50 Innocent Jokes That Are Still Funny, As Shared On This Instagram Page
InterviewAs we start getting deeper into autumn, you may notice the days growing shorter and the wind growing colder. So during this time, many of us need to be intentional about getting our daily doses of sunshine, whether that means taking a walk during lunch time or finding a virtual bright light online.
In an attempt to bring some warmth and sunshine to all of your days, pandas, we took a trip to the Squeaky Clean Humor Instagram account, which is dedicated to sharing wholesome, family-friendly memes that everyone can enjoy. So keep reading to find a conversation with the page's creator, Allie, and be sure to upvote the pics that bring a smile to your face!
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To learn more about how Squeaky Clean Humor came to be in the first place, we reached out to the creator of the account, Allie, who was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda. “I started my account on a whim when I was 16. It was just a little fun thing to do, and I never expected to keep it for long,” she shared. “It’s been so amazing to see the growth through the years. Even just reaching 1,000 and 10,000 followers was so cool. Now with over a quarter of a million, it’s mind blowing!”
As far as why it’s so important to share clean humor, Allie says, “There are so many pages out there that post a lot of inappropriate/vulgar content. I think it’s important to have some wholesome humor in your life, things both your 10-year-old and your grandma will like. I also make it so I never make jokes about serious issues. I want my page to be a place you can escape and not have to worry about those issues.”
Well, when I first wore glasses, the optician told me to clean them with dish soap, so I did. The problem was, I also used the sponge, the one with rough green side, to clean them, as in my mind, dish soap went with sponge. As a result, my new glasses got scratched pretty much the first day I got them. In my defense, I was only 10 at the time.
We were also curious how Allie decides which memes to share on the page. “I mainly find my pictures online, as well as occasionally making my own, or having friends send me ones they’ve seen,” the creator explained. “I rarely take submissions, but if someone sends me something really funny, I’ll post it!”
Allie also shared that it’s difficult to narrow down any favorites since she’s posted nearly 7,000 times, but a few stand out to her. “One that my brother came up with I saw posted by a few other accounts, so that was really cool to see! I’ve found that people really like posts that have to do with movies they love,” she added. “The Princess Bride is always a good choice!”
imagine if this happened and some random 4 year old was selected for swimming
Allie also shared how passionate she is about running Squeaky Clean Humor. “I absolutely love running this account and interacting with everyone. It’s become a huge part of my life, and it’s honestly changed my life and the person I am. I love sharing things that go on in my life, and answering questions from my followers. It’s a super fun thing to do!”
Clean humor is great because it can be enjoyed by anyone and everyone. And as we all know, laughter really is the best medicine. According to HelpGuide, getting in a good laugh is great because it can strengthen our immune systems, boost our moods, alleviate pain and prevent us from becoming too stressed.
When we’re kids, most of us laugh all the time, without even being aware of it. But as adults, we sometimes need to make a conscious effort to get in a chuckle. Our lives can become much more serious, and it’s easy to go an entire day without laughing until your abs hurt. But we shouldn’t let this happen, as laughter is a great way to release tension!
My dad once tried to buy 1 cucumber with his order, but ordered 1 box of cucumbers. Was fun to go around the neighbourhood giving away cucumbers 😁
HelpGuide notes that laughter can even benefit heart health, as it improves the function of blood vessels and increases blood flow. Enjoying a good laugh every day can also be great to keep us from holding grudges or getting too angry. All emotions are meant to be felt, but being able to find humor in any situation can help us cope with the struggles of being human. Having a laugh can prevent you from becoming resentful and be a healthy reminder not to take life too seriously.
Because there are so many benefits to having a long, healthy laugh every day, it’s important to have comedy that’s accessible and enjoyable for everyone. That’s why clean comedy has been growing in popularity in recent years! Far too often, comics feel the need to rely on low blows and discriminatory or derogatory jokes that leave someone feeling offended. But this is completely unnecessary! Making jokes at no one’s expense may take a bit of creativity, but it’s certainly worth it. And apparently, it can even get you 267k Instagram followers!
According to The Grable Group, clean comedy should be many people’s go-to because it’s appropriate for a wide variety of events. If there will be kids in attendance at your birthday party, you need entertainment for a company event, or you’re looking for a comedy show to take the whole family to on Saturday night, clean comedy can be a godsend. The Grable Group also notes that clean comedy usually takes a bit more effort than dark humor or offensive comedy, so it should be extremely well done. You can trust that the comedians put a lot of thought into their sets.
You can also attend a clean comedy show, or follow a clean comedy account on Instagram, without having to worry at all about getting offended. What is considered a “sensitive topic” can vary person to person, but clean comedy should always be safe.
On the same note, as a comedian, it can be wise to write clean jokes, as this can help you grow your following. You can share clips of your routines online without worrying about getting any backlash, and viewers can happily share your content with all of their own followers.
I one time panicked because I got a notification that my email password changed, immediately reset it. I remembered like 3 days later that I was the one that changed it...
Engaging in laughter with a friend or loved one can help strengthen our relationships, so don’t hesitate to send your friends a hilarious meme that you spotted on Instagram or tell them a silly joke you read online last night. You two will feel closer after releasing some tension by laughing together, and you might even have an easier time solving conflicts after strengthening your bond through humor. Humor can lower both of your stress levels and remind you not to sweat the small stuff.
Research shows that people who use more humor in their relationships report higher levels of relationship satisfaction, and many of us seek out partners who have a great sense of humor. So whether you’re looking for love or just trying to expand your circle of friends, sharing clean humor with everyone you encounter can bring some sunshine to both of your days! A silly little wholesome meme never hurt anyone, right?
Since I was a kid, I thought the leap day should be between the last day and first day of the year. Dec 31, LEAP DAY!, Jan 1. Why randomly attach it to the middle of the calendar?
THAT'S MY SISTER! She may not be the best looking but stop calling her names!
We hope you’re enjoying these squeaky clean memes, pandas. Feel free to share all of your favorites with your grandmother, your kids, your neighbor and your pastor, as they’re appropriate for everyone! Keep upvoting the pics that bring some sunshine to your day, and then if you’re interested in checking out even more wholesome memes from Bored Panda, we recommend reading this article next!
Me too, but I want all the dogs to be Shih Tzu's, so I can go out in a Tzunami
This is good science. Eliminating wrong answers helps you find the right one.
Apparently orphan beavers who never saw another beaver in their life will eventually start blocking your hallway with a dam made of stuffed animals. [EDIT: Look! Tim posted a video in reaction to this comment.]
I had bio homework where they were asking us to prove why a cuttlefish doesn’t belong to class Pisces
My favourite fun fact is that over 3 percent of the earths surface is covered by water :D
I admit I once broke off and stole a tiny piece of a succulent plant in Home Depot. I jammed it in my pocket and took it home, I planted it and it grew roots and propagated, and now it fills an entire planter pot in my backyard XD
This is similar to how my great aunt filled her garden, she would go visit a stately home, wander round the grounds, snap off a twig/leaf, stick it in a potato in her pocket (for moisture apparently) take it home and plant it.
When I was a kid I was playing outside in the woods and I saw a beautiful flower. I had never seen this type of flower before so I thought I'd give it to my mom, so I picked it. Shortly after I brought it inside and presented this pretty flower to my mom and she starts yelling at me, which is the complete opposite of what I thought her reaction would be and it killed the 6-8 year old me inside. Turns out this beautiful flower is an endangered species and illegal to pick 🤷♀️ obvs a kid wouldn't know that info. To this day I have never seen another one 🥺
Sweden countryside has a weird tradition, you are supposed to steal your plants. Even if you asked and are allowed to take a twig/leaf you then go about to do it in secret when noone is watching. Steal it or it dont grow!
I have stolen succulent leaves, and have successfully saved a cactus that was cut in half and tossed out of a doorstep
I read it at first "planet store" and got totally confused till end. "You do jot download a planet 🤔
This is why I love cacti and succulents, you can just take the leaves off other other succulents, or break off offshoots from a cactus, and you've got a whole new plant. rinse and repeat for infinite plants. Yes I know this can work for other plants but it's so easy with cacti and succulents, like the burrow's tail succulent has hundreds of tiny little leaves that break off from the tiniest bit of force and each will grow roots and become a new one
I'm pretty sure that's what the previous owner of my house has done, in part. All the many, many plants in the garden are exactly the same as the ones in the nearby park! Of course seeds blowing and bird presents count as well, but it's obviously more than just nature
I can't remember ever buying a houseplant. I took a cutting everywhere I went. Always carried a wet paper towel inside a baggie to keep my new cutting fresh before I got home.
Whenever I see a piece of succulent while walking (happens more often than one may think) I rescue them and plant them at home. Almost always successful
He's hysterical in the new Sandra Bullock movie, as are Channing Tatum and Brad Pitt.
This was meant for the one about Daniel Radcliffe helping the person who was mugged.
Load More Replies...Whoever’s reading this, I hope you have an amazing day, and that you are blessed with a chance to pet a random dog. ❤️
Oh, man... There was a wonderful woman with an adorable tiny pooch named Brandy in Walmart. And bless Brandy; all she wanted to do was say hi, lick my hand, and roll over for belly rubs. I probably spent five minutes talking this lady while loving on her dog. I was so grateful for the opportunity to be a dog friend.
Load More Replies...Once again, the memes were only kinda funny, but my fellow Panda's comments were hilarious.
Whoever’s reading this, I hope you have an amazing day, and that you are blessed with a chance to pet a random dog. ❤️
Oh, man... There was a wonderful woman with an adorable tiny pooch named Brandy in Walmart. And bless Brandy; all she wanted to do was say hi, lick my hand, and roll over for belly rubs. I probably spent five minutes talking this lady while loving on her dog. I was so grateful for the opportunity to be a dog friend.
Load More Replies...Once again, the memes were only kinda funny, but my fellow Panda's comments were hilarious.