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For all the grown-up kids out there who didn’t particularly enjoy grammar classes, let’s have a quick reminder what quotation marks are, since it will be relevant to get the distorted and alternate meanings shared in this post.

So, these punctuation marks are used in pairs in various writing systems to set off direct speech, a quotation, or a phrase. You want to use quotation marks with direct quotes, with titles of certain works, to imply alternate meanings, and to write words as words.

There are cases when quotation marks are used not for actual quotes, but rather to carry a connotation of sarcasm, a tongue-in-cheek admission that the thing in quotes isn't actually what it's said to be. When that happens, things take a weird turn.

Scroll down below and see how suspiciously used quotes look and sound in practice. Now, although we cannot really tell whether the authors of these misused quotes used them deliberately or it happened by accident, we cannot deny the entertainment of it all. Psst! More misused quotes can be found in Bored Panda's previous feature right here.

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How Touching

How Touching

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That other Panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m, pretty sure you’re NOT SUPPOSED to put your hands together… it’ll really just make things worse…

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    #2

    Are You Implying It Was Me Who Poop In The Grass?

    Are You Implying It Was Me Who Poop In The Grass?

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    Threatening Church

    Threatening Church

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    Max
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that where they dunk you in the baptismal font head-first and hold you there?

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    “When quotation marks are misused, it changes the meaning of the sentence,” Alex Wong, the marketing expert, book author and creator of “Hijack Copywriter” told Bored Panda in an interview. According to Wong, a misused quotation mark, comma or apostrophe can make a huge difference.

    “This can sometimes cause funny unintended results. For example, each of these three sentences have a different meaning:

    'She' was filled with excitement.

    She was 'filled' with excitement.

    She was filled with 'excitement.'”

    Wong believes that people fail to pay attention to where they place their quotation marks. “Compared to periods and commas, quotations get much less focus. You’re more likely to use a comma or period in a sentence than a quote.”

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    Alleged “Filmmaker”

    Alleged “Filmmaker”

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    “The most common use of quotation marks is for dialogue, such as when someone is speaking. For example, Fred said, ‘The weather is lovely today,’” Wong explained. He said that quotations are also commonly used when you are including a quote in a blog post or essay.

    “The researcher states: ‘5 in 10 Americans will get into a car accident sometime.’” He added that he made up this statement.

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    #9

    The Cop Cars In Orange Country Florida All Say Making A Difference In Comic Sans With Useless Quotation Marks. Makes It Seem Like They Aren't Making A Difference

    The Cop Cars In Orange Country Florida All Say Making A Difference In Comic Sans With Useless Quotation Marks. Makes It Seem Like They Aren't Making A Difference

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    Francesa Miller
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comic sans is a great font for dyslexics. It's very readable and doesn't deserve all the hate it gets.

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    The marketing expert and professional writer also shared a couple of the most common writing mistakes that people make. The first most common mistake is “confusing similar words that sound the same but have different meanings. Here are some common mistakes: Your/you’re; Its/it’s; There/their/they're; Whether/weather; To/too/two; By/buy/bye.”

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    Many people also tend to confuse similar-sounding words with different meanings, Wong argues. For example: “Affects/effects; Further/farther; chews/choose; addition/edition.”The third common mistake Wong notes is using sentence fragments or incomplete sentences. For example, Correct: “I stayed home from work because I had a fever.” Incorrect: “I stayed home from work. Because I had a fever.”

    #11

    The Place You Go When You Need A Negative Test

    The Place You Go When You Need A Negative Test

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    #12

    This Sign At A Hotel I Stayed In Last Night

    This Sign At A Hotel I Stayed In Last Night

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    #13

    It's There To Fool The Horses

    It's There To Fool The Horses

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    Previously, Bored Panda spoke with Searchlights, one of the moderators for the '"Suspiciously" Used Quotation Marks' online community. According to moderator, "I tend to think it's related to the challenge of finding nuance and tone in text. People want to emphasize a word, and for whatever reason they think putting it in quotations gets them there."

    "Generally, the use of quotation marks (when they're not an actual quotation) carries a connotation of sarcasm, or of a tongue-in-cheek admission that the thing in quotes isn't actually what it's said to be. That's what has the effect of making the statement suspicious," they explained. 

    "My favorite examples usually come from the food service industry. There's something alarming about chicken being written dubiously as "chicken" (what is it, really?)," they said.

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    #17

    Miami-Dade Police At Their Best

    Miami-Dade Police At Their Best

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    #18

    So What Kind Of Milk Are We Talking, Exactly?

    So What Kind Of Milk Are We Talking, Exactly?

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    #20

    Appropriate Suspicious Quotes

    Appropriate Suspicious Quotes

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    #21

    Just Saw This In A McDonald's

    Just Saw This In A McDonald's

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    Max
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least they admit that their wages are too low to count as such. Also, barring discussions of pay is illegal in many countries including the US.

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    #22

    I Don't Understand What They Were Trying To Accomplish With The Quotes

    I Don't Understand What They Were Trying To Accomplish With The Quotes

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    #23

    The Pharmacy Thinks I'm Fueling Someone's Drug Habit

    The Pharmacy Thinks I'm Fueling Someone's Drug Habit

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    #24

    I Don’t Think I Want To Know What This Means

    I Don’t Think I Want To Know What This Means

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    Lee
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, MAYBE "Homemade" can be excused because technically the soup was not made in a home and brought the the restaurant. Not sure how to explain "soups" though.

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    #25

    I’ve Said It Before And I’ll Say It Again: Quotation Marks Are Not For Emphasis

    I’ve Said It Before And I’ll Say It Again: Quotation Marks Are Not For Emphasis

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    Max
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect this comes from the days of typewriters, where the only method of emphasis was to use quotation marks or to change the ribbon from black to red. As a typewriter user, I prefer the latter option.

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    #26

    No Wonder It’s So Small

    No Wonder It’s So Small

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    Ben
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "good" is a rating and a direct quote from the report. So quotation marks are valid.

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    #34

    Is It Tho? As Seen Heading North On I-95 In Boca Raton, FL Yesterday

    Is It Tho? As Seen Heading North On I-95 In Boca Raton, FL Yesterday

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    #39

    I Don't Think I Want To Bring My Dog Here

    I Don't Think I Want To Bring My Dog Here

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    #40

    "Our" Community

    "Our" Community

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    Queen Boudicca
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. That is actually frightening. Needless to say...don't pass through or visit and expect any "help"

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    #41

    Something Tells Me I'm Not Going To Get A Prize Every Time

    Something Tells Me I'm Not Going To Get A Prize Every Time

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    #42

    Found This Subtle Threat In Pakistan

    Found This Subtle Threat In Pakistan

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    #45

    My Cousin Got This For His 18th Birthday

    My Cousin Got This For His 18th Birthday

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    #46

    Found At My Local "Mall Sword Store"

    Found At My Local "Mall Sword Store"

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    #48

    Now That's A Clever Slogan

    Now That's A Clever Slogan

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    Ivo H
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see any problem here? The quotation marks are used to signalize direct speech, so it's not misused? (the slogan is still great though)

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    #50

    Sure

    Sure

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    Local foodie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this misusing quote marks? It’s quoting something someone said, right?

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    #51

    Reminder That Covid Is “Real”

    Reminder That Covid Is “Real”

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    Darren Clark
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love there are no other comments. No one wants to go "there" about COVID.

    #53

    My Son Really Did Turn Six Today, Despite His Grandparents’ Inexplicable Use Of Quotation Marks

    My Son Really Did Turn Six Today, Despite His Grandparents’ Inexplicable Use Of Quotation Marks

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    #54

    "Rest" Room?

    "Rest" Room?

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    Turd Ferguson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me I wouldn't really want to use that "rest" room under any circumstances.

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    #55

    Let’s Just Say You Don’t Pay... With Money

    Let’s Just Say You Don’t Pay... With Money

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    Pirates of Zen Pants
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just so you don't miss the implication, the box straight up calls you a ho.

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    #56

    Incorrect Usage Of Quotation Marks

    Incorrect Usage Of Quotation Marks

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    #58

    Oh My

    Oh My

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm maybe the manager is pedantic about whether nuts are nuts as opposed to legumes

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    #59

    I Almost Went Into The Next Room

    I Almost Went Into The Next Room

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    #60

    Hmm

    Hmm

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    Sarah Stalder
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always do this at home. And keep my toothbrush and paste in cupboard or drawer.

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    #61

    So Subjective

    So Subjective

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    Lee
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they open sometime in the PM. Can't say when though.

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    #62

    Please Work Here, There Is "Good Pay"

    Please Work Here, There Is "Good Pay"

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    #63

    My Best Friend Works At A Physical Therapy Practice And She Sent Me This

    My Best Friend Works At A Physical Therapy Practice And She Sent Me This

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    #64

    “It’s Real Food”

    “It’s Real Food”

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    #65

    Some Chicken I Got From My Local Supermarket

    Some Chicken I Got From My Local Supermarket

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    #68

    I'm Not Falling For It

    I'm Not Falling For It

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    #70

    We "Care" At This Carehome

    We "Care" At This Carehome

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    #72

    "Vegetarian" Spring Rolls

    "Vegetarian" Spring Rolls

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    Bonnie Buttons
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird. I have a pack of these in my freezer "right now". (Seriously, I currently have a pack of these in my freezer.) Going to recheck the ingredients list...

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    #73

    What In The Everloving Heck Is That Made Of

    What In The Everloving Heck Is That Made Of

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    #74

    I Am Kayla And My Dad Packed All Of My Things So They Could Move. I Have No Idea What Is In Here

    I Am Kayla And My Dad Packed All Of My Things So They Could Move. I Have No Idea What Is In Here

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    #75

    My Sister Made This For My “Mom” About 25-30 Years Ago

    My Sister Made This For My “Mom” About 25-30 Years Ago

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    #77

    Must Be One Of Those People Who Thinks That Birds Aren’t Real

    Must Be One Of Those People Who Thinks That Birds Aren’t Real

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    Amy Adams
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know that "birds" are really drones made by the government to spy on us! Come on!

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    #79

    My Grandma Always Puts "Love You" In Quotes

    My Grandma Always Puts "Love You" In Quotes

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    #80

    4 Out Of 5 “Dentists” Agree

    4 Out Of 5 “Dentists” Agree

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    zakk jakkl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dentists make the most money from filling cavities so they are financially motivated to recommend the worst product for oral hygiene. Trust the fifth, honest, dentist

    #85

    I'm Not Sure If Their Hands Are Clean

    I'm Not Sure If Their Hands Are Clean

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    #86

    I’m Not Sure If This Is A Legit Vitamin

    I’m Not Sure If This Is A Legit Vitamin

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    zakk jakkl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's something that starts with C, hence the quotation marks... cyanide?

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    #88

    Valentine’s Day Card From My Parents With Some Suspicious Advice

    Valentine’s Day Card From My Parents With Some Suspicious Advice

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    #89

    Not Sure If I'm Buying A Kebab Or Drugs

    Not Sure If I'm Buying A Kebab Or Drugs

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    #91

    I Wonder If There’s A Name For This Old-Fashioned Schoolhouse Type Of Decor

    I Wonder If There’s A Name For This Old-Fashioned Schoolhouse Type Of Decor

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    #92

    Go Ahead... Take It

    Go Ahead... Take It

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    Pirates of Zen Pants
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember, Ii "quotations marks" aren't sus enough, you can always add a "smiley face" that's half-deranged with glee.

    #93

    "You're Welcome"? From Costco In KCMO

    "You're Welcome"? From Costco In KCMO

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    #94

    Saw This At The Local Landfill. I'm Sure My Safety Is On Their Mind

    Saw This At The Local Landfill. I'm Sure My Safety Is On Their Mind

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    #95

    "Fresh" Seafood

    "Fresh" Seafood

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    #96

    Oh... Was I Here Before?

    Oh... Was I Here Before?

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    zakk jakkl
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put this in a place that does research on memory to really mess with the test subjects

    #97

    Does The Smiley Face Make It Better?

    Does The Smiley Face Make It Better?

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    #98

    Son And “Daughter”

    Son And “Daughter”

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    #99

    Someone Clearly Doesn't Know How Quotation Marks Work

    Someone Clearly Doesn't Know How Quotation Marks Work

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    #100

    Who Wants A Slice Of "Pizza"?

    Who Wants A Slice Of "Pizza"?

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    #103

    Great Value And Suspicious Quotes. Wow

    Great Value And Suspicious Quotes. Wow

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    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, if you thought it was fake butter and you were wrong, doesn't that make it real butter?

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    #105

    She Hates Her Dog

    She Hates Her Dog

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    #106

    What Exactly Are We Picking?

    What Exactly Are We Picking?

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    #107

    Suspicious Honest

    Suspicious Honest

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    #108

    Doubt It

    Doubt It

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    Darren Clark
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't want to hurt the rabbits' feelings about their dentures. Respect.

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    #109

    Please Wear A Mask

    Please Wear A Mask

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    #110

    This Sign In Front Of The Busiest Subway On My University’s Campus

    This Sign In Front Of The Busiest Subway On My University’s Campus

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    #113

    How "Natural" Are We Talking Here?

    How "Natural" Are We Talking Here?

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    #114

    I’ll Pass, Thanks

    I’ll Pass, Thanks

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    #115

    "Peace" Within Our Time

    "Peace" Within Our Time

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    #118

    Jesus And "I"

    Jesus And "I"

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    #119

    This Is Extremely Threatening

    This Is Extremely Threatening

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    #120

    When Neither Bags, Convenience Nor Coronavirus Is Real: Triple Threat

    When Neither Bags, Convenience Nor Coronavirus Is Real: Triple Threat

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    #121

    What Are They Serving Exactly?

    What Are They Serving Exactly?

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    #122

    What Are They Actually Learning?

    What Are They Actually Learning?

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    #123

    "Spaghetti"

    "Spaghetti"

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    Smalltoid
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With those prices, are we sure this isn't a coded drug deal?

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    #124

    But Did It Though?

    But Did It Though?

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    #125

    So Is It High Precision Or Not

    So Is It High Precision Or Not

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    Chucky Cheezburger
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that would depend on what kind of tolerance you're trying to hold.

    #126

    Three-In-One Combo At My Local Brooklyn Dollar Store

    Three-In-One Combo At My Local Brooklyn Dollar Store

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    #127

    So... Don't Trust The Science? (Sign Outside Marjorie Taylor Greene's Office For Extra Irony)

    So... Don't Trust The Science? (Sign Outside Marjorie Taylor Greene's Office For Extra Irony)

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    #128

    Will You Really Miss Us While You're Closed? I'm Not Convinced

    Will You Really Miss Us While You're Closed? I'm Not Convinced

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    #129

    Not Sure What It Is

    Not Sure What It Is

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    Maiju Niemistö
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I missing here? It obviously means daughter and son in law. Nothing wrong here I think..

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