all over them but Craig said they don't have this problem.

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    "Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down."

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw her last week running out on the pitch and the referees tackled her.

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    As you can see, the signs that get featured on the group come from a variety of places but there are a few leaders.

    "The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," Craig said.

    The representative of 'The Absurd Sign Project' thinks the main reason why there are so many funny signs isn't incompetence. Rather, it's our desire to make each other laugh.

    "We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," Craig added.

    "If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"

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    If you also have to make a sign, whether it's for your kid's lemonade stand or a business of your own, it might be worth remembering a chat in our earlier piece on funny and clever signs with Adrian Geach.

    Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda that "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. Sounds reasonable to me....

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    Geach has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.

    With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.

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    "A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the less is more approach," he said.

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    "There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign, but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach revealed. 

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    "A bad sign is too much lettering, not enough space around or in-between text and logos, and bad color choices."

    But after seeing a few more posts on 'The Absurd Sign Project', we'll become experts on those by ourselves!

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    ThePanInPanda
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch someone take the table and leave all the rest of the stuff on the ground, untouched.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I hate it when my disabled elderly children get pregnant!

    Floof
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am I stupid? I don't get how this is clever. someone explain pls!

    Lawrencium
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    due to the lack of punctuation it sounds like you have to be a disabled elderly pregnant child to use the bathroom

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    Solidhog
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we talking elderly children physical age or mental age?

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly I need to get out more, because I've never met anybody who fitted that description before.

    Pluto
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me who is disabled, elderly, and pregnant, all while being a child

    HarriMissesScotland
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, Some would consider me elderly (65), I am disabled, I just had a cat scan that looks like I am pregnant with an alien child. I find out when I am due on Monday. I do live in Florida, so anything is possible, you know.

    Valerie Smart
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never seen a disabled elderly pregnant child before . Interesting .

    delightfuldragon
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's very specific. What if you're not a disabled elderly pregnant child? Can you use the sink?

    Allison O'Brien
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it means disabled, elderly, pregnant, and children...... still very funny

    Pankaj Sharma
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should also be, for people with IBS, or do we fit in disabled category for that reason??

    P.C.
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, it’s for disabled elderly who haven’t grown up and got lucky at… um… age 50? What’s considered elderly??

    ExtraCreamyTwinkie
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 2023, I identify as a DISABLED, ELDERLY, PREGNANT, CHILD-EATING twinkie. :p

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this before, with a picture to answer all the questions: a one-legged child who was both elderly and pregnant.

    Kaylynn Willprecht
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i read this as if ur a Disabled, Elderly, Pregnant, Child then u may use this toilet

    ZombieGirl 8300
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How u be elderly and a child at the same time!? Also children can't be pregnant... Can they?

    Larry XK
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an adult able-bodied, agile male, I find this sign highly discriminating.

    C H
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tough life but at least you have a dedicated toilet

    Cat
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'elderly' and 'child' do not fit in the same category, and I'm pretty sure if you're elderly, you're way too old to get pregnant, so this just is 👁👄👁

    Janis Wise
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I’m disabled & elderly, but not a pregnant child. Man, hope I can hold it til I get home.

    James Pasquini
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've yet to see a disabled, elderly, pregnant child. I think their ! key got stuck.

    * ~ l a s a n y a ~ *
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can a child be disabled, elderly, and pregnant? (I know what the sign is supposed to mean)

    MJLstrd
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many disabled, elderly, pregnant children do you find?

    A_Reddit_User
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    elderly and children might not be achieved but someone could go under three!

    Elizabeth VanDyke
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many children are able to use the toilet? I doubt if many qualify.

    P. Mozzani
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen a disabled, elderly, pregnant child and I'm glad that they have a separate toilet.

    J J
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only every disabled, elderly, pregnant, or pre-pubescent person Poops. Everyone else just holds it till they become one of these types...

    Nazda Pokmov
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do you know any disabled, elderly pregnant kids? Me neither......

    Katherine Boag
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thats why we dont call all pregnant people 'women', sadly some are children (or non binary people or trans men)

    Jo Kidd
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chances are the same person would have some issues being elderly&pregnant

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love EVERYTHING about this. Especially the voodoo dolls being made while you wait 😂

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that they probably had to write the sign based on some persons actions is unreal

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    Lawrencium
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you not familiar, Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull testicles...

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The missing closing quotation marks is what bugs me the most about this...

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen/read in my whole life without a doubt

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a student who called everything a thingy when she couldn't remember the name of it in English.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of you talking about the sign, meanwhile me: 'why are that guy's legs so long?'

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Our visit was wonderful but we never saw any bears. Please train your bears to be where guests can see them. This was an expensive trip to not get to see bears.” – Yellowstone visitor complain.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome TO the fence. Not welcome IN the fence.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it sad that my new goal is to have a BP comment with 500 up votes?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand they put these signs up to assist people from countries where toilets aren't raised but are set into the floor so you have to squat over them.

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    ThePanInPanda
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, it's filler text, it appears automatically as sample text in many programs. It's not supposed to mean anything important, they just forgot to delete it.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the Hotel California. You can never leave. Because you are forever lost.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because some smoke alarms detect a change in air conductivity rather than smoke per se. Nothing odd about this.

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    Lawrencium
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign makes a lot more sense when you realize it's in Hawkins, Indiana

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here's what it looked like after the small tornado from that Bugs Bunny cartoon came through!

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my home town there was the White Bus Company. The buses were painted blue. The White family preferred them that way.

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