That’s too funny

This is actually strangely effective

Snort-laugh!

Cousin Bob has a stressful life... :D

Glad they clarified that!

Ahh that time Winnie got high and smeared poop on the curtains

I think people would pay better attention to signs if they were more like this

😳

This looks amazing lmao i wanna go in

Pizza or cruel world? Hmmmmm.... I choose pizza :D

I poop on 'em not in 'em...weirdos. Can't believe they had to make that sign!

looks waayyy to dangerous, ill have to skip swimming today

There are signs along the highways around here which say "DRIVE N TEXT, UB NEXT".

Way quicker than driving in rush hour!

lmao im goin left to see what kind of trouble i can stir up

"we are worried the dogs might want to join in"

Really taking "honesty is the best policy" to the next level aren't they

I have this sign in our garden. Bought it at a nursery.

There's one of those signs on the door of the original house my husband's family lived in when they came to from England in 1907 (His father was 10) Maybe this year I'll knock & tell them that "Something Exciting DID happen 10 years later!!!

Or did it?

someone screwed a sign to a wall ... so that happened

Thass right, and don't you forget it!

All the more interesting.

YES it did - you put this silly sign up ?

What an event it was, too.

Nearby is the real historical marker for the 1896 event everyone reports as occuring in '97 🐶

Are they so sure though? Something may very have happened there in 1897. Maybe something happened to the town recorder on that site in 1897.

My SIL has q very similar plaque on her house...

Lol there is a building in my city that has one of these. I'll have to see if this is it next time I'm over that way.

Sedona! :)

LOL my sister has this sign on her house.

That's some great customer service.

damn, you got my hopes up

I've already bottled mine up, does that count? Or should I leave the bottle in the vehicle too?

*inserts line* Scoot about trying to avoid people..

well that knocks out 3/2 of all possible employees

Boiiiinnnggg!!! "Is this not an automatic door?" *Leaves stage to the left, bedazzled*

Close enuf!

…….

Clever

finally, a locally sourced product. Lately everythings been coming in from Uranus🙄

Relatable

The manager is a chicken?

Aww come on I just got done with my monthly blood sacrifice to that guy, can I wait until next month so I can lump it all together???

If you actually end up in Boston, or London Heathrow, it will be unexpected!

Fair call

She better be worth it!

I'm always afraid suddenness is going to happen.

Then don't make them look and smell so delicious!

Always pack a small green teddy bear.

fair enough

I mean, don’t eat ketchup while driving, it could look like blood!

come on guys this is easy you just dial three 9 times

Oh dear, I guess I’ll have to go on the third Saturday of the week then