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Since the last time we wrote about Terrible Maps, a project that is dedicated to sharing maps no one asked for or needs, they've kept themselves rather busy. So it's only natural we created a follow-up article about the cartographers who are so bad, they're actually good. After all, what is the Internet for if not to poke fun at politics and our geographical illiteracy?
From hilarious guides on how to find the state of Kentucky to showing how many Switzerlands fit in Brazil, continue scrolling and check out these gems and tell us which one would you hang on your office wall!
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OK. We can clearly see these are bad maps. But how to know you're looking at a good one? Brant Scheidecker, a sales engineer at Cartegraph, highlighted some of the main essentials for accurate and easily interpretable map use.
"Every map should have a title. It allows the user to assess the purpose of the map quickly; allowing them to determine if it meets their needs," Scheidecker wrote.
Next, origin. A fancy name for a compass or the North arrow. "This allows the user to determine the maps reference to the earth. While most maps these days have North being straight up, occasionally you will encounter a map that has a skewed orientation, perhaps to better fit it on the physical medium it's presented on (i.e. paper), or simply because it’s easier to interact with the map in that orientation."
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When it comes to the source, it's a two-fold element. "It allows the map maker to provide the map viewer an idea where the data the map is representing is from; a necessity in determining the accuracy of a map. It also allows the map maker a way to cite the source of their data, avoiding all those pesky cries of plagiarism and the ensuing lawsuits," Scheidecker explained. "You have better uses for your time, like ensuring the rest of the T.O.S.S.L.A.D. elements are on your maps."
Let's not forget the legend (the area where a user can determine what a particular color or symbol represents on the map). "Without a legend, a user cannot successfully interpret what your map is trying to represent, 'Does the red skull and crossbones over my favorite restaurant mean what I think it means?'"
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You should also know when was the map that you're analyzing made. If it was created in 1962 and shows commuter levels in Chicago—it might not be such a valid source for the traffic data you are looking for today, unless you are feeling nostalgic, Scheidecker joked.
There you have it. You may now have become a cartographic genius, but you should be able to tell if you're looking at a terrible map or not!
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Christophe Beunens 4 years ago
I don't understand why Iceland is not green, but Spitsbergen is
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karla Meixnerová 4 years ago
No surprise, if the person with this opinion is a believer, that the Earth is flat...
chi-wei shen 4 years ago
I wonder whether the year 1931 is part of the joke or an actual mistake.
bryguy 4 years ago
Is it just me that cringes when someone says "retards" to describe someone? Like is that necessary...
Catlady6000 4 years ago
It's not like there are other words you can use to describe willfully ignorants idiots. Wait.....
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Martti Laurson 4 years ago
That is funny. Some are not the sharpest pencils in the box, but this one is not even in the box.
Yugan Talovich 4 years ago
Hello, didn't you know they had aircraft carriers? Duh..... (You have to speak their language)
MrTree1779 4 years ago
"Was it over when the...Germans bombed Pearl Harbor??" - Bluto, "Animal House" (1978)
Ken K 4 years ago
Winner of the Betsy DeVos Award for Historical Insight from Trump University.
Christopher Lee 4 years ago
This has to be a joke, right? Also, terrifyingly, some of the comments here don't seem to understand fully what the problem is.
Russian Otaku 4 years ago
I had to reread this three times to get the stupid point being made since I had to process the stupid
Johnny 4 years ago
While this is true, it doesn't really matter how you draw the line between Japan and Hawaii, no fighters or bombers of that era could have made the flight from Japan to Hawaii -- it's ~4000 miles, and while the Zeros had a 1600 mile range, the heavily laden bombers only had a 600 mile range. So it's theoretically possible that the Japanese aircraft carriers could have taken the marked route. (though I'm not sure they had the range to do so without refueling, even if the carriers had the range, probably a lot of the smaller support ships did not)
Susan Mercurio 4 years ago
He didn't know that they had aircraft carriers - that's what makes it so funny.
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Raphael Biock 4 years ago
The japanese had planes, so why should they suround earth the water way as matked in the map? The could easy fly to their ally germany. Refuel and continue to hawaii. Proplem solved.
Cat Nip 4 years ago
but actually they could because japan had meth and would give it to their pilots
Lucas Everett 4 years ago
have you heard of limited fuel supply they were light bombers so you also have to factor that in because they have weight and they are stored on the outside, therefore, increasing the drag and making the planes having to use more fuel to maintain an airspeed fast enough to stay in the air.
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Colleen Garland 3 years ago
I deeply "hate" people who use the slur "retard". Are you speaking down because you are lesser than?
Randy Klefbeck 4 years ago
He clearly has never read a history book in his life. Not to mention taken any geography coursed. Nor has he ever considered the fact that aircraft carrier ships exist.
Jozef Becker 4 years ago
What is frightening is that the person who made this map and theory is allowed to drive a car. Think about that.
Jane Alexander 4 years ago
How 'bout 1941 when that actually happened? So, you're saying that the Japanese did not attact Pearl Harbor ten years before they attacted Pearl Harbor. Alrighty then.
Mireia Dos 4 years ago (edited)
This is a joke. I know this not because there aren't people stupid enough to think the world is like in the map but because even those idiots would have made a straight line East to West from Japan to Pearl Harbor.
Teresa Zuiani 4 years ago
That is probably the DUMBEST thing I've ever read! I honestly hope this person is being sarcastic...But, I doubt it!
Frisinator 4 years ago
Well they are right about that not being possible in 1931....so they got something right
Nothanks L. Walk 4 years ago
I realise this is comedy but even so... the LONG way round? REALLY?
Don Mackenzie 4 years ago
This is without doubt one of the absolutely stupidest things I have ever seen, must have been created by someone with zero knowledge of the historical event!!!!!!!!
Jim Newman 4 years ago
Many people do this same thing with statistics, too. The old saying is, "Figures don't lie, liars figure". This is as good a map as the one that cuts Asia in half because of where the paper map is folded. Whoever drew this map knew exactly what he or she was doing. And that's what we're seeing a lot of today in the news - and people fall for it, like so many of the comments. These maps really need a better name than "Terrible". They are TERRIFIC!!
Jim Newman 4 years ago
Many people do this same thing with statistics, too. The old saying is, "Figures don't lie, liars figure". This is as good a map as the one that cuts Asia in half because of where the paper map is folded. Whoever drew this map knew exactly what he or she was doing. And that's what we're seeing a lot of today in the news - and people fall for it, like so many of the comments here. These maps really need a better name than "Terrible". They are terrific!
Karen Merkel 4 years ago
They went east young man and it was in 1941, one month before I was born. My mom must have been scared silly.
Christine Ladyman 4 years ago
I think the tinfoil hat is too tight on this one. The date, though!!
Martha Higgins 4 years ago
Must have gone to the same school as IQ45 and had the same geography teacher.
François Carré 4 years ago
Might be a fake, but if it's not, such a level of stupidity is quite fascinating.
Susan Mercurio 4 years ago
This idiot: 1) Doesn't know that Japan sent their planes to Pearl Harbor on aircraft carriers; 2) Doesn't seem to know that Pearl Harbor was bombed in 1942, not 1931; 3) calls other people "r******d" for not going along with his cockeyed view of history and geography. And he's not joking.
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Sancho Cruz 4 years ago
My bad phone a jerk last comment pay no mind lol.. how about flying the other way around? Or I'm no pilot ticket scientist astronaut but possibly fly over land? I mean you know 30,000+ feet in air would be enough to surpass the giant skyscrapers lol
Lesley Relph 4 years ago
Interesting that they also apparently only flew over open ocean rather than dry land...
Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
Also the Japanese aircraft flew from captured Pacific territories or aircraft carriers iirc
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Rabbit Carrot 4 years ago
Nah. We see a giant a*s bible for most of those middle states. Oh and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
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Sadie Shapiro 4 years ago
i don't even want to try saying that one. you know which one I'm talking about.
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Jayne Kyra 4 years ago (edited)
According to my dots in MS Paint over each: 132. Might be wrong, but I am not doing it again. EDIT: Did it again and Beto River is right, I missed 10 at some point. Thank you Beto!
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Oathbraker 4 years ago
I understand mistaking it with Iraq or Afghanistan, but how the f**k did they go to Africa and the Balkans? A couple are even in the UK, for crying out loud.
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Ivo H 4 years ago
The main reason almost all of these maps are so terrible are the emoji, which (apart from they're extremely annoying) sometimes cover text.
Craig Silberman 4 years ago
I can now recognize Rokas Laurinavičius' posts after the first three entries.
Jozef Becker 4 years ago
Many of these maps would only be considered terrible from a geological point of view. A lot of them are demographic which, I find fascinating.
Jace 4 years ago
Found the anti-intellectual, liberal-hating conservative crusader who’s going to change us all by mocking us...
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The main reason almost all of these maps are so terrible are the emoji, which (apart from they're extremely annoying) sometimes cover text.
Craig Silberman 4 years ago
I can now recognize Rokas Laurinavičius' posts after the first three entries.
Jozef Becker 4 years ago
Many of these maps would only be considered terrible from a geological point of view. A lot of them are demographic which, I find fascinating.
Jace 4 years ago
Found the anti-intellectual, liberal-hating conservative crusader who’s going to change us all by mocking us...
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