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The season when we all wish we’d worked a little harder in the gym and booked our vacations in advance is officially here. However, with the summer also comes all the pleasures (and pains) it brings. If we look past the chafing thighs, scorching leather seats, and becoming the main course for mosquitos, summer is a lot of fun. And the funniest tweets about summer capture that perfectly!
Funny summer tweets, be they from the summer of 2012 or last year, stay relatable because what we love (or hate) about the summer doesn’t change throughout the years. Hence, it should come as no surprise that some older funny tweets about summer would be floating around on the Internet right in time for the season. Also, it’s very unlikely that our means of breaking the summer heat will ever change, and relatable tweets about summertime back this up.
Thus, let’s embrace the season when having ice cream for dinner and watermelon for breakfast becomes acceptable cuisine because there is no damn way we will be standing by the hot oven or chilling by the pan this summer. To retrace or take a peek into what the future holds for us, let’s look at some hilarious tweets about summer and the joys (and pains) of it.
Below we’ve compiled a list of funny tweets about summer that, to a certain degree, we all can relate to. And if you are a proud mama or papa, you may be glad to find some funny parenting tweets there, too! As always, upvote the tweets about summer you enjoyed or could relate to, and let us know in the comments what your favorite (or least favorite) thing about the season is!
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Thegoodboi 1 year ago
OH MY GOD. Free day on the last day of work. Office chair races, paper football tournaments, trashketball tournaments, wine and beer on tap...Yes please
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Raelene Christie 1 year ago
He he he makes me smile I used to say that kind of thing but someone overheard and almost went insane screaming at me and so forth my youngest daughter , who has always resembles an angry tazzy devil pipes up in her loudest outside voice as only a 3 year old can screaming back at her ' What kind of idiot believes jokes leave my Mama alone, sigh she 28 years next month and is still tiny and militant, Bless her
Isaac Harvey 1 year ago
I guess being stuck in the sun for that long must give her a really bad sunburn. I've never known what happens when you do it again and again, though.
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Thegoodboi 1 year ago
Who's knocking on my window?? Oh it's just a big june bug thinking at some point my glass is going to disappear
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StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 1 year ago
Yeah but by the time you get there you’re just handing them a bag of water and it’s not even that cold anymore
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Rwby Couch 1 year ago
"Today, only 1 kid was eaten alive by a bear, and only 2 received rabies from the family of squirrels who live in the westward oak..."
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actaeon cross 1 year ago
My parents stayed in their chairs day drinking and yelling at us from the shore...
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Tucker Cahooter 1 year ago
He forgot to add "trip" to the list, especially if it was five hours to get to the campsite
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Whiskey Tango Delicious 1 year ago
Parent: who wants to be buried alive and left for dead! Kid: see Ryan Reynolds post.
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Benita Valdez 1 year ago
It's the storage elves; they're tricky little buggers that love to mess with us
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Cricketgeeklol 1 year ago
Probably counter productive tbh bc of the effort it takes to waggle the sandwich around
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Nayla Kanaan 1 year ago
I was watching some children at field day as a teachers helper and they were rubbing two sticks together apparently I wasn’t supposed to mention flint and steel or teach them the proper technique
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Whiskey Tango Delicious 1 year ago
As long as she's happy and accounted for, enjoy! Pass me a beer...
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Anxiousguest 1 year ago
We have only summer and monsoon where I live. Monsoon is same as summer, except there will be rain . No winter , or autumn or spring. Everyday sun rises and sets at the same time. I haven't seen snow in my life
Guinevere89 1 year ago
I'm so confused why people have children when every mention of them here is referencing them being a pain. Except the first one who doesn't do busy. She's going places.
kansasmagic 1 year ago
Personally, I think it's because people let their imaginations carry them away, and they expect their kids to either be perfect little angels or carbon copies of themselves! Or, you know, biological drives or some s**t like that. Full disclosure: I have four kids. Not 100% sure how that happened.
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
And here's me sitting in my freezing Australian home because it's the start of winter now! Wish it was summer already!
Anxiousguest 1 year ago
We have only summer and monsoon where I live. Monsoon is same as summer, except there will be rain . No winter , or autumn or spring. Everyday sun rises and sets at the same time. I haven't seen snow in my life
Guinevere89 1 year ago
I'm so confused why people have children when every mention of them here is referencing them being a pain. Except the first one who doesn't do busy. She's going places.
kansasmagic 1 year ago
Personally, I think it's because people let their imaginations carry them away, and they expect their kids to either be perfect little angels or carbon copies of themselves! Or, you know, biological drives or some s**t like that. Full disclosure: I have four kids. Not 100% sure how that happened.
Load More Replies... Huddo's sister 1 year ago
And here's me sitting in my freezing Australian home because it's the start of winter now! Wish it was summer already!
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