Burn.

Don't go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to

To be fair, unfortunately this one is often right.

overthinking monsters U :)

A nice bit of denial from her. People mostly scroll through pointless s**t.

I love this one. I would change it to "world before I heard about your problem" and "world after I heard about your problem" and it would be perfect. (I'm IT support, not psychologist. For psychologist or something like that it would be little bit too far)

I know this, who was the comedian? Bill Hicks?

yabba dabba do

Tbh I think they're both trying to kill her.

It' embarassing for the humanity, not the author

It would make slightly more sense if it had "not" in front of "I'm", I don't get why they went with "ok'nt".

Just use the floor.

Literally no one cares if you get a nokia

at least, he tries :)

If this actually happened then I bet the teacher told them "NO TALKING BACK-"

This is a joke though.

Well, if you can't do comedy without offending (usually marginalized) people, then your comedy is probably sh#t.

I don't think he took that photo on the moon.

So, this person wants to talk about the fact that s/he enjoys being tied with wired headphones while scrolling social media? Not my kind of kink, but whatever floats their boat.

I think this one is kinda clever. Not groundbreaking, but I like it

This is a little outdated. The kid on the right would be holding an X now.

...Well....

The movie sucked but that line still hurts 😞

I'd say both are terrible. Commenting on one's look is always bad, alright. But shaming other people because they're more "mainstream" or less "quirky" than you is as bad, if not worse. There's nothing wrong with enjoying popular things and prefering neutral/basic style. Also, comments like "why can't you be interesting" are causing people to be ashamed of their hobbies and preferences. Enjoy popular literature. Dye your hair blonde without shame. Be yourself, you're great!

So do cocaine and starch. I guess we just shouldn't trust powdery white thingies

Too bad we don't have gills, then

Gossip is now officially X-cretion.

Feed a cat for any amount of time, and they will remember you but only act like it when you have more food

Idk why but these remind me of bad tattoos

Logos are specifically designed to be distinctive and memorable. Plants don't exactly prioritize that.

maybe that's because we no longer live in nature and have to know which plant is which in order to not eat something poisonous? ie we no longer need that knowledge? However, knowing which brand is which can affect your wallet, affordability, buying decisions, future maintenance costs, etc. So for example I recognise Apple and VW as signs of good quality. My laptop for example is 12 and still awesome. the McD logo warns you that the food is not good and will probably give you heart problems over time. Etc etc. These are relevant signs for our relevant context.

They could have used more recognizable leaves like maple, marijuana, pine, etc.

Its almost like the brands are designed to be recognized and the plants are not.

Look for Tarzan

I got all but 2 on the left and all but 2 on the right...?

What will dead leaves contribute to my life ?

Plants sometimes look the same

People mostly know about their surroundings.

Trees don't do a lot of advertising lately

Plants don't tend to have their names conveniently stuck on them

Trees don't market to you, dumba*s

Oh I know, their called leaves

Three of them are oak, maple and dogwood

Actually I can name both.

I couldn’t name all the brands but I also couldn’t name all the leaves from plants without seeing the plants they came from.