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Call a roofer.

“The reason I’ve made such stupid decisions…” nah that’s all you mate

I believe there are climates in which it would be possible for there to be fruits (from different trees) all year. However, planting fruit trees on sidewalks would result in piles of rotting fruit. Perhaps in public parks.

If this is true... the poor women of Ohio! Especially those who can't leave and leave the incredible misogynistic men (and their few brainwashed femal followers) to have the whole, then childless state to their own. Ruling it like they fancy until they extinct.

How to raise the average IQ in the US by 95 points.

If you look hard enough you could find "evidence" for most ridiculous "theories". The world is crazy.

I guess she still doesn't understand peekeboo or hide-and-seek either....

Oh Dale....

As AC/DC once said : Let there be rock ! :D

It's not like humans famously managed to design globes before there were images of Earth taken from space.

No wonder my back always hurts

Please. Sail to the ice wall and stay there. Please.

What does that even mean?

It's hard enough to explain real animals like platypus, now we have to explain the elusive duckycorns?

Iced wall, monsters on the other side our weapons are no good against them...Now where have I watched this???? https://www.vulture.com/2017/08/game-of-thrones-the-wall-explained.html

Edit only to add thanks and for clarification. My SO was a kind dear man, who played Santa Claus at nursing homes and literally rescued every lost kitty he ever met. We had very good years. And I live in assisted Living. That's why I lost so many. Plus we were very hard hit. We're rural, and in the first wave we had 75 cases. It's still active. I want to make this person to forcibly French kiss a known COVID ridden petri dish every day for 14 days. I lost my SO of 16 years, and 27 other friends to COVID. The only reason I really wouldn't do it,is I don't know any COVID petri dishes I dislike that much. This one infuriates me. .

SIDS is not a joke. I lost my son that way.

This is appalling...I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Good. Brian was a bit out of control.

Of course that's only if you use english alphabet, yet another proof that english is the language of Satan.

For f**k's fatherly sake, my fruity IQ is so freaking low now, it's fifty feet into the ground.

Then what did I spend all that time studying in the lab?

"Your body shouldn't be hit by hard objects" Yeah, I'd like to avoid that when I'm not on my period, too...thanks

I don't know about curing cancer, but this list is making me want to scream in a cave until I feel better.

No me, a biological female, having a similar collarbone.

Soooo... shall we throw a pregnant women into a blackhole to get a Superman?? when are we doing that??

Every time someone starts throwing the term "Orwellian" around like this I feel pretty damn confident in assuming they've never read a word that man actually wrote.

Fun fact: we humans eat dead things almost exclusively.

The fires are not allowed to cross the border without a visa - well played, Mexico!

The cringeworthy lack of basic science made me want to cry.

Posted on FB, which tracks you and knows just about everything about you.

This globe is only meant for decorative purposes in exactly the same way your chihuahua is not meant for guard duty.

I went to Las Vegas once and it was pretty much the same.

Wasn't the Ark designed by the Almighty Himself according to the Bible?

Sigh.

We learned that the racists, misogynists, narrow-minded idiots, and plain ol' douchebags are even more asinine when they don't have anything better to do. Someone should've sent them fidget spinners.

Oh, I think anger is the rational response here.

Where are the Darwin Awards when you really need them?

An engineer designed the first road also.

Alexa, play Wet Wet Wet

I... My brain just broke here...

Two of my friends.

Really? I thought they were stolen from their carrot parents by the liberal elite who eat them!!!

I think a lot of people are confused by "theory" not meaning the same thing in the hard sciences, the soft sciences, and colloquial usage.

*sigh* here comes the ginger patch again. It least it’s not garlic in my nostrils

Why would you put your face to that toilet seat?

Look at evolution.... oh wow...

I love how the only evidence these people have is "I don't like the billionaires, so they must've made a vaccine to kill us all".