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Once a dad, always a dad. No exceptions. Even if you’re an award-winning actor like Rob Lowe, or rather, especially if you’re him. Because if there’s anyone who can bring the star right back to Earth, that would be your precious family.

And his sons, John and Matthew, are sharp-tongued dudes who have gained their momentum in an online trolling game. Their target? It’s obvious. Whatever Rob has to say on Instagram, there’s no way he could escape some spot-on, sinister commentary in front of his 1.5M followers. The ongoing roast has been on for what feels like forever, and you can check out part 1 right here. But now let’s dive into some of the most recent hilarious comments which prove that family goals come in all styles and forms!

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Sharon Hahn
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gorgeous German Shorthair pups!

Ila Chakravarthy
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha! When the little sibling arrives...

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    Jemima Muneer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when the people you stole the dog off find you

    Felipe Meyer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    indeed it is traumatizing..imagine this would be my dad now..hahaha omg..

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the other guy look like a young William Shatner?

    Deborah Kennedy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's Rob Lowe's costar Jim Parrack on 911 Lone Star. Actor also played Hoyt in True Blood

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    Don't be fooled, Rob Lowe is very well aware he raised two trolls. When talking to the Today show hosts, he joked that Matthew and John “live to troll me.” But he just can’t bring himself to fire back at them. “I’m a dad. Even when I should give it back to them, I just can't bring myself to do it."

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    At the same time, Rob is known as a family man, a loving husband, and a proud parent. When asked what he’s the proudest of as a dad, he told Fatherly: “For sure, my relationship with my sons.” Rob added that he loves “having that time with them, talking about work, about jobs, career advancement, and strategizing, and going out golfing or going to a Dodgers game.” That’s some serious family goals!

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    Karen Marshall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was on my bedroom wall for YEARS! Teen Beat had the best free "posters".

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean Tiger Beat? That, and 16 Magazine, were my go-to fan mags during my teens (we’re talking the Seventies here)!

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    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rob Lowe was hot s**t in the 80's. All the girls had posters of him on their walls. His kids can't say the same.

    Karen Marshall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kathy yes! I'm 52 now so I'm slipping! 16 Magazine was another favorite for free posters. That's where I saw KISS for the 1st time sans makeup!!

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    Ila Chakravarthy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww... that pup is so cute! What breed is he/she?

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    #7

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    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the zippers on the arms. Can we get (more) real pockets in women’s clothing too? Can we get a secret compartment in our sports bras too? Share a brand that does this. Please get more designers on this.

    Well, I Tried
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these things you just listed exist. In the parallel universe

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    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian tuxedo looks good on him. What is he staring so seriously at? Why is this a pose?

    PaulV
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like he's wearing the whole jewelry catalog.

    Karin Gibson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double denim never a good look.

    PaulV
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bold move that few can pull off. Rob Lowe is one of probably five in the world who can. :-D

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    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I saw a guy sitting in a truck bed like that wearing a Mr. T amount of jewelry, I'd be like wth?

    Josiah Mourfield
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably oughta take them jeans back. They already got a hole in em.

    Joy Saker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooooh, Double Denim - fashion faux pas according to my 12 year old granddaughter, who knows these things.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five sons? His poor mom, having to survive in that House of Testosterone.

    Marilyn Bojanowski
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends are a family of two parents, and six daughters. The dad is the only male in the house. Even their dogs are girls!

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    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we sure Tom Cruise didn't actually post this? Look at those abs!!

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a great movie. Kids are such derps.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago

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    Um, the tree looks like it has a waistline about 2/3 of the way up toward the top...

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    Coffey Murphy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great joke! Movie still scares me!

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    Karin Gibson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tanner???? More tanned is how you say it.

    James Worrall
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tanner is used because it sounds slightly like taller and kind of looks like it as it is written. He's smaller in the photos than anybody else. ❤️

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    Shelby Rinck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many Lowes would Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe would rob Lowes?

    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it while scrolling, had to scroll back up just to upvote this

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    Jessica Cifelli
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a more diverse Hallmark movie...

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    Karen Marshall
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    5 years ago

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    Rob's kids are vicious in the best of ways but do they have to destroy all my memories of him?

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    Kelly Todd
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot.....now it is the son's turn!!!

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    Janet Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still looking good after all these years! 😘😘😘😘😘