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Tell Me You Have A Crazy Family Without Directly Saying They’re Crazy.
Tell a story or give examples without directly saying that they're crazy
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#1
This is a good crazy: My partner is infatuated with vacuums & vacuuming. I actually find it kinda cute to be honest. He has an assortment of vacuums & if I return home to find him vacuuming them I know that either A) He’s in a REALLY good mood or B) he is feeling stressed out with something. But its genetic I think! Our niece had a boy a year ago born on the same day as my partner’s birthday & as a joke we got him a toy vacuum - which he LOVES! The little guy vacuums his heart out & nobody but him is allowed to touch it- just like my big guy! lol
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#2
I was adopted for a very good reason. My adoptive parents (mum and dad) were beautiful.
My birth parents … well, let’s say I’m very grateful for being adopted.
My mums family is close to faultless.
My dad’s family were not accepting not only of me, but they hardly accept each other.
My older sister is jealous of my daughter.
My brother suicided.
My cousin is gay and my aunt denies it but everyone knows.
My uncle was having multiple affairs while travelling overseas as a professional golfer.
My gay uncle married twice, divorced both times because he didn’t want kids.
My grandma made my aunt put her first born up for adoption (not married), but my youngest aunt was able to keep her child, same one that refuses to admit her son is gay.
Same grandmother said to my face “you’re not my sons child you’re not my grandchild” I was 12 and we were on a family Xmas holiday.
Think that sums it up
PS. I do have a degree in psychology, but not practising and despite I think I’m pretty well adjusted.
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#3
Both my mom's mom and grandmother are pathological liars. My grandmother(mom's mom) says she didn't do anything wrong by drinking and driving or being drunk or tipsy and driving us home. Told mom about it numerous times and she didn't realize how bad it was or believe us until she got into her mom's car and saw an open beer and a tumbler filled with ice and wine. My biological dad's side of the family doesn't show up for me or my younger sister. Ever. My bio dad had another kid and didn't tell anyone, and I've had to go to therapy because of him. I met my little brother AT A FUNERAL. My grandmother was a bad mother. She was abusive to my mom and her 2 sisters. Now, with my mom's kids(including me) I don't really like physical affection and words of affirmation from other people seem like a joke. My older sister is very verbal and physical with affection and I'm not entirely sure about my younger sister. My mom's older sister hates her kids, my mom doesn't show affection to her kids, and my mom's younger sister is overly affectionate to her kids. Does this seem like crazy to you? Or how about this: we threw an independence day party (USA) about 2 years ago and some guys who were on their way to a drag race and one of their buddies sh*t his pants and bought pants from my stepdad because he looked the same size as the dude for $50 (USD).
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#4
My great grandparents are step-siblings, my aunt is a year younger than me, and I'm the middle child, the oldest child, and an only child. All the females in my family have depression
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