*clutching at straws.

I must say I respect Mr Giulliani even less after this debacle of a 'freakshow' appearance... can imagine he and Trump 'get on like a house on fire'.

Lmao! I see what you did there

It was piled pretty deep.

Wait I'll do it for free if I can score two tickets to the inauguration of my president Biden!

That booking seemed to have really boosted the Four Seasons landscaping business. Where can I get some merchandise?

Just as long as it has nothing to do with politics. Or living in the U.S. for that matter.

I laughed way to hard at this :)

Trump's understanding of winning is what normal people call losing.

Covfefe will never go out of season.

I guess this is a reference to the "pee tapes", the supposed recording of Trump watching 2 prostitutes pee on the bed the Obamas slept in in a Moscow hotel room.

This just highlights that a lot of damage can happen between now and January.

Hmm. Can't believe they didn't have this place checked, rechecked and then moved for a PRESS CONFERENCE about the prez.

Since when does the current president announce his victory when the majority of votes haven't even been counted? We have all learned more than we care for the last two weeks.

Trump, keep your hands to yourself!

Solid proof of fake yews, right there.

I guess they won't let Rudy forget his "seduction" attempt of that young reporter....

Trump is preparing a trench war? Hardly surprising when his son wants a total war. Just like Hitler, he called for "den totalen Krieg". A real chip of the old block he is, douchebag Junior.

Maybe an off-the-wall comment? Don't take off-ence!

Wouldn't that service be offered next door? Or did they partner up with the crematorium?

You mean that bullshit isn't really a fertilizer? The White House has produced loads of it.

He mistook it for a luxury hotel because he can't read.

I don't understand this one. What is the other definition of edging?

And loads of free advertising. Drumpf only helps someone else—-though only indirectly—-if one of his F-List staff f***s up.

What is gardening leave?

They’re republicans. Add some well-deserved blue balls to the order.

Having their wedding in a landscaping company’s parking lot is way too many steps up their dream ladder for the average MAGAt.