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Have you ever wanted to buy a nativity scene that's badly carved into a potato? Or a jug of cat's milk? Let's be realistic; you probably didn't even know these weird things exist. But in case you did, we know exactly where to find them - the online marketplace. There's just something peculiar about people selling these funny things on the internet and our best bet is that some of them are a little bit delusional. To no one's surprise, there are 162k people on a subreddit called r/delusionalcraiglist who wholeheartedly agree as they probably have seen it all while online shopping already.
In this popular subreddit dedicated to funny craigslist ads, people share their worst encounters with sellers who wanted to make a quick buck so bad that they probably sold their better judgment to the highest bidder, too. From such interesting finds as awkwardly shaped Cheetos to extremely rare air, everything could be yours for a ridiculously high price. Intrigued? So, if you are on the end of your wit for things to buy, scroll below for the whole list of completely delusional internet marketplace ads!
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#1
No Pets
#2
Bring A Chain Saw...
#3
How Soon Can I Move In?
#4
Ah Yes, Air..
#5
A Quadruple Peanut!
#6
Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?
#7
Facebook Marketplace Posting!
#8
The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here
Monika Rhodes 5 years ago
$275 for that? No, thank you- rather have my birthday without nightmares...
#9
Are U Kidding $6!!
kathryn stretton 5 years ago
How? How do you milk a bloody cat? How does it let you? And, how much in litres is this supposed to be? So nany questions. Lol.
#10
My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...
#11
But It's Vintage!!
#12
Just Needs A New Screen!
#13
.45 Cheeto
#14
Found This On The Gram
#15
I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)
#17
We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year
#18
What A Steal. Oh Wait...
#19
Burritos For Sale..
#20
May The Rain Wash The Warts Away
Kaitlin Gaerte 5 years ago (edited)
if the old owner only tried them on once she/he had VERY dirty feet. look on the inside of the shoe 😫😳
#21
For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!
#22
#supportblackbusinesses
#23
Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!
#24
Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing
Tammy Hornback 5 years ago
IKYN my husband has one of these He gave a buck for it at the Flea Mkt I told him I'd give him 2 to plug it in
#25
Uhhhhhhhh
#26
Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?
#27
By This Logic You Could Sell Anything
#28
“Perfect Condition”
#29
Hmm..
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What do you think ?
Orsolya 5 years ago
I gave up at #38. Please tell me that these are just bad jokes. If not, humanity is doomed.
Night Owl 5 years ago
Some of them might be bad jokes but humanity is still doomed (just for other reasons)
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Meeow 5 years ago
Most of them are like wtf, cat milk? How do you milk a cat? And your cat let you do that? So many question!!! What's up with all these Cheetos, f*****g delusional. That lady holding the ketchup her fingernails yuck!!! Other like supportblackbusiness: cold water and ice water, she's crazy lol And that homemade a/c that can help heatwave in London hahahaha!!!
miaow 5 years ago
Lol my brain was doing backflips too when I saw it.. Don't worry though because all of these aren't real, it was all a figment of our imaginations 🤪
Load More Replies... Orsolya 5 years ago
I gave up at #38. Please tell me that these are just bad jokes. If not, humanity is doomed.
Night Owl 5 years ago
Some of them might be bad jokes but humanity is still doomed (just for other reasons)
Load More Replies... Meeow 5 years ago
Most of them are like wtf, cat milk? How do you milk a cat? And your cat let you do that? So many question!!! What's up with all these Cheetos, f*****g delusional. That lady holding the ketchup her fingernails yuck!!! Other like supportblackbusiness: cold water and ice water, she's crazy lol And that homemade a/c that can help heatwave in London hahahaha!!!
miaow 5 years ago
Lol my brain was doing backflips too when I saw it.. Don't worry though because all of these aren't real, it was all a figment of our imaginations 🤪
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