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With the rise of the dangerous new Delta variant of COVID-19 this year, there’s never been a better time to mask up to protect yourself and others. However, wearing a face mask has somehow become a politicized issue in the US. There’s still a minority that refuses to do so and calls those who follow the rules ‘sheep’.

Jim Bakker, a disgraced US televangelist, is the latest figure to spread this message. And as God’s shepherd of a different kind of flock, he has shared his religious views on the sins of wearing a mask in church.

“How can you go to church and pray when you’re wearing a mask? Do you think God can hear your prayers through a mask?” Bakker said.

Naturally, his questions have blown the internet’s mind, so Bored Panda has collected the best responses to them. Vote for your favorites and let’s pray to God that anti-maskers will finally see the light.

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Kona Pake
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously,Jim does not believe that God is all knowing and all powerful.

tw 72
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suspect the God tuned out ol' mega-grifter Jim a long time ago.

Thomas Sweda
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, but can He hear them on the ventilator?

Patricia Stilwell
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought Jim Bakker was in jail. When did he get out? Also thought Tammy Faye was dead?

Jess Thompson
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to hear the full sermon. I’m sure he’s one of the ones who believes it shows lack of faith in God’s protection to take medicine and therefore wear a mask. I hope he is not genuinely saying a piece of cloth stops your voice being heard by and omnipotent deity? Why are so many stupid men given screen time? Go away Jim.

Raven DeathShade
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. It shows respect to God to protect the body He gave you from viruses and the like. Now how come I can give responses here and not where I actually interact with people who think this way? Probably cause they won't change their minds -_-.

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Bart Moore
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey Jimmie can god hear a person who can’t speak but can pray silently?

Michigan Guy
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if jim bakker keeps a babbling his peculiar line of lies and grift? him doing *that* might well impede the Almighty from hearing any of the rest of us. i doubt a mask makes a difference...

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Jim Bakker has a long history of controversy, and COVID-19 misinformation is just the tip of the iceberg. After becoming one of the most infamous televangelists of the ‘80s, his life came crashing down after multiple scandals.

He was accused of raping and drugging a woman and then using his money from his followers to bribe her into silence. There were further accusations of using the same church funds for his own gain, as if that wasn’t apparent already from the lavish lifestyle he was living. 

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    rspanther
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always liked this quote; “Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” ― Epicurus

    John C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I most enjoy the mental gymnastics religious apologists do to overcome this argument - usually goes something like "it's all part of his plan". Sam Harris described this the best: "...playing tennis without the net"

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that if He can hear you through the 2 meters wide stone walls of a cathedral, He can hear you through a mask.

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An improperly produced tampon? 🤣

    Thomas Sweda
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    4 years ago

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    Why would he rape, and THEN drug?

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    In 1989, Bakker was convicted of 24 counts of fraud and was sentenced to 45 years in prison. However, he was later paroled and served 5 years instead. 

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    You would think that a wake-up call like this would help him to see the error of his ways. Perhaps it was a message from God and he would atone for his sins? But alas, nothing has changed. Bakker has continued to tout his brand of televangelism to scam people and build his own fortunes and platform.

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    pattonoswalt Report

    Dan Buczynski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patton Oswalt is a national treasure.

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's an intentional treasure. There is enough of his whit, wisdom, and wholesome goodness for everyone.

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    MAL
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad he isn't still there.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, how all men of God cry when they’re caught!

    grey galah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps God can't hear you blubbering...

    v
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then a significant portion of his old flock and many, many, new flock members readily accepted him back because, say it with me now, "god is working on him".

    Gold Medal Dyke
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The building in the background - kinda looks like the Jefferson Memorial - I see that long- vacant building whenever I travel a certain segment of the 405 in Costa Mesa, Orange County, CA. When that ministry was a living thing, it was quite something to see it at night. Worshiping their God through the miracle of electricity.

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    And the COVID-19 pandemic was just another way for him to cash in on people’s beliefs. In the initial media frenzy and panic of the coronavirus, there were many unfounded claims and lies being told about it. Suddenly, everyone knew better than the professionals and gave their two cents on how to beat the virus. Bakker was no different. 

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    Watching
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was probably banging his secretary that day.

    DKS 001
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that must be some desperate secretary

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    Marianne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when people cite the Bible against Christian hypocrites like him.

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Seriously, does no-one else read the Bible for fun? And if they do, wouldn't they be able to find the verses that go something like "if thou believest that vaccines are evil, Harry Potter is demonic, and thou needest to rely on the LORD thy God alone for thy good health, thou shalt stick thy head where the sun may not shine upon it."

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing that Jim misses are the good old days and the money.

    Sathe Wesker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a pagan I feel attacked... (lol)

    Dan Buczynski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no money to be made if you're quietly praying in your house.

    Suzanne Clark
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is mean but I think Jim Baker is a charleton and a moron. Sorry if I've offended.

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bashing pagans ... while incorporating pagan beliefs in order to force/convert lands invaded by christians

    Lillukka79
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite a few "christians" habe missed this.

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    Moe Lewis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to believe that mimes aren't pure evil to begin with.

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    Kaleb Prichard (MiraiKuma)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean technically there is a verse in the bible that says that if your body isn't normal than you and like 10 generations of your family can't go to church an therefore heaven. . . . . Leviticus 21 16 The LORD said to Moses, 17 “Say to Aaron: ‘For the generations to come none of your descendants who has a defect may come near to offer the food of his God. 18 No man who has any defect may come near: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; 19 no man with a crippled foot or hand, 20 or who is hunchbacked or dwarfed, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles. 21 No descendant of Aaron the priest who has any defect is to come near to present the offerings made to the LORD by fire. He has a defect; he must not come near to offer the food of his God. 22 He may eat the most holy food of his God, as well as the holy food; 23 yet because of his defect, he must not go near the curtain or approach the altar, etc

    Chris Wade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*****g disgusting. The bible is full or racism, sexism, bigotry and hate. I get it it's so easy to get indoctrinated into believing in this load of bollocks but how do you turn a blind eye to s**t like this?

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    AZ Panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first though when I saw this....I was like "uhmm...what about..?"

    grey galah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you have a lisp? or a bad cold? or dentures? or a bit tongue? Does god not hear?

    Valley Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about if you have a lisp?

    My O My
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell welcomes them. They are the only ones that don't scream when burning alive

    Thomas Sweda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all the religious that take a vow of silence. Seems counter productive.

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    He and his company, Morningside Church Productions, started selling their own snake oil to unsuspecting and panicked customers. The ‘Silver Solution’ (ironically named after the harmful colloidal silver used in it) would supposedly prevent and cure COVID-19, whilst simultaneously boosting the immune system. 

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    Viviane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering if G-d has a hearing problem. Or maybe people need to enunciate better?

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "For God's sake! I prayed to be someone important. Not impotent! Damn mask"

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    Goss30Goss Report

    NsG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But apparently does nothing to stop it... 🤔

    Joe Reaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He couldn't even stop Eve eating from the tree of knowledge and there were only two humans to keep an eye on then, I can't imagine he'd get better at micromanaging when there's 7 billion of us..

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    Clara Edvardsson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no.. he's wearing gloves when he steals. God can't see or hear through fabrics 😂😂

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    MaryLTrump Report

    John C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inigo Montoya: "I do not think those words mean what you think they mean" :D

    Chris Wade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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    Ryan-James O'Driscoll
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice that at least one good egg came from that family

    Ihor Pona
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” ― Epicurus

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew that God was audio challenged.

    v
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They know what you think they meant. The reality is that they don't mean what christians believe they mean.

    Zak Rasten
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omnipotence and omniscience are not compatible

    Of course, none of it was true and it should go without saying that trusting a convicted fraudster selling an unapproved medicine is a bad decision. Thankfully, Bakker was successfully sued by the state of Missouri to stop him and his company from selling the bogus cure, and he was ordered to pay back all the costs to the people he had defrauded.

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    VirginiaLoughn1 Report

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t forget to tack on the 20% interest for each of the five easy payments.

    Tassenküchlein168
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I THINK god can hear the prayers from your heart.

    RandomBeing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely. I actually don't speak much in my prayers. Just think em for the most part. I'm more articulate thinking and it doesn't matter if i don't know how to put stuff into words.

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    Jackie Porter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to say this. I'm an atheist but I have read the bible. I though God listened to the voice of your heart, not how loud you can yell your prayers?

    ThePracticalSarcastic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no one can hear you through your mask.....

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    BettyBowers Report

    Sarah Grape
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also, masks aren't necessary in private, closed rooms.

    Joanie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for posting scripture.

    Terd Fergison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a hardcore atheist satirist. You probably shouldn't thank her for posting scripture. Maybe look up her works. She's hilarious and fascinating, always making great points.

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inches of cloth? More like less than one 1/6 of an inch.

    Christine Zanfino
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, if God created the entire universe, would it safe to say He gave us the science, masks and vaccine too? If your priest blesses your mask, would you then wear one? I'm Catholic, but even I know to trust the science. What about, "love thy neighbor, be kind and charitable"......oh, wait, that only applies if it doesn't inconvenience YOU !!

    grey galah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can hear Bakker talking through his hat

    Completely Hatstand
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Iron chariots apparently do the trick as well

    Ryan Deschanel
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    So every person who believes in God but who is not absolutely perfect makes a good case for atheism? That conman's personal flaws don't compromise all of Christianity.

    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has nothing to do with Bakker but God's alleged inability to hear through paper. Hardly an omnipotent superbeing if that is the case.

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    Although televangelism was in its heyday during the ‘80s, its format and concept still persist today in the US. And it seems to be as lucrative as ever. 

    Another popular televangelist, Kenneth Copeland, managed to build his wealth on the same business idea. With a net worth estimated somewhere between $300 million to $760 million and being the owner of three private jets, he seems to be doing well for himself.

    When asked by investigative reporter Lisa Guerrero if all this was necessary for spreading the good word he said, “It takes a lot of money to do what we do.”

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    LOLGOP Report

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that elephant doing?!

    Cori
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Playing with its tail. Yeah... I'm gonna go with that. 😳

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    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God can't understand a Scottish accent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYvFxs32zvQ

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    rabiasquared Report

    RandomBeing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All hail the CVS cashier

    Not Bill Cipher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one guy at that cvs by my house is pretty cool.

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So science is more powerful than God. Good to know.

    Terd Fergison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously. Can you name a single disease any god has cured? Science has cured a good number of diseases. Thank scientists!

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    ddnewlin63 Report

    MAL
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well we all know that God only likes flashy rich folks. I mean look at Jesus. Dude was LOADED. *eye roll*

    Shelby Minchew
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or his private jet as "people on commercial flights make it too difficult to pray" - seriously that was said! How could anyone believe his array of bullshit!

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God has ♾ Likes! You cannot compete with that

    Poultry Geist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy should have his tongue cut out!! Call me old fashion🤷🏻‍♀️

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    Observer88 Report

    v
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The breathing tube acts as an echo chamber.

    Not Bill Cipher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omniscient means you can hear everything, right? Wow, that's gotta be painful for your ears.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Church of the Divine Profit, run by the Pharisees.

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The list is here (which is sickening given the increased number of struggling people in the world today- https://moneyinc.com/richest-pastors-in-the-world/

    Suzanne Clark
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or $5,000 dog houses...right Tami?

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    Maybe you just discovered the reason why Muslims make their women wear those hijab niqab things.

    JuJu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course! Didn't you know you get a face mask with every Quran? You do know that there are a LOT of passages in the bible where "men of god" do horrible things to their women (have a good look at the Book of Judges)

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bakker in hell : "What? So it was true? Oh f**k!"

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    duncanjeremy Report

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Televangescammer Kenneth Copeland did better when he said that even when people lose their jobs because of the coronavirus outbreak, they must continue giving to the church: "Whatever you do right now, don't you stop tithing!"

    Daniel R Jepsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that its not true: https://www.politicalflare.com/2021/08/televangelist-jim-bakker-complains-that-god-cannot-hear-prayers-through-masks/

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    Thomas Sweda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Baker was selling masks, (which still may happen), God would probably be able to hear you then.

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    Nathan Pogorzala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the psychopath version of Lucille Ball.

    Viviane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After leaving Jim Bakker, Tammy Faye was very supportive of LGBTQ+ people. She said, "When I went — when we lost everything, it was the gay people that came to my rescue, and I will always love them for that."

    Eucritta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not cool. Tammy Faye wasn't just supportive of LGBTQ+ people, she was a vocal advocate for people with AIDS/HIV at a time when some couldn't even muster sympathy & care for their own kin.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great documentary about her, post-Jim; “ The Eyes of Tammy Faye”. Find it. Watch it.

    Anthony Picco
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww leave the late Tammi Faye alone

    Natalie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like an alien predator made an attempt at a human-lure, like a deep sea angler fish. I've never seen an actual human look so 'uncanny valley' before.

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the other aliens are like "Dude, we could just go and buy a McRib."

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    deanna woods
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tammy Faye is dead. She died a few years ago from cancer.

    Reynard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling,... EEEEEEK!!!! I just lost my apetite!

    Ray Heap
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it? Looks like aliens tried to make a human to take over the world an misread the manuals

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no… now she’s going to start a church to Please the LGBTQ + people.

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mistranslation, should be fleece, not Please.

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    Mikanojo Report

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What they’re trying to do is drown out your prayers by screaming (it doesn’t work).

    Terd Fergison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientific study after scientific study have shown that petitionary prayer has the same outcome as random chance. Prayer is less useless, it's detrimental. Jesus says that you can actually move mountains with prayer alone and faith the size of a mustard seed. Go do it! Go move a mountain with prayer. I won't hold my breathe while waiting. If COVID has shown us anything, it's that prayer is less than useless. Every person of every prayer denomination all over the world has prayed for over a year for COVID to end, and it hasn't. Science and human actions will be the only thing to stop COVID, not invisible sky daddies and magical thoughts.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He read something in the Bible about "Let the children come to me" and 30 pieces of silver, mixed that up and got his religion of idiots donating money to a madman.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    He is a televangelist, not a Christian. Hardly a protestant.

    MAL
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may be a terrible Christian, but he's still a Christian.

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    Jamma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost like he's a completely made up and nonsensical character.

    teal&pink
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost like you're right...no that could never be true! /s

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    John C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Mutes go to hell, just like children killed before they're baptized.

    Jill Taylor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John, thanks for proving that there’s no arguing with bat sh1t crazy.

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    Terd Fergison
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm against Bakker and his evil grifting, but this comment is just completely false. Scientific study after scientific study have shown that petitionary prayer has the same outcome as random chance. Prayer is less than useless, it's detrimental. Jesus says that you can actually move mountains with prayer alone and faith the size of a mustard seed. Go do it! Go move a mountain with prayer. I won't hold my breathe while waiting. If COVID has shown us anything, it's that prayer is less than useless. Every person of every prayer denomination all over the world has prayed for over a year for COVID to end, and it hasn't. Science and human actions will be the only thing to stop COVID, not invisible sky daddies and magical thoughts.

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IMHO (never humble), if religion makes someone a better person in their actions towards others and they find solace in prayers, I am no one to judge, good on them. But those who use religion as a weapon to hate and/or judge or who tie money to religion using magical thinking to justify living the high life as pastors when so many are struggling, are morally bankrupt

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    Deborah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prayer isn't for changing the world, it is for making you feel better. It makes it possible to do nothing, and still feel like you're helping.

    Jace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. This one just encourages the delusion.

    Joanie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I know is, I watched son be put on life support with a 10% chance of survival. As I sat by his bedside I had no family, yet I knew that I was never alone. God moved mountains in the form of hearts and minds. He changed circumstances. I may be in the minority here and that's okay. I just don't want to miss a chance to speak up for those of us who trust and believe in the living God.

    Terd Fergison
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First you have to prove that a god even exists. Then you would have to prove that it was god that did something and actually answered the prayer. Why aren't you thanking the doctors, and medical scientists? The human body has remarkable, near miraculous healing abilities, no gods required. If your god is so real can you please pray to him to regrow the limbs of an amputee? Let me know how that goes. Can you go pray to move an actual mountain? I think it's shameful the way you just disregarded those medical professionals and all of their hard work, giving praise to a fictional, genocidal dictator in the sky.

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    Terd Fergison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sure was absent at the holocaust.

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And The Crusades. And Vietnam. And World War 1. And pretty much all of human history.

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