Straight possibly, but possibly also VERY flexible.

Because she wants to look beautiful on both occasions? 😃

But now his upper lip is smooth? Thank god!

Well at least he didn't say it was his worst Christmas!

Aunty nowadays is banned from trips to the ocean.

What a fantastic 80 year old!

Only 1. That basically doesn't count

I feel so grossed out every time I see this quote.

Seriously, who does not turn off email popups during a presentation deserves even worse than this.

Thanks for the tip, I will... no, no I won't

This is hysterical! I would have lost it XD

The important question is: what did dad say? Or has he been shopping for peanut butter? If so, you better move.

When I read "playing house", I expected that they would diagnose each other for rare deseases while giving misanthropist comments.

I hope their sales don't plummet. #PrayForMacy's

She may have forwarded it to your dad!

That took me a second...

She just wanted to brag, if I wore Magnums I'd probably want my wife to brag too.

That's not TMI, that's hilarious. I always buy tampons and chocolate together. Sometimes I slap them up on the counter (if it's a woman cashier) and say...."any questions?" LOL

Please no details!!!

That's just sad.

...How did she find this out?????

maybe she was hitting on you.

Eeeeew... and yet I cannot stop laughing

...or the balls were too low....

The only appropriate reply would have been "congrats!"

hahahaha... that's a good one though

Well viagra WAS originally invented as heart medication :).

guy (on top of his girfriend) no i'm not having sex right now.

that's cute

As an excuse, that's a winner!

Imagine the fun in that house if this is anything to go on.

less salty

The more important question is: in how many days didn't she have a shower?

I can imagine it for some reason

"You're so full of s**t, the toilet is jealous".

Creepy

And then the murders began...

...how marriages are founded.

Yup, it's called the Bristol Chart. It's used by professional medics.

Sometimes we forget that Grandma was once a young lady....

Nope, u sure cant!

...Thanks for the warning i guess??

giving or receiving? strap it on, granny!

When at Hooters...

Umm, good to know?

Hahaha this is something I would do too!

Well, you can't do very much about it but giving her a hug and listen.

aww, he was probably trying to get her some sympathy.

He should get his prostate checked

My comment is TMI but this has happened to me (the lights turning off) it's very funny sitting on the toilet and waving your hands like a maniac so you can wipe properly, lmao

Dungeons & Dragons is life

Thank you, Hef!

"What a funny smell."

using the stripes as a guide when he was coming in for a landing

That was not well served, but she's right, as long as it's not in a "always be available for your man" way ;)

That is your problem, not mine! Keep for yourself.

Well, sometimes you have to improvise(tissues in your bag should be a better solution), but yeah, there was no need to share this specific tip....

That is kind of cute actually. Go Grannie!

How does he know? Wait... no... I do not want to know.