And the zombie thinks: "great meals on wheels" and "who brought the can-opener?"

Any day with zombie apocalypse discussion, is a good day

Get a beach house. When the zombie come, get in the ocean. They will follow you and, well...just ewwww.

I'm about ready to give up on The Walking Dead. They are constantly doing face palm dumb sh#t all the time. Not sure how we're meant to believe they've survived for as long as they have. Also, all you really need to be able to do is walk at a slightly fast pace and you'll stay well ahead of the hordes. A bit of stamina training, a freaking long handled sharp thing (not a small knife you idiots), comfortable joggers (Docs are probably a bit too hard to run in)and some sensible sun-safe clothing and you'll be whistling your way to a bright future.

I read somewhere that, if a human were to become a zombie, there would be no mental limitations holding us back. So like when a mother can lift a car off of her child in an emergency. Our bodies don't usually let us use our full potential as we can damage ourselves severely, so if those limitations did not exist (i.e. we are zombies) we could probably easily tear through a suit of armour. Cons of that would be that the zombie's muscles etc. would probably snap and it would be unable to move/bite or do much damage at all. So in the grand scheme of things, there would probably be fewer victims than expected as zombie bodies would break themselves / possibly decompose in hot weather.

BEST IDEA EVER DUDES!!!!! I see this on Zombieland 2! denis-kone...314de1.jpg

My thing is... these self driving cars that stop for pedestrians... I can see Rick grabbing one by mistake and the darn thing stopping at each and every zombie.

Forget armor....the biggest threat in a zompacalypse are teleporting zombies. Get rid of them [and people who fall down running] and the zompacalypse would be a piece of cake...

I will build a moat and fill it with a really powerful acid and have a retractable draw bridge. I would then retract the draw bridge and put on a burger suit and dance around protectively. Well, you can see where this is going

Everyone knows the biggest threat in the zombie apocalypse isn't the zombies.. It's the other humans. I don't think lugging around in extremely heavy armor is going help you escape a gun totting scavenger. Plus a bike isn't going to get you over tough terrain. Especially if you are in Armor. I am going to live in a light house / eat sea gulls.

Walking dead: Glenn uses riot armor. It's super effective!

according to certain people, animals would tear apart and decimate zombies before they could be a threat. bacteria would also destroy them.

I have fought in the Society for Creative Anachronism for thirty years and own custom chain maille and plate armors. I routinely get hit with thick rattan weapons at full speed and full strength. No zombie in the world could "peel back" my armor. They simply aren't getting through with tooth or fingernails. They aren't going to bite through steel, hardened leather, and tempered aluminum. They aren't going to think to unbuckle straps or attempt to pull off armor. They aren't going to defend their heads. Behind my shield, in a doorway, limiting my attackers and keeping them from flanking me, will be like a game of Whack-A-Mole.

2 words....Duct Tape...bam

Me and my gf actually have had many discussions about this topic: the apocalypse would most likely be caused be an autoimmune desease. Depending on if and how it is spread, you coild theoritically isolate those who are contimanated, and if youe keep them alive long enoug, save them. Even if it does cause potentially cause certain disorders or some s**t. All forms of food can be saved, do to protection and that seedbank place in that one place. Not to mention, you only need to wait in a safe place before the zombies decompose and are no longer dangerous, and there is no reason why an immediate power outtage would follow an outbreak if it was *just* zombies.

One thing everyone fails to consider about zombies is hysterical strength. Our muscles are way way stronger than they seem, but our brain usually stops us from using our full strength so we don't hurt ourselves. If my brain let me clench my jaw as hard as possible, I would shatter all of my teeth. A zombie's brain isn't going to have that fail-safe. It's going to go whole-hog ripping that armor to pieces. I mean, it might break its own bones in the process, but that will just give the other zombies a chance to get you.

Problem is the amount of undead- already slow in your armor, soon several douzrns will just push you down with their weight.Maybe you will not be bitten, you just starve

When zombie horde thros you to the ground you cant get up anymore, ever wore a plate armory? xD those thing are heavy as hell

all this talk about armor being bulky is wrong. plate armor barely restricts moment and mail is even easier to move in. Unless you were wearing a full sute or tornamant armor than you would would be fine. perhaps you should stick with something a bit smaller for your hands so you can still shoot a gun.

Great concept... but it didn't work for these guys... riot-gear-...6a8989.png

In zombie apocalypse books they ride bikes all the time . In books with fast zombies the bike riders obvi get eaten

Ya just need to stay inside for like a week. Most people with a weeks food could manage. Just get past the rigor an rot of the body decaying. They will eventually decompose, burst, rot, dehydrate, fall apart etc without food aka live people. If it's a true zombie rot plague. Just get from house to greased car w food. Go as far as u can if needed. Find a shelter. Libraries are good. Usually old stone ones. Town halls. Buildings with thick doors. I know, even churches. Hang out w food and radio. Wait for decay and clean up. Army can do that. Go back to normal.

I can't imagine how uncomfortable it would be to try to ride a bike in armour. Also - "biker suits are made of kevlar"?? Maybe motorcycle jackets and pants are, but definitely not clothing for riding a bicycle in!

Seen tonnes of times when people cover themselves in padding, or BMX armour, or using plastic dinner trays and strapping it on with tape. Everyone has seen this before lmao, it's just not LOLZ 1700AD TEMPLAR K-NIGHTS NOT IN ZOMBEE MEWVEEZ LOL. Behave.

A suit of armor weighs about 100 pounds. That’ll slow you down, weigh you down, and impair your senses. The only thing really helpful in the zombie apocalypse is an AK47 and lots of ammo

Yes but you have to put up with reduced mobility and vision. Also just cause you are in a tin can doesn't stop you from being completely mobbed by them and unable to move.

"irl an apocalypse wouldn't last 24 hours" ....... after the first 24 hrs maybe 2-300 humans would survive.