This is shockingly accurate.

Does everyone but me have jerky neighbors?

Forgot the ballpen that doesn't work

OMG. I feel seen. All of these, even the Altoids case.

and you don't know what any of the cables in the ball of cables are even for.

and random buttons

Don't forget a tiny sewing kit

I went to my junk drawer, and I have nearly all of these in it.

Add the odd shaped screwdriver that works for no other screws but that one.

Thumbtacks. Loose thumbtacks.

And you look in this drawer twice a day, but never find what you need and still yet never throw anything away.

The bowl/box/zipper bag containing several random, unidentifiable objects that fall under the category "thing I found...no idea what it is, but I'm afraid to throw it away in case it's a crucial component of something".

menus from diiferent restaurants and instruction manuals

Keys you've forgotten what they open.

I cleaned out our junk drawer so we don't have one.. now we have a whole desk.... lol.. mainly my crafting c**p though

Dozens of random sized and colored twist ties. "You never know when..."

Pease add collections of stickers and badges.

I have 3 paperclips. Today, I noticed a broken rubber band around my Cheetos bag. I threw it away and replaced it from a bag of NEW bands I have in my "junk" drawer. Speaking of that, all my cables are wrapped separately and secured with a rubber band. These things aren't hard to manage.

SPOT ON

....and all kinds of old bills

Lol like I have extra money in a drawer

My god!!! Someone's been in my house!!!

My junk drawer is perfectly organised and I'm very proud of it. In fact it doesn't really qualify as a junk drawer x

and twist ties that you're saving for some reason.

That's not a *starter* kit. One only needs two or three seeds for the junk to breed. (I'd suggest a half-dried-out marker pen, a plastic bag clip and a small condiment packet)

OK, who was in my drawer?

That is why i always have subtitles on.

This is HILARIOUS!!! (And true)

YAY! An actually accurate thing on introverts!

You forgot the eternal egg is good, egg is bad, egg is good, egg is bad

Those stools are way too practical. And where are all the pipes and ducts? You need to cover the black ceiling in 5 feet of hanging ductwork! (I just realized how impossible to clean the spaces ABOVE the food are...)

Is he the dude who played the husband in Murder Mystery?

Should read extremely attractive waitress who is made to look plain, but it doesn't really work.

Thats why use ad blockers and only watch youtube in browser and not use the Youtube app. Or any other app when that service is available by browser.

No matter where my wife and I walk, it's always along a beach.

This is why you just adopt seniors.

What about the guy who hides his bite?

Stevie Nicks from Walmart :D

Love Peter Stormare.

My Bio Mom is a mix between these 2.

Woah, lookout guys this man's daengeroos

The left half of those still surface from time to time.