Even though I use my computer every day, if you asked me how it works, you’d be met with a deafening silence. I’d like to imagine it as a magic box (probably full of elves) that does as I say and instantly answers my most burning questions. While this might sound absurd, most adults are in a similar situation, as the majority only have basic skills that revolve around email and web browsing. That’s why tech support personnel often struggle to deal with us technologically challenged folks.
Luckily, a place online exists where they can vent their frustrations that accumulate on the job. Called the “Tech Support Gore” subreddit, it gathers all tech support guys and gals and encourages them to share the worst ways people have mishandled their technology. Scroll down to find the most abysmal examples that caused tech support workers to cringe inside, and don’t forget to upvote the ones that made you appreciate every IT professional.
While you're at it, make sure to check out a conversation with IT professional, technology consultant, and founder of Smart Space IT, Barry Wong, and Dr. Aderinsola Adio-Adepoju, founder of Skilled For Work Academy, a curriculum designed to teach workplace skills to literate Africans, including digital and technological ones, who kindly agreed to provide a few tips on how we can become more digitally proficient.
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Ticket: "The Switch Is Noisy And Reboots All The Time, Cannot Diagnose."
Grandma-Proofed Remotes
Queens, NY Is Not Somewhere I'd Like To Be A Phone Tech
In today’s technological world, digital literacy is crucial to communicating, accessing information, and developing careers. In fact, 70% of all jobs worldwide will require their employees to be digitally skilled by 2025.
However, research shows that 40% of employers struggle to find candidates with the necessary technological proficiency, indicating that people in the year 2024 still are not up to par with their digital skills.
Its Still Running!!
As long as it does what you need it to. Uncle has a 3.1 machine for word processing, doesn't connect to the internet, doesn't need to do more, so it's fine. Some factories need several terminals, which don't need to have recent systems; some actually require older systems due to the needed software.
I Think It Needs A Little Bit More Solder
High School Chromebook
2021 data from the International Telecommunication Union (ITU) revealed that 2.9 billion people are still offline and have never browsed the World Wide Web. Unsurprisingly, 96% of those live in developing countries.
Even those 4.9 billion Internet users don’t have the opportunity to go online on a regular basis. Many who are digitally excluded may face challenges like poverty, illiteracy, accessing electricity, and lacking digital skills and awareness.
Dr. Aderinsola Adio-Adepoju, founder of Skilled For Work Academy, has witnessed the unfortunate consequences of technology mishandling in developing countries firsthand.
"Many Africans lack basic computer skills, making them vulnerable to security risks and limiting their employability. In fact, according to the African Development Bank, approximately 45% of Africans lack basic digital skills, and 70% of African youth lack the skills needed to succeed in the digital economy."
The Network Is Down
Found On Facebook
I Found This Spicy Pillow At A Vet Clinic. Surface Pro 4, About 7 Years Old
"I'm passionate about educating others about technology and workplace skills. As I mentioned in my previous post on LinkedIn, I've seen people spend years chasing certifications and degrees, only to realize they lack the clarity and skills needed to succeed in the workforce," explains Dr. Aderinsola.
"I created the Skilled For Work Academy - to provide Africans with the skills and knowledge they need to thrive in the digital age. My experience has taught me that technology education is crucial for economic growth and development in Africa. I've seen how it can transform lives and communities. According to the World Bank, every 10% increase in digital skills in Africa can lead to a 1.5% increase in GDP growth."
“Why Won’t My WiFi Work?”
I Was On Vacation And The Restaurant Was Complaining Why Their Wi-Fi Wasn’t Working. I Wonder Why
An engineer buddy passed away and I was helping his widow figure out the house network. On her desk alone, there were two cables that looped back to the ethernet switch. One was simply plugged into the switch on both ends and the other one passed through several machines, none of which were set to use the ethernet connection, before returning to the switch. It took a couple of years to figure out the house.
Mac Bench
Meanwhile, in developed countries like the US, only 7% of people never went online. This is strongly linked to age, as older Americans are the least likely to use the Internet. Education levels and income also contribute to people not being online.
Despite some people still being offline, the vast majority of the global population is now using the Internet. That said, according to the World Economic Forum, only 5% reach level three of digital proficiency—the highest level of skill. 14% were below level one or had a very basic understanding of technology.
Most people (28.7%) were at level one, which meant they could solve a problem using email and a web browser. A quarter falls into the second level at which they could complete a task using an online form and navigating through several pages and applications.
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Cheap Solar Powered Portable Charger Took In A Little To Much Sun Light
Unfortunately, the general view of people’s technology proficiency seems bleak, which IT professional, technology consultant, and founder of Smart Space IT, Barry Wong, seems to agree with.
"A majority of my clients are self-employed, operate their own businesses, and are technologically challenged," he says.
One of the most common cases of technology mishandling that he has seen is not having important data backed up properly.
"A common misconception is that cloud backup is enough. However, what most people don’t realize is that backing up files into the cloud is not enough, and they're still at risk of losing data. A proper backup strategy includes 3 backups - 2 backups on different media (cloud storage and external hard drive, DVD, or USB drive) and 1 backup off-site.
If your backups are in the office and/or home, what will happen to them in the case of a fire or flood? That’s why it’s important to have 1 backup off-site. Ideally, the off-site backup would be in a safety deposit box," he advises.
The Coax Cable Is Broken? No Problem My Dear, Just Raise The Router With Lunchboxes And Use A Needle (It Actually Works!)
User States "PC Runs Like Crap"
It's just too easy to make the obvious comment about what the mouse was dipped in, so I can only go with CLEAN YOUR STUFF YOU SCUM!
Ticket Says "I Think The Projector Just Had A Heart Attack"
I thought that was a neat looking wallpaper, until I saw the screen on the left.
Meanwhile, Dr. Aderinsola often sees people infringing on virtual meeting etiquette, like forgetting to mute their microphone or not using headphones. Or sending passwords via email and using AI to do academic assignments, which leads to plagiarism.
However, the good news is that we all personally can make improvements on this front, which can provide us with better job opportunities, personal development, and increased social engagement.
Colleague Came Down To It Complaining Their Company Phone Wasn’t Charging Fast Enough
Spicy Pillow Becomes A Hot Pocket. Causes Evacuation
Ah yes, this is a potential firebomb. I had better place it on kindling...moron.
Friend Asked If I Can Recover Her Photos
Wong suggests starting by learning to secure private information. "It’s very easy to get scammed via email or have a home wifi network hacked. The easiest way for people to educate themselves about technology is to read the manuals for the technology they use on a daily basis. Visit the websites for the technology they use to learn how to secure them."
The best tip he has on being safe online is to refrain from clicking on any questionable links a person receives via emails or messages. "If the email is questionable, click the email address of the sender to see if it’s legit."
“I Need The Data Recovered From This! Cost Is No Issue!”
I did have a client once that had an old SPARC box with a dead drive, "spare no expense to recover the data!" OK, sent it to DriveSavers, cost almost 10k to recover, but then he won a 2Million dollar contract. So, sometimes...
User Left Their MacBook In The Fridge Overnight Because It Was Overheating
Disk Drive
"Just today I received an email from Apple Support in regards to a support call," Wong shares. "I didn’t have a support call with Apple recently, so I checked the sender’s email address, and it was clear the email did not come from Apple, even though the email content looked similar to an email from Apple. Be skeptical about the emails you receive and question articles and videos you see online. These days, AI can generate realistic content that may be false and dangerous," he warns.
My Friend Wanted To See The Inside Of His Phone
The Network Is Down
REminds me of a roommate who destroyed a $60 ethernet cable with a staple gun.
Me: "Has Your Phone Had Any Contact With Water?" Customer: "Not That I Know Of..."
Sometimes the owner doesn't know it though. Had a laptop die under full warranty, they spent many days telling me about "coming clean for pouring water over it", but I had not. Ranting about it to mates a week after it started, one of them finally admitted that when I was in class she accidentally spilled coffee all over the table and it went over my laptop, cleaning it up and not telling me rather than admitting to it.
Dr. Aderinsola recommends starting with basic computer literacy skills such as getting familiar with Google Workplace apps (e.g., browsers, documents, sheets) and taking programs that offer community support and mentorship (e.g., SFW Academy).
Lastly, she mentions that it's important to practice computer literacy skills in day-to-day activities and stay up-to-date with the latest technology trends.
I Got A Gpu On Ebay From St. Petersburg, Russia Before The War Started And It Obviously Was Harvested From A Highly Secure (Ts?) Workstation
The hard drives are the potentially sensitive part, after they've been removed and shredded, the rest is e-waste and goes to the highest bidder.
My Mil Was Due To Catch A Flight At 6.00am But She "Doesn't Trust Technology" So She Tried To Photocopy Her Digital Boarding Pass Off Her Phone. The Tech Support Question Was "What's Wrong With The Photocopier"
When You Aren't Confident Enough To Do A Bga Soldering
The Most Disgusting Still-In-Use Charger I’ve Ever Seen
I have a similar nightmare. Still works, too expensive to replace. Who knew white rubber was a stupid idea?
If My Mental Health Was An Ethernet Cable
Can't Tell If The Kids Wanted To Watch Dora Or Play Dark Souls
This Was Brought To Us With The Words "This One Broke, We Need A New One."
I Thought I Had Seen It All
No Better Way To Do This
I Was Wondering Why My Internet Was So Slow. Now I'm Wondering Why It Worked At All
Being A Alarm Engineer This Just Brings Pain
Yes, That Is Fiber. Yes, They’re “Finished”
PC From A Pool Supplies Store 😬
This Image Used By A Musicstore As A Form Of Ad
Is This An Acceptable Bend Radius?
Parents Had Flakey Internet And Had To Keep Restarting Equipment In Order So My Dad Built This Contraption To Start Them Up With Timers In Order
This is why I hate ISPs so much. Just moved to a new place and called every alternative in town and I'm once again stuck with Comcast/Xfinity. They wanted to charge me $60/mo for a modem router. I bought one from NewEgg for $60 ONE TIME PAYMENT and made it work. Monopolies SUCK!
Ladies, Gents, All Of The Above? None Of The Above! I Present: My Office's Ftp Server
Rate My Nas
I Had To Install A Gpu From 2012 In A 2018 Cyberpower PC And I Lost Screws So I Had To Improvise
Costumer Came In Today Almost In Tears Asking Us If We Can Recover Her 5+years Of Work Data
Of course you can, from the offsite backup that you religiously kept up to date
Customer Dropped His Camera In Salt Water, Rice It
Dell Engineer "Fixed" My Desktop
No I think you were autocorrected, a Dell engineer f****d your computer
My Motherboard Died
Lucky for me, my "IT experience" is limited to answering patron questions. "Why can't I type on this?" Because Numlock key is off. "Why won't the mouse work?" Because you're holding it upside down. "Google isn't working!!" That's because you opened MS Word.
In my old job, one year we provided new laptops to the hotels for the accountants to use, they could connect to the tills and download the data and import it into their finance program. At the end of the ski season, I went back to the resorts to do my audit of equipment, some of the laptops had some wear and tear which is normal but one really stood out. It was covered is stains from some sort of unknown liquid, some of the keys were missing and one of the screen hinges had been destroyed, yet no-one knew what had happened to it. They had to use it for the next 2 years and my boss agreed that since everyone out there claimed ignorance. The hotel manager complained but as they were manager of that hotel last season, it happened on their watch and tough s**t
My dad managed to blow up a hard drive once. He pulled out of his computer and it caught on fire. Still not sure how.
Lucky for me, my "IT experience" is limited to answering patron questions. "Why can't I type on this?" Because Numlock key is off. "Why won't the mouse work?" Because you're holding it upside down. "Google isn't working!!" That's because you opened MS Word.
In my old job, one year we provided new laptops to the hotels for the accountants to use, they could connect to the tills and download the data and import it into their finance program. At the end of the ski season, I went back to the resorts to do my audit of equipment, some of the laptops had some wear and tear which is normal but one really stood out. It was covered is stains from some sort of unknown liquid, some of the keys were missing and one of the screen hinges had been destroyed, yet no-one knew what had happened to it. They had to use it for the next 2 years and my boss agreed that since everyone out there claimed ignorance. The hotel manager complained but as they were manager of that hotel last season, it happened on their watch and tough s**t
My dad managed to blow up a hard drive once. He pulled out of his computer and it caught on fire. Still not sure how.